My theory on what is a delicacy is that it totally depends on the mood of the 1st person who ate a certain dish. I remember that sometimes when i eat something for the 1st time, i find that its nice. But the 2nd time onwards its not so nice. Sometimes its the reverse. My theory is that how the food tastes like actually depends on your mood. And the 2nd person who ate it after hearing your comment on the food is affected by your opinions on the food. Its the sheep mentality and the psycho effect that you said its nice. It makes people doubt when they think ''it actually tastes like shit.'' Isn't there such scenarios? When in class you were sure the answer was A, but 39 other students raise up for B. then you begin to doubt.... and raised for B. Then the answer was A.
Delicacies
Today, i went to see the badminton club teacher. What happened was that the teacher spent a long time talking about something which seems to repeat ''we are looking for players with experience'' How it can be interpreted is ''you look like you suck so no.''
But thinking about it i would'nt want to join any sports cca that requires competition. D:
And i browsed the school list of cca again. while looking at the DSA section for fun i saw this under tennis boys and girls.
Candidates must have:
(1) Represented their secondary schools in the "B" Division tournament,
(2) Have SPEX experience.
Very good, tennis. Minus a letter P and probably no one will join. I like to think that its a typo and they added a P, to hide their powers of acronym. Note that P isn't exactly a good letter to be adding either.
But after browsing the list of cca, i found that i had nothing i want to join. So a voice told me:
If there isn't 1, why not create 1? And in reply, i thought: Why not? Its the same situation where one can be the best at something, if what he created was meant such that only he can be the best.
I know! I'll create a BulletBall club! Mah point!
Or maybe i can propose for a chess club to piss off a few committee members.
Prophecy
''Heres a good news! You all don't have to come to strategy club anymore!''
Remember i talked about strategy club being secretly disbanded? Well, its officially disbanded now.
''Strategy club last year got a lot of competition, but this year never join any. So the school decided to close strategy club.'' Thats the summary of what the teacher said.
The problem:
''but this year never join any.'' Hmmm.... Wait a minute. Isn't the school supposed to let us know if there is any competition, and then we will join? Isn't the lack of competition due to h1n1 also?
Why the problem doesn't matter:
Looking at the people who gathered at the meeting, about half are new members. The current members all go to strategy club to not do anything but... uh... nothing. I can't really remember any situation where one of the meetings are actually called training. The problem is that the cca doesn't have any real members. The members existing are those type of people who join a cca for the sake of having one, including me. This happened probably cause of the sucky advertising done for strategy club (there was none). Blame the j2s. Strategy club was doomed to be disbanded when only 6 members came to join in the beginning of the year. What the teacher really meant was ''strategy club is going to be disbanded because you all suck.''
What i think happened:
Ever since i blogged about strategy club being secretly disbanded, it is being disbanded. The teacher simply decided to announce it after we handed in our written report. My powers of prophesizing began when the blog starts, allowing me to predict this event. Looking back at previous posts i'll grow up to be a housing agent, a philosopher and a mad scientist planning to clone himself. A terrorist will soon use my ''Most terrifying terrorist attack'' plan ( see the archives). Hmmm...
What could have happened:
the beginning of the year, i shall say i want to become the president. Then i start leading the club and introduce Magic: The gathering since, its there, and nobody really does anything. Then the club turns into a Magic: The gathering club instead. The school commitee then decided to disband strategy club because trading card games, despite needing more brain power than chess (build deck, play deck), suck in their opinion. Oh, and its difficult to win any testimony for trading card games since there are no inter-school competitions. And somehow it doesn't impress academics even if you come back being the world wide champion for trading card games.
In case your wondering, i decided to attempt to join the badminton club because the teacher said ''you leh? I think see your size join tabletennis or badminton better. Go exercise'', which translates to '' fat guy, start exercising''. So i decided. Wth, i'll try to join since i kind of like badminton anyway (also because i don't really know what to join).
Racism
After every single little piece of shitty event where huge groups are involved, people like to go ''HIP HIP HOORAY!''. Which led me to think. People normally say we hate racism, but why so racist against Jews. Lets look at Hip Hip Hooray definitions and origins.
Wikipedia:
Some authorities claim that the word "Hip" stems from a medieval Latin acronym, "Hierosylma Est Perdita", meaning "Jerusalem is lost",[1] a term that gained notoriety in the Hep hep riots. Others deride this as "fanciful", but cannot ascribe its origins.[2]
"Hooray" and its variants derive from "'huzzah' itself said by the 17th century writers to be a sailor's cheer".[2]
Yahoo answers:
The old fanciful explanation of the origin of this cry is that 'hip' is a notarikon, composed of the initials Hierosolyma est perdita and that when German knightts headed a Jew-hunt in the Middle Ages, they ran shouting 'Hip! Hip!', as much as to say 'Jerusalem is destroyed'. 'Hurrah' was similarly fancifully derived from Slavonic hu-raj ('to paradise'), so that 'Hip! Hip! Hurrah!' would mean 'Jerusalem is lost to the infidel and we are on the road to Paradise'.'Hip' is actually of unknown origin, but 'hurrah' or 'hooray' are alterations of 'huzzah' itself said bythe 17th century writers to be a sailor's cheer.
One sentence summarises what those ugly chunks above mean : Hip Hip Hooray = Lets kill some Jews!
So after every single piece of shitty event people are essentially saying : ''3 cheers and 3 cheers and 3 cheers for as09b2! Lets kill some Jews! Lets kill! Some Jews! Lets kill!! Some Jews!!!''
People who used Hip Hip Hooray should really think twice before using it =/.
Oh, and to practice further racism here are 7 more words, in the link below.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html
So if you wanna be the ultimate racist or something, but is a coward, go around shouting these 8 new vocabulary.
''Hip hip hooray! Hey, lets go for a picnic as celebration.''
''What a gyp! our fees for the picnic turned out to be so ex!''
''That dog peed on our picnic cloth! That little bugger!''
''If only hot dogs were made of dog meat, i would feed it and it would be a cannibal.''
''Btw, i saw a bunch of vandals and hooligans in school today.''
''I know you play a Barbarian in WoW.''
Say those words while gathering Jewish, a black, Eastern European , a bulgarian, a West indie, German, and Irish friends for maximum fun. You can continue your daily conversations while secretly laughing and insulting them. Remember to look at those specific friends while saying those sentences.
Short Post
Read this
http://www.cracked.com/article_17018_11-most-unnecessary-how-guides-on-web.html
Now i can comment...
With tutorials such as this... maybe it would be a good idea if i were to create a tutorial on how to wake up and how to breathe like any other normal human being. But considering that real life(it spells retarded itself. 3 common letters and 8 letters each. hmmm close enough) is probably more retarded than you think... i dunno. Maybe even more retardedly retarded tutorials will be made for retards who are even more retardedly retarded than the retardedly retarded retard living around you.
Effie the 4 lettered word
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless.
The f word may mean all of these.
Today, we will be exploring on the F word. The F word does not stand for Food or Fish. But It is indeed 4 lettered and contains the letters F,U, C, and K, in order. Because some people may find it offensive. It will be replaced with the name Effie.
And this is an old video... but pretty much summarises everything about Effie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnvxP0H3lM
As you can see, people seriously can't Effieing live without Effie anymore.
Effie is an Effieing amazing word to replace any adjectives, and does so with stronger emotion. Imagine any of those scenarios in the video without mentioning Effie, and replace it with some other word you know. Suddenly the scenarios has less emotion don't they.
And its a multi meaning word. Take the 1st paragraph for example.
A careless word may kindle strife:
A: Effie you!
B: What did you say? Want fight is it!
A cruel word may wreck a life:
A: Effie you, boss. This task is unreasonable.
B: Ok. Your fired.
A timely word may level stress.
A: ARGH!!! ALL THE PAIN! THE STRESS!
B: Effie it. Lets go play. Who the Effie cares?
A loving word may heal and bless.
A: EFFIE!!!!
B: Whats wrong? You need help? God bless you.
Effie may mean all of these.
Victor's Law of everything
''Everything exists for fun.'' - Victor Fong Hou Sing(October 25 2009), 1992 - present.
i created this law, and typed a thesis on it already. Its currently being sent to the World Association of Science to be appraised. 6 months later, i will be likely to know of whether it will be recognised as an official law. If you wanna read it, talk to me.
Why it is true:
Lets take why everything began as a start. Because christianity is the largest religion... lets take God.
So one day, God decided to create the universe, and man. Why? My theory is that he got really bored... and decided to do this out of fun. Why not other reasons? Hell, why would i work when i can play? Simple as that.
Your life is for fun:
Humans now exist to live as long as possible, get a job, earn money, eat, sleep, etc etc and die. No true purpose, but i say its for fun. Think about it... Why the hell do we work?
Work -> get money -> use money -> gain fun!
The basic idea behind unemployment and why people are scared. Its because without their job, they seriously can't have the requirements to have fun. Why do we study? To get a job. Thus, leading back to having fun.
The problem:
People are getting mislead by all the rules that we set. They failed to realise that humans are supposed to have fun. As such, humans are facing the problem of not getting enough fun.
what you should do, now that you know:
Go play. duh. unless you have fun doing work. then good job.
BulletBall
I have decided to take back my words from yesterday's post... The guy who invented bulletball is commendable!
Think about it. Which of you, are willing to dedicate 26 FRIGGING YEARS of your life to a dream? Which of you, will take a silly idea from which you thought and make it your dream? Are you really fit to laugh at him?! When you yourself live in a monotonous way and don't even have a dream?! Will you bet your whole life on the dream?! Are you laughing at a guy who bet his ENTIRE LIFE on his dream?!
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Actually. Yes. I AM laughing at this guy. I tried to convince myself that he was commendable... but... i just can't take it. At least not when 1 set costs 200 dollars and an extreme costs 2 times with nothing special. I can easily buy 2000 ping pong balls to play with those money... not that i would buy 2000 of them just to play that lame table game. MAH point!
Words can't describe this fail. Except Fail. Seriously
Today, i was surfing the net. And saw this article.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-ten-tv-audition-failures-finale/
And i highlight to you... NUMBER 1!!
At failing.
Watch the youtube video. if your lazy to scroll down just click this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk .
The video starts off with an impressive list of failures the guy did. then it proceeds to a nice introduction, which really is the only good thing about this.
The guy then proceeds to have a game with one of the judges... Without any rule explanation. Yes. That is all. All the game is about, is really just what a 3 year old kid can think about when there is a ball on a table. In 1 second. NOT 26 FRIGGING YEARS!! How did he improvise this idea thought in 1 second, or 26 years in his case? He added some patterns on the table, added 2 carboards by the side, made the table round, named it BulletBall, created an extreme version called BulletBall Extreme... Which doesnt have anything special except costing twice as much.
I can't really tell whether to laugh at him or sympathize with him when he said that all he had was... BulletBall.
Lets analyze what is wrong with BulletBall, in case you require 26 years to think of such a game.
- A 3 year old can think of it
- It costs $200+... for what can be bought for a few? wth?
- the patterns on the table serves no purposes. really. except to remind you of its ugly design
-Why the hell does it have so many ball when all you need is 1?
- what is preventing people from actually utilizing both hands and actually block the goal? nothing. =) except your conscious and pity for the person who ''invented'' this game.
Next time you want to sell everything you have to invent and use a game as your job... I don't know what to say, but good luck, congratulations. You have won the award for NUMBER 2!! At failing. if you insist on doing so... get some opinions first. Before you shame yourself on TV. or have the most glorious fail in TV history.
Exposing more conspiracies...
Today, i'm going to expose the plot behind advertisements. Ever read an ad, then thought : Wow! Sounds great...! ... So... what the hell does this funny looking thing does? The idea behind advertisements, is to attract people so they view it... Whether they actually use the product is another matter.
Look at the online ads for ebony. If your a pervert you probably clicked the ad already and signed up, just to disappoint yourself. ''Shit. Fake advertising.'' That isn't me, though. I find those a nuisance.
The problem:
Advertising is supposed to inform people of the product. It attracts people? Good. It says nothing? Bad. When i was searching ebay for a used ps2 the last time, i realised that the most important factor is missing in a lot of stuff that people sell.
Take a look at this sentence. '' Beautiful ps2 for sell. Modded can play many games.''
Dood. Anybody with a bird-brain and know what a ps2 is can tell you that it can play many games. The description fails to say what kind of games can be played, and what kind of package is included, whether the stuff are still functional, how to deal, and does not even leave any contacts. And actually, who cares whether your ps2 looks beautiful to you or not? Show a picture!
My advise :
Consumers - Ignore any advertisements that looks damn amazing, but really says nothing. Don't even buy the product. Their not telling you something for a reason. -> Scam.
Marketing agencies - The new age for advertisement is to critisize their own product. The new age is reverse psychology. People will think '' if its so bad why do people advertise it?'' and buy it. If you ever decide to use the conventional way of saying '' This is amazing! buy it!'' style, then include all and every single details that does not = your opinion. Even including the condition of every screw in the ps2 helps.
Today...
I flipped a coin a hundred times. I didn't for once landed on heads. No. Its not a cheat coin where both sides are tails. I didn't even land on tails. WHAT? Thats unpossible?
This was what the coin looked like:
''......'' ( He even went to the effort of taking a photo!)
Is that your thinking?
What i said was true. No matter how i flipped, it always lands on X-zone and the no value side. I can't land on heads or tails. Never mind the fact that i'm bored enough to take a photo of that.
Why is it even called heads or tails in the first place? The term must have first been called so by a scammer, and somehow managed to spread this. And why the hell can't people be specific which is heads or tails? Why not just '' I bet that it will land on the side with X-Zone instead of no value'', but '' This side ah, is heads. I bet the coin will land this side.'' As said before in previous blog posts, names really are getting more and more insignificant.
But seriously though, i don't really give a hoot whether your called makovnikov, newton, which order did you find out your laws, tom, dick, harry or potter. Unless your names happens to be Dick Assman or @.
The government...
Doesn't do any justification of their actions and policies. Or at least its not justified to normal citizens.
They didn't even do any justification for why should we be following stuff they made up. Why do we go to school? Why should we help contribute to the country? Why should we be forced to decide who to lead us when we don't want anybody to lead us? Why are you leading us? Why should we pay taxes because you say so?
They never explained anything.
Of everything, we can be certain that a lot of argument revolving the government are wrong in that the argument is useless to begin with. Don't question why the government did it. Question why the government exist. People say that this is life... live with it. Why should we? Because the government say so? WHAT? It feels like we all belong to the government.
Nowadays, even stuff we own aren't truly ours. Hey look! I own a Sony psp. I own an acer laptop. Anything we use have brands. And despite us paying for the items... we are paying for the brand which i don't really want. You produce an item, i like it, i buy it. I don't want your name on it! They say that we have more freedom now. Isn't it more like restricted since everything and anything we own are actually not own by ourselves? Even our names are not truly ours since we can't choose it.
It feels so screwed that everything seems wrong now. Certainly if a person rises as a revolutionary to overthrow the government system, i will support him. But it is likely that person will become a criminal just because the government says so. The government certainly has showed us that it doesn't really matter for what reasons you do things as long as you have power.
Transformation Zombie... 66.6% complete?
This blog, despite being called vicsconspiracytheory, doesn't really have a lot of conspiracy theories as i thought. Which lead me to remember one story.
One day... The 4 heavenly kings discovered that they have a major problem. They have FIVE people in their group. This, of course, is a problem, since they are known as the FOUR heavenly kings. Then they tried to come up with a solution.
They have to recruit more members to the 4 heavenly kings.
Yes, no typo. Yes, not ingrish. By adding more members... it solves the problem of 4 heavenly kings not being 4 heavenly kings.
Thats right. Names doesn't really matter anymore in this world. People have learnt... not to be deceived by names. Too much false advertisement is around in this world!
- this blog post has nothing to do with zombies
- ps3 slim isnt much slimmer
- Victor Fong Hou Sing doesnt own a housing estate
- Bleach(manga) isn't about detergent
- spybot isn't a tool for spying
-maplestory doesn't has anything to do with maple except the maple tree at its front page
Yes. Names hold no true value anymore... Just look at this!
http://wiki.name.com/en/10_Weirdest_Names
Who really cares about your name when there are names like Dick Assman and Brffffxxcllsmthsmth?
Next time you go out, never trust any names. A name like FairPrice will not guarantee any fair price. A japanese brand like Toshiba does not guarantee that the goods are Made in Jp...
maybe it would be amusing if i actually grow up to be a housing estate agent/ boss.
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