Today, i thought about how sian it is to have dry run tomorrow. One thing that bothered me for a long time is that dry runs and rehearsals, despite what they are called, are not close enough to the real thing. And because they are not the real thing, people are not so serious about it. One indication is that here i am, blogging about how sian it is about dry runs. ( and you, my dear reader, is reading this lame blog instead of practicing)
So i propose... to make all dry runs the real thing.
The idea is that people will scramble to practice like shit since its the real thing, and not blogging or reading blogs. Imagine a scenario like this.
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''OMG OMG TMR OP LIAO!''
''quick practice! have rehearsal! NAO!''
'' dammit our script dam screwd up. kwik make changes.''
Day of OP...( dry run in disguise)
''And so.... blblblbl pera pera pera ....... thus ends our presentation. ty for ur time.''
Teacher: Alright class, see you all next week for the real deal. Its all a joke. This is just a dry run.
You can't legally hit me though so i'll take my leave now.
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Right. So everything is prepared already 1 week before. To make sure students don't forget their stuff suddenly, hide the real dead(date)line... Like say the real thing is the 11th. You tell them that its randomly chosen and it will be held on 9th to 14th or smth. This way they are forced to lose sleep over the real dead(date)line or practice like mad and lose sleep. Think it doesnt work? Think it screws up human morals or rights or smth? Think again.
They are already screwing up human rights and its working, dammit.
Think about why and how you go to school everyday... Did you lose sleep? Did they actually give you a good reason ( 'its for your own good/future' is not a good reason) to go there? Why does school aid your future? (because certain people say that grades are everything? no matter how much ppl emphasizes on non graded stuff, when included it will become grades dammit)
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