Delicacies

My theory on what is a delicacy is that it totally depends on the mood of the 1st person who ate a certain dish. I remember that sometimes when i eat something for the 1st time, i find that its nice. But the 2nd time onwards its not so nice. Sometimes its the reverse. My theory is that how the food tastes like actually depends on your mood. And the 2nd person who ate it after hearing your comment on the food is affected by your opinions on the food. Its the sheep mentality and the psycho effect that you said its nice. It makes people doubt when they think ''it actually tastes like shit.'' Isn't there such scenarios? When in class you were sure the answer was A, but 39 other students raise up for B. then you begin to doubt.... and raised for B. Then the answer was A.

Its another cracked article now... sadistic dishes

I guess this is what happened:

A ( in good mood) : You know what? Why do we have to cook fish? Lets eat it while its alive!

B: what a good idea! lets try it!

A: Hey it tastes great while its alive! Fresher than a just dead fish!

B tastes the fish : ( hmmm... it tastes about the same....... no wait.... maybe what he said is true) Ok it tastes great!

From then on ikizukuri is known as a delicacy.

I guess this happened when the people 1st started cooking cockroaches:

A( in bad mood): Urgh... lets eat something different. Alright lets eat that black grotesque thingy at the corner of this room.

B: Ok.

A: UrgH! ITS baD!

B tastes: (uh.... actualy its quite nice to me.... but.... hmmmm) Ok its the worst piece of shit i tasted.

From then on cockroaches are never eaten again... No WAIT WHAT?!

Btw, human flesh tastes like tuna.

Today, i went to see the badminton club teacher. What happened was that the teacher spent a long time talking about something which seems to repeat ''we are looking for players with experience'' How it can be interpreted is ''you look like you suck so no.''

But thinking about it i would'nt want to join any sports cca that requires competition. D:
And i browsed the school list of cca again. while looking at the DSA section for fun i saw this under tennis boys and girls.

Candidates must have:
(1) Represented their secondary schools in the "B" Division tournament,
(2) Have SPEX experience.

Very good, tennis. Minus a letter P and probably no one will join. I like to think that its a typo and they added a P, to hide their powers of acronym. Note that P isn't exactly a good letter to be adding either.

But after browsing the list of cca, i found that i had nothing i want to join. So a voice told me:
If there isn't 1, why not create 1? And in reply, i thought: Why not? Its the same situation where one can be the best at something, if what he created was meant such that only he can be the best.

I know! I'll create a BulletBall club! Mah point!

Or maybe i can propose for a chess club to piss off a few committee members.

Prophecy

''Heres a good news! You all don't have to come to strategy club anymore!''
Remember i talked about strategy club being secretly disbanded? Well, its officially disbanded now.
''Strategy club last year got a lot of competition, but this year never join any. So the school decided to close strategy club.'' Thats the summary of what the teacher said.

The problem:
''but this year never join any.'' Hmmm.... Wait a minute. Isn't the school supposed to let us know if there is any competition, and then we will join? Isn't the lack of competition due to h1n1 also?

Why the problem doesn't matter:
Looking at the people who gathered at the meeting, about half are new members. The current members all go to strategy club to not do anything but... uh... nothing. I can't really remember any situation where one of the meetings are actually called training. The problem is that the cca doesn't have any real members. The members existing are those type of people who join a cca for the sake of having one, including me. This happened probably cause of the sucky advertising done for strategy club (there was none). Blame the j2s. Strategy club was doomed to be disbanded when only 6 members came to join in the beginning of the year. What the teacher really meant was ''strategy club is going to be disbanded because you all suck.''

What i think happened:
Ever since i blogged about strategy club being secretly disbanded, it is being disbanded. The teacher simply decided to announce it after we handed in our written report. My powers of prophesizing began when the blog starts, allowing me to predict this event. Looking back at previous posts i'll grow up to be a housing agent, a philosopher and a mad scientist planning to clone himself. A terrorist will soon use my ''Most terrifying terrorist attack'' plan ( see the archives). Hmmm...

What could have happened:
the beginning of the year, i shall say i want to become the president. Then i start leading the club and introduce Magic: The gathering since, its there, and nobody really does anything. Then the club turns into a Magic: The gathering club instead. The school commitee then decided to disband strategy club because trading card games, despite needing more brain power than chess (build deck, play deck), suck in their opinion. Oh, and its difficult to win any testimony for trading card games since there are no inter-school competitions. And somehow it doesn't impress academics even if you come back being the world wide champion for trading card games.

In case your wondering, i decided to attempt to join the badminton club because the teacher said ''you leh? I think see your size join tabletennis or badminton better. Go exercise'', which translates to '' fat guy, start exercising''. So i decided. Wth, i'll try to join since i kind of like badminton anyway (also because i don't really know what to join).

Racism

After every single little piece of shitty event where huge groups are involved, people like to go ''HIP HIP HOORAY!''. Which led me to think. People normally say we hate racism, but why so racist against Jews. Lets look at Hip Hip Hooray definitions and origins.

Wikipedia:
Some authorities claim that the word "Hip" stems from a medieval Latin acronym, "Hierosylma Est Perdita", meaning "Jerusalem is lost",[1] a term that gained notoriety in the Hep hep riots. Others deride this as "fanciful", but cannot ascribe its origins.[2]
"Hooray" and its variants derive from "'huzzah' itself said by the 17th century writers to be a sailor's cheer".[2]

Yahoo answers:
The old fanciful explanation of the origin of this cry is that 'hip' is a notarikon, composed of the initials Hierosolyma est perdita and that when German knightts headed a Jew-hunt in the Middle Ages, they ran shouting 'Hip! Hip!', as much as to say 'Jerusalem is destroyed'. 'Hurrah' was similarly fancifully derived from Slavonic hu-raj ('to paradise'), so that 'Hip! Hip! Hurrah!' would mean 'Jerusalem is lost to the infidel and we are on the road to Paradise'.'Hip' is actually of unknown origin, but 'hurrah' or 'hooray' are alterations of 'huzzah' itself said bythe 17th century writers to be a sailor's cheer.

One sentence summarises what those ugly chunks above mean : Hip Hip Hooray = Lets kill some Jews!

So after every single piece of shitty event people are essentially saying : ''3 cheers and 3 cheers and 3 cheers for as09b2! Lets kill some Jews! Lets kill! Some Jews! Lets kill!! Some Jews!!!''
People who used Hip Hip Hooray should really think twice before using it =/.
Oh, and to practice further racism here are 7 more words, in the link below.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html

So if you wanna be the ultimate racist or something, but is a coward, go around shouting these 8 new vocabulary.

''Hip hip hooray! Hey, lets go for a picnic as celebration.''
''What a gyp! our fees for the picnic turned out to be so ex!''
''That dog peed on our picnic cloth! That little bugger!''
''If only hot dogs were made of dog meat, i would feed it and it would be a cannibal.''
''Btw, i saw a bunch of vandals and hooligans in school today.''
''I know you play a Barbarian in WoW.''

Say those words while gathering Jewish, a black, Eastern European , a bulgarian, a West indie, German, and Irish friends for maximum fun. You can continue your daily conversations while secretly laughing and insulting them. Remember to look at those specific friends while saying those sentences.

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Read this
http://www.cracked.com/article_17018_11-most-unnecessary-how-guides-on-web.html

Now i can comment...
With tutorials such as this... maybe it would be a good idea if i were to create a tutorial on how to wake up and how to breathe like any other normal human being. But considering that real life(it spells retarded itself. 3 common letters and 8 letters each. hmmm close enough) is probably more retarded than you think... i dunno. Maybe even more retardedly retarded tutorials will be made for retards who are even more retardedly retarded than the retardedly retarded retard living around you.

Effie the 4 lettered word

A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless.
The f word may mean all of these.

Today, we will be exploring on the F word. The F word does not stand for Food or Fish. But It is indeed 4 lettered and contains the letters F,U, C, and K, in order. Because some people may find it offensive. It will be replaced with the name Effie.

And this is an old video... but pretty much summarises everything about Effie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnvxP0H3lM

As you can see, people seriously can't Effieing live without Effie anymore.
Effie is an Effieing amazing word to replace any adjectives, and does so with stronger emotion. Imagine any of those scenarios in the video without mentioning Effie, and replace it with some other word you know. Suddenly the scenarios has less emotion don't they.

And its a multi meaning word. Take the 1st paragraph for example.

A careless word may kindle strife:
A: Effie you!
B: What did you say? Want fight is it!

A cruel word may wreck a life:
A: Effie you, boss. This task is unreasonable.
B: Ok. Your fired.

A timely word may level stress.
A: ARGH!!! ALL THE PAIN! THE STRESS!
B: Effie it. Lets go play. Who the Effie cares?

A loving word may heal and bless.
A: EFFIE!!!!
B: Whats wrong? You need help? God bless you.

Effie may mean all of these.

Victor's Law of everything

''Everything exists for fun.'' - Victor Fong Hou Sing(October 25 2009), 1992 - present.

i created this law, and typed a thesis on it already. Its currently being sent to the World Association of Science to be appraised. 6 months later, i will be likely to know of whether it will be recognised as an official law. If you wanna read it, talk to me.

Why it is true:
Lets take why everything began as a start. Because christianity is the largest religion... lets take God.

So one day, God decided to create the universe, and man. Why? My theory is that he got really bored... and decided to do this out of fun. Why not other reasons? Hell, why would i work when i can play? Simple as that.

Your life is for fun:
Humans now exist to live as long as possible, get a job, earn money, eat, sleep, etc etc and die. No true purpose, but i say its for fun. Think about it... Why the hell do we work?
Work -> get money -> use money -> gain fun!
The basic idea behind unemployment and why people are scared. Its because without their job, they seriously can't have the requirements to have fun. Why do we study? To get a job. Thus, leading back to having fun.

The problem:
People are getting mislead by all the rules that we set. They failed to realise that humans are supposed to have fun. As such, humans are facing the problem of not getting enough fun.

what you should do, now that you know:
Go play. duh. unless you have fun doing work. then good job.