A normal day at school...

It was, a normal day at school. You did the normal stuff you did at school, chatting with friends about stupid useless stuff, slept through lessons (or faking that you were paying attention), etc etc. Then at lunch time, you saw a person who caught your attention at the canteen. That person brought a lunch box.

Google search for lunch box. This is a lunch box?

Not that its very unusual. Lunch boxes just aren't that common... But you looked on anyway. Then the person opened the lunch box and... Took out a carrot. Raw carrot. At this time you were like ''?!''

Illustrated: Your face.

You thought: What in bugs bunny does a person bring out a carrot for?? But then thought again. Maybe this person really likes carrot. The school canteen doesn't sell those. So he brought one. You weren't entirely wrong. That person did ate some carrot. But more accurately, he...

Your face was like @_@ O_O o_O  ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

But it hasn't ended... The person took the rest of the carrot and ate it. Next, he took out... a... big broccoli?!

This is not a broccoli... probably... ... i... i hope.......

You thought... Maybe the carrot thing wasn't that awesome. That person DID cheated by using parts that were not carrots. What do you know, that person now uses a knife... and... 

Baffling! 

That person then eats the rest of the broccoli. But you know that any meal is not complete without meat!! Meal and Meat only has 1 letter difference!! In writing its just a few mm or 1 strike difference!! You intensely waited for it... He took out an egg. You know the rest...

And i thought that being professional on the recorder is imba...

Humans

I have always thought are the hell are humans. What defines them from any other robot? What makes them superior to other animals? What is their purpose? No matter how human a robot is made, it is still a robot, isn't it? Even if it becomes exactly like a human, except its a robot. It has emotion, it can give birth, it looks like a human, everything about it seems humans and acts human. Except it has a remote controller or shut down button somewhere. Imagine a human doraemon.

''FLURRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGgggggH#$%#$^!''

Anything that doesn't look human, is not human though.

If you think about it, a perfect robot that is created to be like human can be created. When it encounters situation that requires it to be happy, it can be programmed to act happy. Angry situation, act angry. Etc etc. So what defines people from robots? Humans are the same aren't they? In happy situations, they become happy. Angry situations, angry. In fact, you have people with autism and Asperger's Syndrome, who don't know how to become happy in happy situations nor angry in angry situations. This type of people are like dysfunctional robots or robots that aren't that developed yet.

''HELLO ALL! FUCK YOU ALL! YAY''

A kid with Asperger's may not know what the middle finger means,

nor understand people's reaction to it.

''WHAT YOU SAY!''

A normal baby person, however, knows how to react to that.

...Although Aspergers' may be the perfect excuse for insulting people.

(still holding middle finger) ''Why're you so angry? I only said 'hi'.''

 But thats why i don't understand why people treat humans differently. They say humans have emotions... but aren't those controlled reactions created by chemical reactions?

What is imba?

When you see guitar, piano, violin, etc etc players who play well, you think they are good. That was what i thought too. But then it came across my mind what is the true ''imba''. What is imba isn't a guitar or piano player who can play it well. Its a recorder player who can play sounds better than those players.

What i thought : Playing good music with kiddy instruments. THATS genius. But the recorder wasn't as kiddy as i thought. People have became professionals playing the recorder! Wikipedia source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Recorder_players

Not convinced?
Heres a starter....


Getting even better



I'm sorry for looking down on you... $3 piece of crap... ( at least i think its around $3?)

Professional recorder band....


So i thought to myself. There must be something even better. The recorder isn't that kiddy. (Although, it would be cool to go to your friends who play other instruments. Then when they ask around what instrument you play, you show them your $3 recorder. They laugh. Thats when you prove them wrong...)

You know when you press the phone, a tone comes out? Try playing music using that. That is the true imba. And obviously I'm not talking about playing stuff like baba black sheep on it.

People have tried it on youtube... but they weren't good enough. Thats why, if you can do it. Thats genius... OH SHIT

I have a theory...

I can never get myself to get to sleep before 1 am. I know its bad for my health, my mental ability to do anything, and my physical ability to do anything. In short, without sleep, i get stupid. Its not my fault, its the system's fault, but thats another topic. On the personal scale, its obvious why this happens. I hate the mornings. I love the midnight. 

On a larger scale of the human race. I think humans are migratory creatures. Think about it. If humans were meant to sleep at 12 am, but i sleep at 1 am, so, if i migrate to a country where it is 12 am, i will become normal. This phenomena of humans sleeping at such late times is not a hint that we are getting less sleep. It is a hint for us to move to another place where we can have more sleep. However, most humans don't get this hint... Even santa feels its impact.

From here i can go into the theory of globalisation and that humans are supposed to interact with each other or what crap. But i'm lazy. 

Jump topic!

I have never been able to understand the purpose of feeling nervous or angry. We feel it, but we can't do anything about it. A google search of why we get nervous, the purpose of nervous, give me crap like ''because you fear this, fear that, anxiety, stress'' blah blah blah. Obviously those people mistook WHY for HOW. Fear, anxiety, stress CAUSES nervousness. ITS NOT WHY. 

What i want to know, is for what do we feel nervous? It declines our performance, hinders judgment ability, clouds our ability to think. Its a useless emotion. Why does nervousness exist in the 1st place? To make us lousier beings? 

Its the same thing with fats. The more we eat, the more we get fat. But for what do we gain that fat for? Surely, it allows us to survive longer in times of starvation.... Maybe. But considering that it creates other crap load of ill-effects, for what does our body want to keep those fats? Make us die easier? 

....

Come to think of it. My blog posts are getting more and more serious. But not that it matters since almost nobody reads it anyway orz. 

Its....bad.....

The Chinese do lots of stuff that makes it seem like whatever happens during the CNY will signify what will happen in the rest of the year. I think its going to be a bad year for me.

1. My mouse spoil for no reason. Well, only the roller part.

2. I spilled my drink.

3. I lost my pencil.

4. I lost my ruler.

5. I got fatter?

Oh shit... All these small little stuff may be insignificant, but its still bad. If that Chinese belief is true, then my year ahead will be full of small mistakes and blunders. 

But looking on the bright side, 

1. I can get a new mouse.

2. The drink is water, and it spilled not on my laptop but on the floor.

3. Buy a new pencil

4. Buy a new ruler.

5. Food is not a problem... Probably. In case of starvation i'll survive longer. Maybe.

Or maybe its a signal to make me quit whatever i'm doing... and do something else that is NEW and BETTER. 

CNY = Santa?!

Since its CNY... Lets talk about Santa.

Its all red, so its all good.

If you think about it. Santa and CNY have stuff in common. This is especially true to the Cai Shen. Their red, they bring stuff to people (money vs presents).

What does this mean? Photoshop time!

....Sa...SAnta!

Ca....CAi Shen!

So what does this all mean? Its very simple. Cai Shen, according to wikipedia, '' vast majority of stories agree that Cai Shen lived during the early Qin Dynasty.'' Thats 221 BC–206 BC. And Santa, is created after that. Santa's origin, Sinter Klaas, lived during year 280 to 342. Of course this brings us to the conclusion. 

Santa Claus = Cai Shen. 

During the Qin Dynasty, Cai Shen had black beard. He gave out money, and helped the country to prosper. But he didn't think it was enough. Why should the Chinese be the only one who benefit? So he migrated to .... Wherever the Dutch were. Because his a deity, he can't die. But he took his time to walk there. 

When he reached there, he realised that Chinese currency cannot work anymore. So instead, he brought over presents to give it to the children. Thats why Santa gave presents instead of money. 

Now, After travelling so long, no matter his a deity or not, he is bound to get older. That explains his White beard!

Now you realise the costume is slightly different. Thats simple to explain too. There are 2 reasonings to this.
1. He keeps washing the same clothes, but the patterns fall out/ got washed.
2. His clothes were too old, and he needed a new red costume. There were no Chinese patterns in wherever the Dutch were, so he took any red costume.

But what about the reindeers?

That, is simple to explain too. Santa Claus's reindeer came from the 1823 poem, A Visit from St Nicholas. This means that:

1. Cai Shen obtained the reindeer while travelling to wherever the Dutch were. OR

2. Cai Shen got lazy of using his own leg, and got the reindeers soon after for his own convenience. This also explains why Santa is fatter. 

Blending

You had this inspiration to make the best blender ever. The idea was great, you know the blender will make it BIG. You set up a company, made a team of scientists to make your blender... made it the most user-friendly blender ever... And you made yourself as a well known company called Blendtec.

Steps to success for a blending machine company:
1. Make blending machine.
2. Make company.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Then, you decided that this isn't enough.

The blender was absolutely the best thing on Earth... It needs to do more.... MOAR!!!

Even your cat says so

Something like, being able to blend Cameras without much effort. Why? Because the blender is awesome, thats why.



That wasn't enough to satisfy you. You saw it... Your Iphone... is old. Time to upgrade. What to do with the old Iphone? Of course! You have your blender.



Of course, having the absolutely beast blender shouldn't stop at there. It should be able to turn diamond to dust within seconds. But diamonds are too expensive, so lets try Cubic zirconia, which has a rating of 8 on the hardness scale compared to 10 of diamond.



Time to come back to reality.

I would never want that blender in my kitchen.

Reasons:
1. Its dangerous. Obvious. I don't want to know what it can blend. It might be amusing to take your enemies' favorite game console or phone and toss it in, but why else would you need a blender this powerful for?
2. How much would this blender cost? $399.95 to $999.95. Of course it wouldn't be considered much if you are a blending expert much as this founder is.
3. Sure, the site said not to blend stuff like your Iphone and diamonds. But of course that might be because of legal issues, afterall what else can this blender do?
4. You have a company head which records videos and in everyone of them go:
     I have this item.
     The main question is: Will it blend?
     Blended -> Don't breathe this.
     Pour out blended crap.
     Show friendly face and say: YES! IT BLENDS!

5. Remember reason number 1. It is never fun to put anything you own inside. Of course that includes any children and animals in your home.

No wait, what?

OH MY GAH- !