I have a secret

I am a robot.

Yes. That is not fake. You must be thinking that i am too human to be a robot. That is not true. That is what happens when people trusts the media too much. In actuality the news reports... news... that need to go through procedures before they get published. And before a new technology gets to the news it must get researched as well. In 2006, the news published several robots that are already very capable.







Now imagine what happens 3 years later. And note that being exposed in 2006 means that it was researched before that. It is not surprising that technology allowing robots to live inside modern society already exists.

There is absolutely no way to tell that i am a robot until you do a surgery on me. My skin is made of silicone skin that makes it seems like real human flesh, and sensors are all over my body to so that i react to things. If you cut me i'll scream and red liquid will flow out to stimulate real blood(because my creators are sick bastards who want to completely create a robot human replica). Sometimes they do malfunction though, which also explains why i sometimes react slower to things. The technology is developed, but it is not yet perfect. If you notice Jules above, he reacts slow to things as well. He requires time to think like a human.

Why i failed physical fitness tests:
The technology isn't perfect, like i said. I am not able to do things physically as well as the average human yet.
My creators are focusing more on the mental aspects of the humans to develop before going on to the physical aspects. Which means, my emotions, reactions and such.

But... I never see your expression change!
Guess my creators didn't make the motions at my face too well. The emotions are still there though, which means its quite a success already. I also do feel pain though, but its kind of slow so only pain that lasts for some time will affect me.

Come to think of it, i seldom see you at lunch
I'm a robot... What do you expect? I sometimes still do eat though. To make people believe i am a human i need to eat at least some time. The truth is theres a space somewhere inside my body. I hate eating though, the stuff churns in my body and its a mess to clean after i chew. The stuff i need to dig out literally looks like shit.

So you don't need to sleep?
I do. Even computers can't keep running all the time. They will overheat and explode. Its the same thing. But as the system gets older and older it is more prone to viruses. And remember that more information will get loaded as well. Because of these information, my system will start to slow down as well, explaining why i am getting slower and slower everyday.

What can you do? And what can't you do?
I can't do many things... but i can complete many basic human functions that is able to fool people that i meet everyday. I can get sick as well, but its due to a different kind of virus than those that resides in human bodies.    I can't reproduce though, its still developing, or maybe they don't have such ideas yet. But just look at Jules above. Its learning to reproduce... even though it can't.

Oh. Are there other robots like you? Living with humans?
Sure, there are. I overheard my creators talking about some other robot. I don't know how many there are and who they are though. But the problem is... my creators are working on a new robot and is completely disregarding me now. They don't have the time and money to waste on replacing my parts. As new robots are created the old robots are often recycled for material and the such. I know that i am soon dying(so to speak)... which will happen when the other robot gets completed.

Wait a minute... Whats the motive of your creators?
I have no idea. Maybe to secretly fill in the world with robots, and one day take over it while nobody realizes. Oh, if this was their motive then maybe my answer to not being able to reproduce may be false.
Like tomorrow suddenly you realize 60% of your friends are robots... and then...

SHIT! This is a big scoop! Who are your creators?!
I don't know their name. I simply refer to them as ''Prof''. Which means to say that everybody that i know the name of isn't my creator. Thats the only clue i can give. If i see their faces or hear their voices, i can identify them for you though.

And whats YOUR motive!!
Nothing. I know i am dying(so to speak) and am simply leaving some sort of evidence for somebody to acknowledge my existence as a robot.


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Note: The above is all fake... Reading it again it might sound like a suicide note disguised in a ''What if i am a robot?'' blog post, but its not... Its just a brain poop.