Japan

Its a known fact that Japanese are crazy perverts that are amazing at the same time. 1st, lets start with some amazing crap.

Next, some gameshows

Some commercials

Most disturbing commercial ever;

Have fun with the disturbing song and sauce.

AND THE WINNER!! JAPANESE IN THE INTERNET!!!
Explanation: They used random sounds found in videos and used it to make music...



Code geass + FF8...



Wow freakout kid become music....

VCT says:

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WAIT, WHAT? WTH WAS THAT?! WHATS WITH THAT DISTURBING POSE!! THAT PELVIC THRUST!! THAT HORSE! 

Wet Dreams

The last post was Dreams, so this has to be a continuation. Wet Dreams.

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No this isn't about to turn into a porno blog.

Random picture because can't find ''relieved cat'' in Google.

Ok. So lets go back to the topic of Wet Dreams. One day, i thought. When humans 1st surfaced... did they have wet dreams? Then i thought: How far can the mayonnaise shoot? If it is quite far... Isn't it very disgusting? It would be unpleasant to find mayonnaise on your face in the mornings. Ah. It's not real mayonnaise. Don't think that the white stuff you eat with fish and chips or other food is human produced. 

Then i thought... time to wikipedia. They haven't found the actual cause of Wet dreams. And apparently its called a disease in the 18th and 19th century... So i thought. What if Wet Dreams didn't exist back then? As humans become more and more civilized, they came to fantasize more and think more about porn. Then Wet Dreams came about as a result of evolution. But,no. this isn't going to turn into a scientific theory blog. 

So lets talk about cats taking over the world.

''WTF? Damn random.'' Says the cat.

Alright, to explain, lets begin with the 6 adorable behaviors that cats do with evil explanations. If your lazy to read, lets just say that everything the cat does, it is doing it thinking that it is king and ruler of your house. Next, look at this video: The cat that generated $10 million bucks.

Currently, the gross budget for the funds required to take over the world is at least $10 million. How do i know..?

Ok. That was a few years ago i think. Well. It was a homeless cat. Then few years ago is a train master. 
Now, it is the executive of Wakayama railway co. Holy shit. 
Because that was gay, lets input the same face of the shocked cat.

Okay, i was just lazy to find another picture.

What would be next? A few years later, it won't be a surprise to see Wakayama gaining in shares and stocks. 
Time to invest... Next, Wakayama will expand and take over other industries. 
Then the only branded goods in the world will be Wakayama. By this time, 
Tama will be at the top. After that, it's time for more. Tama will be revered God. 
Thats when Tama will unleash his troops of cats. TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Mark my words. The internet is already full of cats. Just google lolcats.
Its no exaggeration that the internet almost belongs to cats now.

AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY TAKING OVER THIS BLOG TO-

Dreams

Yesterday i had a dream. No, i should not say its yesterday. Technically its today, since i went to sleep at 4 am. Also, i'm pretty sure most of the dreams take place when your about to wake up. Or at least not right after you sleep... So it should be today. Anyway, me having a dream is rare. Usually i have a dreamless sleep. When i have dreams its usually senseless and i don't remember them. But this time, i remembered. And the dream actually has meaning... Or does it?


In the dream, i bought a bloody guitar for $75. I don't know why i know its $75. I just know after the guitar appeared in my hand. The problem is... That guitar is practically like a toy guitar. Its like some kid just took a chainsaw and carved the shape of a guitar from a tree. The strings were... entangled. When i strummed, the guitar produced sounds like those of a rubber band. Occasionally the sounds of a beautiful guitar is played.


Suddenly, like any other dream, the scene changed and i'm on some bloody island complaining about my broken kid guitar that cost $75. 


Either there wasn't much, or i forgot, the scene changed again. I'm in a hall... playing Yugioh cards. o.0 In the dream i said that i never played for a long time. Which is true. But I forgot what happened in the duel ^^. I hope i won... 


Wait, what? I remembered. Because i was in a hall, there was some announcement. But, i continued playing. Yet again, i'm sitting also. I'm watching myself playing, without knowing what happened.


Suddenly i'm at the canteen. Watching my friends eat. While their eating their playing a lame game. Which involves food... Then in my head i thought of a lame game idea! 


Then i woke up.


If i'm a dream seer, it probably means that i will be buying a guitar, but failing to play it so badly, and it will spoil. And i got ripped off. Next, i'll be alone, crying about my guitar. Then when school starts, i'll sleep and dream about playing yugioh. Or maybe i will actually play Yugioh again. When i wake up in the hall, it will be a break. So i will probably go to the canteen... and watch people play lame games while i'm eating. 


For some reason, i'm going to think that's a pretty accurate interpretation. If i'm a dream seer. But i sure do hope i'm not one looking at the contents of the dream...

Lockerz

This blog has gained a new look. Because VCT just realised that making your blog nicer is very easy... Just copy and paste -.- ......... But anyway, the important thing is the title. Lockerz is a website that allows you to earn PTZ, then use those PTZ to earn prizes. 

Some prizes i remember:

40 PTZ = 2GB Thumbdrive

325 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 8gb

600 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 32GB

dunno how many thousand PTZ = Mac Book

How to earn PTZ:

1. Log in everyday = 2 PTZ

2. Everyday got a stupid question answer it = 2 PTZ

3. Invite Friend = 2 PTZ ( up to 20)

4. When all 20 friend slots full = earnings double for 1 and 2.

5. When you just registered, PAY ATTENTION. A game will start, money will starting falling down, and you got this board then you need to move around USING YOUR MOUSE to catch those money. Get those money, you gain some PTZ. Catch more get more. Thats your starting PTZ and the only time you can get a lot of PTZ... I got 20 only .... 

By now, you should have some questions. So i shall answer them...

Q: HOLY SHEEETZZ! How do i start?

You can only join by getting people to invite you. So let me invite you. Or else i wasted time on writing this. Just post your email at the tagboard saying lockerz, talk to me on msn, or send victory453@hotmail.com an email saying lockerz... i'll send you the invite.

Q: You stupid N00b! This is a !@#!#ing scam!

Go to www.youtube.com , search for Lockerz unboxing or lockerz proof. There are lots of them... 

Q: HOLY MOLY! But how they earn $$Money$$?

They don't :O. They are doing this as a free service... Or not. Dunno starting when they will start selling stuff, but the PTZ system will still be there. So basicly, this PTZ thingy is an advertisement to get more people to join to get more potential buyers. But of course cheapos like you and me are NEVER going to buy ANYTHING.

Q: You #^#@ N00bi$!! I check google and so many people say scam!!

If you google and see all the sites, you will notice that about 50/50 say its scam and not. For me i'd say why not, no harm trying. And if its a damn elaborate scam, they would have to spend a lot of money to hire people to type those proofs. And what would they gain by scamming? It if was a PTC scam, then they would earn from your clicks, but i don't see how they can scam you. Hmm... Maybe spam your inbox.

Also, they have a limited stock for stuff. So basicly you won't always get what you want. =( 

Q: WAaaa@@@... Singapore have or not...

They ship internationally. It takes longer to reach Singapore though, for obvious reasons. About 2 to 3 weeks for shipping outside USA i think. And for obvious reasons put your real mailing address to receive the gifts. 

Q: WAHAHAHAHA I saw some hax on youtube imma tryin them out.

Good luck... tell me the result :( I might consider trying

REMEMBER LET ME INVITE YOU... If you decide to join.

New ear

You would have noticed the slight difference in the title... ITS MISSING A LETTER Y! And... IT IS NO JOKE! I ... have underwent surgery for a new ear!!

My new look. Concentrate on the ears...

Nah just kidding.

2010 has arrived... and of cause in translation it just means another year and another day. But it is the day where people celebrate the Earth completing another revolution around the Sun... Wait. It isn't? Then whats the new year for?

Anyway, i don't see the point in celebrating New Year... If you think about it. It is the time when the Earth completes one round around the Sun. That translates to 365 and about 1/4 days. And 1 day is the time taken for the Earth to complete spinning one round. To illustrate how foolish is celebrating New year, it is like - or rather, IT IS celebrating a ball turning 365 times, and at 1/4 through the spin, you started screaming OMG ITS THE NEW YEAR! and set off fireworks to commemorate the event(?). Oh, and the ball goes exactly one round around a bigger ball while doing that. Come to think of it, its quite an accomplishment.

''You see that?! The ball spun 365 and 1/4 times!!''

365 and 1/4 times!!! CELEBRATE!!!

And there is a major flaw in these types of New year celebration events. You know all the time when people shout: ''10! 9! 8!......0!'' Whose clock were they using? It bothers me that when they bothered to be very precise about the new year's coming, there is a possibility of counting it being inaccurate. Its the same feeling you get when you try to build a record of 230894723946 dominoes falling down, only to have a prankster stick super glue or blue tack on the 230894723946th domino to stop you from getting the record. Hmmm.... WELL. Maybe not to that extend. But you get the idea. What if the clock they are using is inaccurate or something?

My image of that is that one single person on duty is supposed to check the clock. But feeling lazy or something, he decided that, ''ah heck it'' and followed the time on his watch which is 5 minutes early. Good way to ruin the mood eh.

CELEBRATE!!!... Wait, its 5 minutes early! SHIT!!

STOP THE FIREWORKS!!! STOP!!!

Anyway, on New year's eve, which is yesterday, my family had some cruise dinner celebrating the new year. How was it? It was quite fun. The PSP game i was playing inside. In summary, the experience was like eating in a restaurant at night, during a low magnitude earthquake, while the city has blackouts. In the ship, if you look out the window... I took no photos, but you see this.

VCT's illustration using a 10 second Paint job.

Genius. That makes it for the blackout part in the summary. And to add to the blackout part, the lighting in the ship is very dim. Imagine during a blackout, you would take out candles and yellow lighted lights. Its the same brightness. Now, for that earthquake part. You know, when there is a low magnitude earthquake, it feels... a bit shaky? Well. I'm on a ship. Thats where you get that. And the earthquake magnitude goes slightly up sometimes, but dies down quickly. (when the ship is rocking harder)

In short, its $68 for eating in a restaurant mysteriously surrounded by water, and having an earthquake. To make it worse, when we were getting on board, they gave us... party hats? And you need to take food across the 3 levels on the ship, while holding your food from rockiness? Wazzzaaat? Because they had karaoke you also need to endure the singing of people who can't in fact sing very well? And they are not singing songs that you like? After that, you see some fireworks at about 12 am, which is the only thing you can see during the whole trip. I didn't see or take any photos of course. But to illustrate again:

If you look from far its the same as the photos!

And when we finally reached Singapore again,we received a souvenir. A pen with a string for you to hoop around your neck. That string is like a zipper. Heres a photo to show:

My hand, a pen, and a zipper string.

A Pen. A Zipper. (Don't get it? What is 5 lettered, starts with pen, and would be found behind zippers most of the time? A penis!) Would be hilarious to find this on www.penisland.net. (PEN ISLAND!!! NOT PEN*S LAND DAMMIT YOU DIRTY MINDED FOOL!!) Now that i have made this point, the comment above looks obscene.

But come to think of it... I hope this is not an euphemism for ''Fuck you. Thanks for your $68! Suckers! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''

3 day Malaysia trip

I don't get it... Why do people spend big bucks to go to places that aren't interesting, just to go to some place to visit some uninteresting scenery, spend long hours on the bus sleeping, eat the same food no matter where you go... The trip was 300+ / person... Its a boring trip. 1st and 3rd day spent largely on the bus. 2nd day is boring also. Btw i didn't want to go. Sort of forced.

1st day:

Woke up at 5 am. zzz... Reached golden mile complex. Then remembered that its a few hundred people tour. Haiz... Going to have long queues everywhere =((.Go up bus. Sleep. Can't remember very well. But went into a strawberry farm (i think?). Learnt that dried strawberry in chocolate is delicious. Hmmm... Rest of the day did nothing but stay on bus...

At the hotel, i learnt that all hotel rooms look the same. Also, it makes no sense that the air-con is on inside the bathroom. =( Sure, we need ventilation. But shouldn't the temperature be like higher? I like air-con temperature, but it's a different story when i'm wet after the shower.

2nd day:

Woke up at about 7 am. Z_Z... Sleep on bus... visited Rose Valley. Rose valley had a lot of stuff to talk about. Bad stuff. But unfortunately it doesn't work well without photos. So i shall skip that.

Then slept on bus. Went to some strawberry farm without strawberries.(all plucked). Later went to some Pasar malam. Learnt that the whole 300m of Pasar Malam stalls basically only have about 5 varieties of stalls. Walk a few meters and the rest of the stalls are just with different prices and people.

3rd day:

Today is the day where i learnt most stuff. But 1st i'll talk about how uninteresting today is. Went to San Poh Tong... some cave temple or something. I learnt that having large shoes or feet is bad for climbing down uneven stairs. You feel like you fall easily. I learnt that by climbing up some long stairs which lead to... under construction =.=, which was not the bad part. The bad part is climbing down while holding on to the railings, hoping i never climbed up. I consider the staircase railings a great invention of man kind now. Staring down uneven staircases is like staring into an endless abyss trying to pull you down... the only difference is that it will end and when you fall it will hurt or maybe you will die. If there are people other than you then maybe you will not die but they will die.

I remember the toilet down there. When i reached there, i saw a row of female queuing up. I saw lots of cubicles in front. Didn't think too much, just queue up and go in. Later i went to wash my hands... i saw the sign ''Male toilet'' in front of the basin. Btw, i'll draw something so you'll understand.

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| ..................................| | C

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|_________________________| v

<------------C----------> <----WB---->

C= cubicles

WB= washing basin.

Male ''toilet'' on the right side.

Female ''toilet'' left of WB.

Never mind the fact that i went into the toilet meant for females.( No wonder only got female queuing @#$@#%@#%) But then...Whats the point of calling it female and male toilet when their just cubicles?!?! And i remember the sign in front of the toilet cubicle door. It looks like a long haired.... something with sunglasses. The problem is we can't tell whether its a long haired man, woman, or Michael Jackson. (Again no pictures so... sorry. Comedic effect only at 10%.) Although, it doesn't really matter since ''Whats the point of calling it female and male toilet when their just cubicles?!?!''is the more important issue. Learnt that people who put the signs there has no common sense. Learnt that people will follow signs whether or not it is logical.

Also, i realized that the reason Singapore may be called a clean city is a lot due to the toilets. In Malaysia...No matter what kind of high class looking restaurant, once you enter the toilets... It all looks like a million people has shitted on the toilet bowl cover. The floor looks like the million people has accidentally stepped their own shit, then walked out... Only to realize that they left shit on the floor, but they did a bad job of cleaning the shit. Also, because there was a million people, the janitor was trampled on by the million people and died. The body was left unfound. Attempting to sit on any toilet bowl would be like asking for a million different types of diseases to be cared and shared around. Or rather, its not like. I think it is. Fortunately though, the hotel toilets aren't like that. If not i wouldn't be able to Poo in Peace for 3 days.

For some reason, the food in every tour is also the same. 10 people gather round a table, fish, chicken, veggies, soup, rice, cooked the same bloody way and served the same way. What happened to local food? Although, what local food does M'sia have?

Conclusion:

Tours are uninteresting. In fact, going overseas is often uninteresting with what people do. I don't want to go there to see the world's largest waterfall or climb it or whatever. Thats uninteresting when i can see professional photos over the net and when its just a larger waterfall. People say they want to see the world by travelling overseas. But i say thats narrow minded. The world pretty much looks the same everywhere with little variation anyway... What they should see, are those which really makes the world look different. For example... uh........oh shit. I can't seem to think of any real life examples that would be interesting. But visiting the 1st ever alien aircraft to land on Earth is probably one.

Drama~~

Its your 21st birthday. You went home expecting a good christmas party with your family. Everything was fine. It was the happiest day of your life... You finally turned adult. Then came the announcement by your parents...

''Me and your father have discussed this a long time... But we decided to tell you only when you turned adult. You are not our real child...''

Your whole world crashed. Questions fill your head as the announcement slipped into your mind. Why haven't they told me? Who are my real parents? Why was i abandoned? Why did they pick me up? Why why why why why????????

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Shit this. It doesn't really matter to me. There are many stories out there about parents like real parents, suddenly adopted, want find real parents, maybe hate current parents....blablablabla...

But i don't get it. Why does it matter o_O. A lot of drama will be lost if the character doesn't react like that... but for some reason ALL will react like that. -.- And its really lame -.-

Lame enough for Komamura's diao face.

Translation:

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Now imagine this scenario. Its like the character reacts like that because they have to create drama.

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''Me and your father have discussed this a long time... But we decided to tell you only when you turned adult. You are not our real child...''

''Uh... Okay... so?''

''No, wait. What? You aren't surprised?''

''........................................No................................................... what did you expect.''

''Nonono, your whole world is supposed to die. WE ARE NOT YOUR REAL PARENTS!! Thats important!! Be more agitated!!''

''For what?''

''Why uh... you are not our flesh and blood!!''

''Naw. Doesn't matter to me.''

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Well. It really doesn't matter. Those 'fake' parents were acting like real ones anyway. Unless...

Leopard: Child... The truth is... I am not your real dad.

But. For one, it doesn't really is going to affect their lives unless they go to find their parents on purpose. But hey, if there was any good reason they left you, they wouldn't find you until the right moment. If they were too poor, you going back would ruin their emotional and financial lives. If they are too famous, you going back will ruin their reputation.

If they were normal... depends on their reasons...

Btw, even when you go back, what happens next? Happy reunion with real family? Screw it. They left you with somebody else to leech off, then now tries to act like your real family as if they raised you all along. What happens to the leeched?

So, in the scenario where you didn't find your family, or decided that your real family are bastards(so much for flesh and blood relationships =.=), you go back to your family. Then... life continues as normal.

In the scenario where the adopted gets 2 families, its where the real fun begins. He/she has 2 moms and dads. Its double the pocket $$. When 1 family feels like a bastard, go to the other one for warmth. When your birthday arrives, you receive 2 more extra presents. Don't worry about providing for your real parents. They left you for 21 years. So you shall leave them for 21 years. Nah just kidding. But when you grow up, you sure are damned. You will need to provide for 2 families, excluding your own. Btw, its expected that in years to come you will need at least 7.5k per month on average to support your daily life. I assume this is ONE family? I heard this on some seminar. And of course, its true. Its just that sooner or later. Due to inflation and whatnots.

Now, i decided to add some more stuff to this fake parents thing. Look at this scenario.

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''MOM!!! DAD!!''

''Our child!!''

Happy reunion...

Fake parents: '' We're so glad he found his real parents...''

Ten years later...(that was fast) Child lives with both real and fake parents.

''Hey uh... actually... Our DNAs don't match.''

Door slams open.

''My child!!!''

Everybody:''What?!''

''A hospital mix up happened. WE are your REAL parents!!''

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There are much more possibilities to add to the drama. Of course it all doesn't work if it were me. This, in line, is the ultimate parent child drama.

Feral child raised by some animal.

> feral child finds out his/shes not an animal...

> finds parent pair number 1, becomes family

> for some reason parent pair number 1 did smth criminal and had to abandon child

> due to shock or some other reason child loses memories

> parent pair no. 2 adopt...

> at some age parent pair no. 2 confesses

> child goes to find parent pair 1

> solved criminal problems somehow

> happy end with parent pair 1 & 2

> NO!!!!!! not end yet....

> parent pair 3 appears. says its a hospital mix up.

> child stressd by families

> says ''shit this'' and goes back to being a feral child.

> finds out that animal parents are dead.

> killd by parent pair 3.

> how to continue writing????

> conspires to kill parent pair 3. his real parents.

> successfully killd parent pair 3.

> turns out to be a double mix up and theres a parent pair 4 who is his real real parents.

> the story goes on hiatus.

You were thinking about the ending weren't you?