Continuing from before...

... the worse thing is that probably even teachers probably do not know why the education system is like this. As this goes on people will just keep following the system and doing nothing. You see, when people follow a system, its like going for a job if someone inspires you. And thats probably the reason why iPhone killers are actually inferior to the iPhone, and while those stupid other companies are coming up with better versions of the iPhone renamed, Apple is probably keeping about 20 years of stuff about to be released soon and own the market and other companies.

When someone inspires you, you try to recreate that experience. The problem is that you are not playing into your strength, but others'. As a result, you can only play up to 99% of what inspired you. And i assure you most don't go to 99%. Its the same thing for the education system. teachers are trying to push that star student into other students to model. As a result, even if assuming that everybody models at 99% efficiency, its still deteriorating.

The worst part is probably the stupidity of humans. A group of old people is controlling the whole country, but yet no one is complaining. Who are they to decide what we do? But no one does anything about it. We definitely have enough people on the against side. Its 4 million against the few geezers for this country. Its like in the cartoons you watched as a kid. You always thought. Why those bloody minions work for the villains?!? Stupid sia! They want destroy the whole earth including you, why work for them?! Just that this time, in real life, the old geezers do not have powers as imba as the villains.

Of course, this plunges society into further chaos. But think about it. In these times, humans are forced to work to their fullest potential. Its not like they like it. They HAVE to do it. Sure, it isn't comfortable, but it sure makes a lot more progress to humanity.

Looking back on what i typed, it sure looks like a step towards a new religion or becoming someone who wants to destroy the whole world. So...

DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG AND ITS AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS YOU WILL MAKE, INCLUDING WANTING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD FOR SOME REASON.

My inspirations for this blog seems to be dying...

Some maths questions

QUESTION 1)

3 men went to a cafe and ordered.
The bill came to $30, being $10 each.
The men each gave the waiter $10.
After they had eaten, the owner realised he had overcharged them, so he gave the waiter $5 to give back to them.
The waiter, being smart, gave each man back $1 and kept $2 for himself.
($1 + $1 + $1 + $2 = $5)
So each man had ended up paying $9.
($9 x 3 = $27)
Plus, the $2 the waiter kept = $29.
Where did the other $1 go??

QUESTION 2)

There are three campers

Camper A has 400g of rice

Camper B has 200g of rice

Camper C has no rice, but has $6

How should the 6$ be distributed?

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Got the answers? Those were easy questions. The answers and explanation are as follow:

1) Its a calculation error in the question itself. You should be subtracting the 2 dollars from the assistant instead of adding it. $9 each were of money spent. $2 money gained. $5 from the owner, money given/spent.

2) All should be given to Camper A. So all have 200g rice. C buys from A.

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Alright kids. Those were the answers given on the answer sheet. Now for the REAL answers. REAL LOGICAL ANSWERS IN REAL LIFE.

1) Who cares where the $1 goes? That waiter should be fired for being dishonest. Those 3 men should check their bills and say ''Hey wheres our 2 dollars?!'' And if you think about it, those 3 men not knowing that they got scammed means that there is no freaking price tags on the menu. OR there is no menu... So the restaurant should add a proper menu. With price tags.

And theres another problem. If the 3 people ordered the same stuff, or stuff with the same price tag, shouldn't each receive the same amount of money back? Like, a number divisible by 3? The reason why i deduced that they should have same price tags is because hey, if i ordered a Full Spring chicken, and you ordered a HALF spring chicken, wouldn't you complain that... we have the same cost even though my share is much larger? If you don't, gimme half your lunch next time.

''Uh... Why are there only half left before i start eating?''

So, the question wasn't being specific enough. We should know what the hell did those 3 people order. Also, ''After they had eaten, the owner realized...'' is not good enough. You should add something that says ''They haven't left the restaurant.'' If not i'm going to say that those 3 men don't care about the $5, and the owner should just keep it because... if i found $5 on the floor, i'm not going to return it to the police unless i saw it drop from someone's wallet. I know you think i'm bastard... but wouldn't YOU do the same?

2) And this is the baddest and stupidest kind of question and answer. 3 people are camping... 2 of them have rice, 1 doesn't. Where should the $6 go from camper C? It obviously goes to the taxi driver.

Yeah. Him. Its mind blowing magic. Explanation below...

Why the taxi driver? Think about it. If you go camping, when is it of the camp that you have no rice? Of course! Its the end of the camp! the $6 goes to the taxi driver because camper C would go home next! Which idiot would bring just $6 to a camp?

The question simply wasn't specific enough. Do the campers know each other? Are they camping together? Did C ask A to bring the rice for him? Do all of them eat the same portion of food? Is other food types involved? Or is camper C really an idiot who brings $6 to a camp, expecting to buy 200g of rice at $3/100g from some stranger he didn't meet before or even KNOW will be there?

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Okay. Despite the low opinions you have of this blog... This is a frigging serious situation. If you saw the answer sheet answer and didn't question yourself, its damn serious. It means that people are using less logic and brains to think about academics. Its a serious problem of people not being able to think carefully. And whats worse is that these type of questions are being asked in primary schools, secondary schools, and a few percentage in JC.

We have always questioned why the hell did John choose to run a whole one round, but yet May just walked a cross straight to the same damned destination. That was in primary school. Yet after that, our answers became all illogical. John simply runs the whole one round because... It doesn't matter. We stopped questioning. Our process of thought stopped. Theres a question? Give the politically correct answer that is correct according to Mathematicians. Scientists. Teachers.

Look. When you are given an English essay to write. Do you seriously think and believe what you said? NO! They throw me whatever question, i give them answers they expect to hear. ( not of an A student though ) Arguments simply don't matter. Tell me of any argument you had that actually changed your mind about something. You hate chocolate? Who cares? No matter how much you argue about your hate for chocolate, i still like it.

This adds to the list of reasons why the education system is screwed. And remember, in real life, they don't throw you a random question for you to answer. You choose what questions to tackle depending on your profession. In real life, its not just how much John ran. John should stop, and walk the same path as May. Think global warming sucks? No use arguing for people to stop it. Actually show them why it sucks, and invent something if you have to stop it.

''All your chocolate will begin to melt, but not in your mouth. And thats bad. No more chocolate bars for me.''

Whats worse about the system is that... Argh this blog post is getting damn long i'll save it for the next post.

The bloody sad truth about millionaires

Alright. The front part of the secrets of millionaire is just as i posted. About the 2nd quarter to the middle was okay... some points are good... Until i reached the middle.

For one, i learnt that being a millionaire really needs you to become a bastard. Or at least make a lot of people hate you. For example, if you saw this darn brilliant thing that could possibly be sold for damn lots of money. Such as Superman, MS-DOS, McDonalds... buy it at a reap off price then sell it as your own. DO NOT be business partners with them. Oh and you know about those random stuff you see on the internet? STEAL them and sell it off as your own! This is what the book wrote:''Even if you cannot find enough good information, you can keep enhancing your knowledge by acquiring tons of new ideas and knowledge for free from the internet!'' Which of course, seems to be a pretty long... elaboration of ''Steal if you are stupid!'' The above examples, 2 of which the book gave only served to say ''Steal if you are clever too!''

For 2, it seems that Adam Khoo seems to be a pretty big liar. Previously, he said that he was the top student of some school. As you know, writing a motivational book doesn't require pro english skills like some gay novel. English skills such as from this blog and maybe a little bit editing from the publisher is enough! A top student grade is totally enough for this kind of book writing! But what did Adam Khoo say? ''my standard of written English was 'not commercially viable' and he asked me to rewrite the manuscript 3 times.'' There we have it. Either Adam Khoo lied about his qualifications or he lied about rewriting 3 times.

When i 1st saw the words ''final millionaire habit'' twice in Millionaire habit 8 and 9, i thought it was a simple typo. But now i know. Combine AK is a big fat liar and millionaires steal ideas, i now suspect that Adam Khoo hired some unnamed guy and sucked out all his ideas. Next, he put all that guy's ideas into a book, paste his name on it. TADAH! What Adam Khoo really did was give it an excellent title for attracting idiots and reap profits from the book.

Now that we know the truth, its important that we know what the poor guy who got sucked from Adam khoo really wants to say. He kindly told us that AK is a big fat liar, and now he provided us an example that shows Only idiots buy books like this leading to bastards becoming millionaires. The example? Cindy Cashman's 'Everything Men Know About Women'.

Look at this video....

For your information, that is not a printing error. Look at this website.

''Everything Men Know About Women

The 20th Anniversary Edition of the world's most famous blank book (written under the pseudonym of Dr. Alan Francis). A profound message in its simplest form. Buy it as a motivator to inspire yourself and/or a friend.''

Seriously? And it was the best-selling book? And Cindy Cashman is a millionaire? And what do you mean ''written''?!?! Another of her best selling book is 'The book of smiles'. And it contains just and only the pictures of people smiling. Would be funny if i found all the pictures on Google Images, all which were uploaded before the book got published.

Who knows? Maybe a title named ''Only idiots buy this'' with a book inside with all pictures scolding the buyer is an idiot would sell... Or maybe an idea about ''The book full of crap'' or ''All about feces'', inside litterally stuffed with pictures of shit... or REAL SHIT!

A book review

This is unlike last time, where i praised a truly good manga. This time, i'll criticize an existing best seller. Called ''Secrets of self- made millionaires''. I haven't read through the whole book, so i'll read and criticize at the same time.

Okay, 1st page of the book, ignoring those foreword and crap stuff that nobody reads anyway, already shows that this guy called Adam Khoo is ready to tell his life story. By boasting about it. And probably by looking down on other people. But anyway, i would laugh if he said that his million was made by selling this kind of books to idiots investors who were attracted by the title.

Read read read... this guy is not bad! He said that the mind is the greatest asset of anyone, and even though he was born in a rich family, he didn't get much extra pocket money and stuff. He got a few jobs, got inspired, then started to work hard for himself. From trash student to top student. It doesn't change the fact that he is born in a frigging rich family though. Rich family -> stupid son -> worried about inheritance -> send him for motivational camp. a good and probably frigging expensive one.

This is revealed in ''In sheer desperation to help me find some aim in life, my parents sent me to a motivational camp for teens when i had just turned 13.''

Anyway moving on, that AK(Adam Khoo) kid was actually pretty dam bastard smart. Disco was the 'in' thing, but there was none for weekend evenings. So he decided to charge students to go to his self made disco, and not sharing. Remember readers of VCT, next time you want to lend your pencil or a book, say ''$1 rent per hour.''

AK went on to earn a few grands for himself. And his 2nd business... is AK & Associates, that motivational program that some of us may have gone through, that did nothing but nothing. He got this idea because he was the top student and started giving tuition for $200/mth. So he decided to mass tutor people.

But look what he have here. The next page reveals that suspicion i had when i 1st picked up this book. ''But anyway, i would laugh if he said that his million was made by selling this kind of books to idiots investors who were attracted by the title.'' Thats what i said. Now for what AK said.

''What really got me tons of business was when i decided to compile all my knowledge into a book.'' & '' By the time i graduated from university, i had 2 profitable businesses going, a best-selling book and a growing investment account. At the age of 26, i had crossed the one million net worth mark.''

Seriously, dood? This bastard just admitted that we were all idiots. I didn't buy the book though. I am merely reading it. My mother bought it... =(

And the next page reveals that AK must not have many friends. ''The truth is 'everything is money'!''

Reading on further reveals that fact. He spent his university holidays honing his presentation skills and writing books and whatnots to earn money.

Also, his constantly boasting. ''They think nothing of squandering $3,000 on a ring but think twice before buying a good book for $30! No wonder they are poor!''

*checks the price of the book...* $32.51! TA-DAH!

And im starting to feel sad for AK now. He spends 364 days per year, 19 hours per day working, and he thinks it is fun. This person either is obsessed with money, or have no real friends. And his a real scrooge because he doesn't want to spend 800$ for a phone even though he earns $1000/hour. His reasoning? It doesn't generate more money.

Alright... time to conclude this post... Criticizing not likely to continue. Its painful to read and write at the same time.

About the last post...

That Remi Gaillard guy, turns out he was an ex-member of the champion team. So, maybe this explains everything. Why he actually has fans, why the president went on TV with him as a member, why the team members bochup he down there extra extra.

But wait! I think its still too soon to conclude it like this... Yes, it will work out like above if Remi Gaillard was an ex-member, and quitted for some good reason. But what if, its for a bad reason? For example, if he was kicked out? If this is the case, then he shouldn't be welcomed by the present team members. AND another thing. How do you know if those present team members actually know Remi? In short, its still too soon to conclude this without further evidence.

2ndly! How much Remi Gaillard's presence in the team also affects how this will work out. Is he some noob member? Is he some ace? This, coupled with the above, determines how those team members would treat him.

3rd! The president DOES have some power. And the media is a strange thing. If you put this together, you can create strange news. What if, the president realized that Remi Gaillard was NOT a team member? To hide this embarrassment, manipulate the media! How? post Remi Gaillard as a member. In short, this point of argument is: Someone made Remi Gaillard a member.

Until Remi Gaillard and the team members of the champion team admits what really happened that day, we cannot know for sure what happened. But unfortunately or fortunately, reality and the masses work differently. When dealing with crowds, you have to treat them like pigs. No matter how much clever people are in the crowd, stupid people will lead the crowd mentality. Different opinions doesn't help much in making the masses more clever.

Combo the media and the masses together, you can make what is black, white. A google search of ''Remi Gaillard former player'', ''Remi Gaillard former member'', '' Remi Gaillard lorient'' etc etc...

shows that only Wikipedia says that Remi Gaillard is a former member. What this means is ... the masses has accepted that Remi Gaillard blended in due to pure skill, and not because the team members bochup.

Remember all the times...

when u watched your favorite team of any game win the national cup, felt joy enough that you wanted to stand beside them, sharing the cup as if its also yours?

One man did it:

Don't worry if you don't understand Japanese. You can find a summary of what he did in wikipedia. This guy is Remi Gaillard. I don't have to tell you how amazing this prank is.

But i'll still tell you anyway.

1. He managed to fool some fools in the winning team...and more fools in the audience, without anyone going '' Who the hell are you?''

2. This one requires no censorship in the word, kids. Effie is not require here. He got the fucking

president to greet him, thinking his part of the winning team.

3. Fans of the team went to him for his signature. Despite not even knowing who he is.

4. When bringing up the winning cup in the audiences, still nobody identified him, as he pretended to be part of the team.

5. He ran with the team, around the field with the cup and towards the camera. Again, this requires no censorship. I like to think everybody holding the cup thought : '' Who are you? But who fucking cares?!'' Or maybe... ''Ah, his wearing the same shirt as i am. His in the same team.''

What all these said about them:

1 and 4,5. Players apparently don't spend much time remembering other people's faces. As long as your wearing the same shirt, your in the same team.

''Good work teammate.''

2. The French president doesn't give a hoot who is in the winning team. Little efforts such as remembering people's faces are unimportant once you are the president. Maybe.

3. Even Fans don't really remember faces well. This means that people are likely to remember only the more significant members in the team. But despite not knowing who the hell you are, people will still ask for your autograph as long as your part of the winning team.

Oh, and Gaillard is amazing for other things too. Just look at this.

Sure, you can do that 1 million times and get it to work like that at least once. But factor in that securities are present, forget doing it 1 million times without going into jail. In fact, you don't need the securities. Just remember that if the ball hits someone or something you shouldn't, someone or something else will be chasing you around with a chopper. Do i also need to remind you that the number of views for the video is (no censorship required again) 4 fucking million for stupid pranks.

Do you have the balls to do what he did? Or rather, do you have the money to buy the number of balls required to play this prank as everybody you pranked confiscates the ball? According to my accurate calculations, the money required is more if you don't have godly aiming skills.

Random jokes

During midnight, a bus driver continues driving. The only passenger left was a woman with long hair and white clothes. The driver continues driving... and then he caught a glimpse of the mirror. The woman was no longer there. He stopped the bus immediately and turned back. The woman was still there... Then the bus driver continued driving.

Then he saw the mirror, again the woman disappeared! He stopped the car again, turn back, the woman was still there, continued driving. One last time, he looked the mirror, no woman, stopped, turn back, woman still there. The bus driver was afraid. He broke out in cold sweat and started driving the car at full speed. Then he saw the woman walking towards him... with messy hair and a face full of blood. The driver was frozen with fear.

The woman in white whispered in a deep voice: '' What have i wronged you...? Every time i squatted to tie my shoes, you stopped the car to knock my head......''

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有一天魔王把公主抓走，公主就一直叫。。。

魔王：你尽管叫破喉咙吧！没有人会来救你的~

公主：破喉咙~破喉咙~

没有人：公主~我来救你了！

魔王:说曹操曹操就到！

曹操：魔王！你叫我干嘛？

魔王：哇牢! 看到鬼！

鬼：糟！被发现了

糟：胡说！谁发现了我？

谁：关我屁事？

魔王：Oh my GOD!

上帝：谁叫我？

谁：没有人叫你啊！

没有人：我哪有？

从此．．．

魔王精神分裂．．．

很冷，

小心感冒

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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

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A little girl fell into the Singapore River and was drowning. Father was crying, everyone was crowding but no one helping.

Suddenly an ah beng jumped into the river and started drowning too. Police came and saved the both of them. Police commended the ah beng for being brave even though he couldn't swim.

Ah beng said: "KNN, who push me!"

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do not make phone calls in the toilets.

One day a man went into a cubicle in a men's toilet to do his business. Suddenly he heard a voice from next cubicle saying:"hi, how are u?"

the man felt weird about having a conversation in the toilet, but he answered, "i'm fine" and the other guy says "so what are you up to?" the man felt very bizarre and said " just travelling". At this point, the man was trying to leave the toilet as fast as he could when he heard the other guy asked " can i come over??"

The man got freaked out and hastily shouts, "no, i'm busy right now!" then the man heard the guy say nervously " hey, i'll call you back later. There's an idiot here who keeps answering me!"

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小牛从小鸡家哭着回来，老牛吃惊见了问为什么哭？

小牛哭诉说被鸡妈妈和全家的鸡追着打。

老牛又问为什么被打？

小牛说，我只是向他们道别，哪知道全村的鸡都很生气。

“小鸡Bye！老鸡Bye！全部鸡Bye！”

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小强明天就结婚了，好紧张，问妈妈该做什么？

妈妈说：“你把你身上最硬的地方，撞进女孩小便的地方就可以了。”

小强好像明白了，妈妈也不多解释。

当晚，小强就把自己的头撞进马桶。

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Copy pasted from somewhere =)