Prophecy

''Heres a good news! You all don't have to come to strategy club anymore!''
Remember i talked about strategy club being secretly disbanded? Well, its officially disbanded now.
''Strategy club last year got a lot of competition, but this year never join any. So the school decided to close strategy club.'' Thats the summary of what the teacher said.

The problem:
''but this year never join any.'' Hmmm.... Wait a minute. Isn't the school supposed to let us know if there is any competition, and then we will join? Isn't the lack of competition due to h1n1 also?

Why the problem doesn't matter:
Looking at the people who gathered at the meeting, about half are new members. The current members all go to strategy club to not do anything but... uh... nothing. I can't really remember any situation where one of the meetings are actually called training. The problem is that the cca doesn't have any real members. The members existing are those type of people who join a cca for the sake of having one, including me. This happened probably cause of the sucky advertising done for strategy club (there was none). Blame the j2s. Strategy club was doomed to be disbanded when only 6 members came to join in the beginning of the year. What the teacher really meant was ''strategy club is going to be disbanded because you all suck.''

What i think happened:
Ever since i blogged about strategy club being secretly disbanded, it is being disbanded. The teacher simply decided to announce it after we handed in our written report. My powers of prophesizing began when the blog starts, allowing me to predict this event. Looking back at previous posts i'll grow up to be a housing agent, a philosopher and a mad scientist planning to clone himself. A terrorist will soon use my ''Most terrifying terrorist attack'' plan ( see the archives). Hmmm...

What could have happened:
the beginning of the year, i shall say i want to become the president. Then i start leading the club and introduce Magic: The gathering since, its there, and nobody really does anything. Then the club turns into a Magic: The gathering club instead. The school commitee then decided to disband strategy club because trading card games, despite needing more brain power than chess (build deck, play deck), suck in their opinion. Oh, and its difficult to win any testimony for trading card games since there are no inter-school competitions. And somehow it doesn't impress academics even if you come back being the world wide champion for trading card games.

In case your wondering, i decided to attempt to join the badminton club because the teacher said ''you leh? I think see your size join tabletennis or badminton better. Go exercise'', which translates to '' fat guy, start exercising''. So i decided. Wth, i'll try to join since i kind of like badminton anyway (also because i don't really know what to join).