The early bird catches the worm...

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But what about the worm? People always said these type of sentences and and famous quotes, but they never think too deep into it. They always assumed that waking up early is good. Just because, people say its good. Now lets delve into the reasons why this saying is bad, worse, evil, cruel, savage, etc etc.

1. It never say what you are.

      So are you the bird? Or the worm? If you are the worm, you are stupid. People said to you this saying dunno how many gazillion times, but you insist in the mornings. I hate metaphors, but let's say that it's like seeing that a train is on the railway, and u happily jump on the railway, and WAVE! Ok maybe you didn't wave, but you jumped on the railway.

     But it isn't much better being the bird. It's not worth it. Even if you wake up early to get the worm, it doesn't mean that late birds won't get food. In short, your waking up early to waste your time.

2. You have to eat a worm.(if your a bird)

This popular saying teaches us to stay up late, but people interpret it the other way. What most people don't realize is that this saying also teaches us about life and its cruelty. In order to save yourself, you have to eat somebody else. Its the same in this world. You have to be SELFISH.

I have to be a shellfish? Uh okay what kind?

For everything that you try to achieve, somebody else will lose out. It's that cruel. Whenever you savor your grilled chicken with cream mushroom sauce, you are depriving some poor people out there in the world of potential food. If you got a raise, somebody will get demoted. Lets not forget that humans raised animals just to eat them.

Another metaphor: You know those witches who raised children and kids just to eat them? Humans are like those witches. Instead we're more clever and cunning in that we brutally hunt those children down instead of waiting to prey on innocent lost kids.