Today, i was cleaning a bit of under my desk and behind my table. What i found was... my primary school drawing.
Thats a piece of drawing block (why do they call this hard piece of paper that is very hard to erase pencil from drawing block... i dunno). folded into halves. And it writes.
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CONFIDENTIAL
Except for ppl who wish to die.
PS. Warning on the other side
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Warning!!!!
Please do not open this this is highly luffable and toxic. Many have been polluted and even luffed to death.
Please open this if you wish to die.
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You know what, lets open it.
What it writes:
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Villain A (boss) The enemy(greatest) of Pman!
The ^v^ man
''Arrow pointing length of head'' 80cm
Picture not drawn to scale
''Arrow pointing length of body'' 5cm
Stats
Str: I wonder how he holds his swords and even stand
Dex: None... look at below stats
Luk: Look at his face u know la!
Int: Big head small brains. Wait... none i mean
Age: 10+10+90
Powers: NOTHING... except stand there. Well at least he makes Pman laugh to death.
Height: 85cm
Weight: Half the Earth( the reason why Earth is heavy)
Head radius: 40cm
Body Height: 5cm
Status: A patient in a unknown mental hospital
By ^v^ ^v^ A*
24/5 Good picture.
Head big.
Description nice.
Very idiotic look.
Good Job!!
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What the... What is this i don't even-
Lesson learnt:
My phone camera sux, even though its supposed to be 5MP.
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