Welcome to the VCT!: Wet Dreams

The last post was Dreams, so this has to be a continuation. Wet Dreams.

No this isn't about to turn into a porno blog.

Random picture because can't find ''relieved cat'' in Google.

Ok. So lets go back to the topic of Wet Dreams. One day, i thought. When humans 1st surfaced... did they have wet dreams? Then i thought: How far can the mayonnaise shoot? If it is quite far... Isn't it very disgusting? It would be unpleasant to find mayonnaise on your face in the mornings. Ah. It's not real mayonnaise. Don't think that the white stuff you eat with fish and chips or other food is human produced.

Then i thought... time to wikipedia. They haven't found the actual cause of Wet dreams. And apparently its called a disease in the 18th and 19th century... So i thought. What if Wet Dreams didn't exist back then? As humans become more and more civilized, they came to fantasize more and think more about porn. Then Wet Dreams came about as a result of evolution. But,no. this isn't going to turn into a scientific theory blog.

So lets talk about cats taking over the world.

''WTF? Damn random.'' Says the cat.

Alright, to explain, lets begin with the 6 adorable behaviors that cats do with evil explanations. If your lazy to read, lets just say that everything the cat does, it is doing it thinking that it is king and ruler of your house. Next, look at this video: The cat that generated $10 million bucks.

Currently, the gross budget for the funds required to take over the world is at least $10 million. How do i know..?

Ok. That was a few years ago i think. Well. It was a homeless cat. Then few years ago is a train master.
Now, it is the executive of Wakayama railway co. Holy shit.
Because that was gay, lets input the same face of the shocked cat.

Okay, i was just lazy to find another picture.

What would be next? A few years later, it won't be a surprise to see Wakayama gaining in shares and stocks.
Time to invest... Next, Wakayama will expand and take over other industries.
Then the only branded goods in the world will be Wakayama. By this time,
Tama will be at the top. After that, it's time for more. Tama will be revered God.
Thats when Tama will unleash his troops of cats. TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Mark my words. The internet is already full of cats. Just google lolcats.
Its no exaggeration that the internet almost belongs to cats now.