You had this inspiration to make the best blender ever. The idea was great, you know the blender will make it BIG. You set up a company, made a team of scientists to make your blender... made it the most user-friendly blender ever... And you made yourself as a well known company called Blendtec.
Steps to success for a blending machine company:
1. Make blending machine.
2. Make company.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Then, you decided that this isn't enough.
The blender was absolutely the best thing on Earth... It needs to do more.... MOAR!!!
Even your cat says so
That wasn't enough to satisfy you. You saw it... Your Iphone... is old. Time to upgrade. What to do with the old Iphone? Of course! You have your blender.
Of course, having the absolutely beast blender shouldn't stop at there. It should be able to turn diamond to dust within seconds. But diamonds are too expensive, so lets try Cubic zirconia, which has a rating of 8 on the hardness scale compared to 10 of diamond.
Time to come back to reality.
I would never want that blender in my kitchen.
Reasons:
1. Its dangerous. Obvious. I don't want to know what it can blend. It might be amusing to take your enemies' favorite game console or phone and toss it in, but why else would you need a blender this powerful for?
2. How much would this blender cost? $399.95 to $999.95. Of course it wouldn't be considered much if you are a blending expert much as this founder is.
3. Sure, the site said not to blend stuff like your Iphone and diamonds. But of course that might be because of legal issues, afterall what else can this blender do?
4. You have a company head which records videos and in everyone of them go:
I have this item.
The main question is: Will it blend?
Blended -> Don't breathe this.
Pour out blended crap.
Show friendly face and say: YES! IT BLENDS!
5. Remember reason number 1. It is never fun to put anything you own inside. Of course that includes any children and animals in your home.
No wait, what?
OH MY GAH- !
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