The early bird catches the worm...


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But what about the worm? People always said these type of sentences and and famous quotes, but they never think too deep into it. They always assumed that waking up early is good. Just because, people say its good. Now lets delve into the reasons why this saying is bad, worse, evil, cruel, savage, etc etc.

1. It never say what you are.
      So are you the bird? Or the worm? If you are the worm, you are stupid. People said to you this saying dunno how many gazillion times, but you insist in the mornings. I hate metaphors, but let's say that it's like seeing that a train is on the railway, and u happily jump on the railway, and WAVE! Ok maybe you didn't wave, but you jumped on the railway.

     But it isn't much better being the bird. It's not worth it. Even if you wake up early to get the worm, it doesn't mean that late birds won't get food. In short, your waking up early to waste your time.








2. You have to eat a worm.(if your a bird)
This popular saying teaches us to stay up late, but people interpret it the other way. What most people don't realize is that this saying also teaches us about life and its cruelty. In order to save yourself, you have to eat somebody else. Its the same in this world. You have to be SELFISH.


I have to be a shellfish? Uh okay what kind?


For everything that you try to achieve, somebody else will lose out. It's that cruel. Whenever you savor your grilled chicken with cream mushroom sauce, you are depriving some poor people out there in the world of potential food. If you got a raise, somebody will get demoted. Lets not forget that humans raised animals just to eat them.



Another metaphor: You know those witches who raised children and kids just to eat them? Humans are like those witches. Instead we're more clever and cunning in that we brutally hunt those children down instead of waiting to prey on innocent lost kids.

Japan

Its a known fact that Japanese are crazy perverts that are amazing at the same time. 1st, lets start with some amazing crap.











Next, some gameshows







Some commercials












Most disturbing commercial ever;



Have fun with the disturbing song and sauce.


AND THE WINNER!! JAPANESE IN THE INTERNET!!!
Explanation: They used random sounds found in videos and used it to make music...



Code geass + FF8...



Wow freakout kid become music....







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WAIT, WHAT? WTH WAS THAT?! WHATS WITH THAT DISTURBING POSE!! THAT PELVIC THRUST!! THAT HORSE! 


Wet Dreams



The last post was Dreams, so this has to be a continuation. Wet Dreams.



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No this isn't about to turn into a porno blog.



Random picture because can't find ''relieved cat'' in Google.


Ok. So lets go back to the topic of Wet Dreams. One day, i thought. When humans 1st surfaced... did they have wet dreams? Then i thought: How far can the mayonnaise shoot? If it is quite far... Isn't it very disgusting? It would be unpleasant to find mayonnaise on your face in the mornings. Ah. It's not real mayonnaise. Don't think that the white stuff you eat with fish and chips or other food is human produced. 


Then i thought... time to wikipedia. They haven't found the actual cause of Wet dreams. And apparently its called a disease in the 18th and 19th century... So i thought. What if Wet Dreams didn't exist back then? As humans become more and more civilized, they came to fantasize more and think more about porn. Then Wet Dreams came about as a result of evolution. But,no. this isn't going to turn into a scientific theory blog. 


So lets talk about cats taking over the world.



''WTF? Damn random.'' Says the cat.


Alright, to explain, lets begin with the 6 adorable behaviors that cats do with evil explanations. If your lazy to read, lets just say that everything the cat does, it is doing it thinking that it is king and ruler of your house. Next, look at this video: The cat that generated $10 million bucks.


Currently, the gross budget for the funds required to take over the world is at least $10 million. How do i know..?



Ok. That was a few years ago i think. Well. It was a homeless cat. Then few years ago is a train master. 
Now, it is the executive of Wakayama railway co. Holy shit. 
Because that was gay, lets input the same face of the shocked cat.



Okay, i was just lazy to find another picture.


What would be next? A few years later, it won't be a surprise to see Wakayama gaining in shares and stocks. 
Time to invest... Next, Wakayama will expand and take over other industries. 
Then the only branded goods in the world will be Wakayama. By this time, 
Tama will be at the top. After that, it's time for more. Tama will be revered God. 
Thats when Tama will unleash his troops of cats. TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


Mark my words. The internet is already full of cats. Just google lolcats.
Its no exaggeration that the internet almost belongs to cats now.












AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY TAKING OVER THIS BLOG TO-

Dreams

Yesterday i had a dream. No, i should not say its yesterday. Technically its today, since i went to sleep at 4 am. Also, i'm pretty sure most of the dreams take place when your about to wake up. Or at least not right after you sleep... So it should be today. Anyway, me having a dream is rare. Usually i have a dreamless sleep. When i have dreams its usually senseless and i don't remember them. But this time, i remembered. And the dream actually has meaning... Or does it?


In the dream, i bought a bloody guitar for $75. I don't know why i know its $75. I just know after the guitar appeared in my hand. The problem is... That guitar is practically like a toy guitar. Its like some kid just took a chainsaw and carved the shape of a guitar from a tree. The strings were... entangled. When i strummed, the guitar produced sounds like those of a rubber band. Occasionally the sounds of a beautiful guitar is played.


Suddenly, like any other dream, the scene changed and i'm on some bloody island complaining about my broken kid guitar that cost $75. 


Either there wasn't much, or i forgot, the scene changed again. I'm in a hall... playing Yugioh cards. o.0 In the dream i said that i never played for a long time. Which is true. But I forgot what happened in the duel ^^. I hope i won... 


Wait, what? I remembered. Because i was in a hall, there was some announcement. But, i continued playing. Yet again, i'm sitting also. I'm watching myself playing, without knowing what happened.


Suddenly i'm at the canteen. Watching my friends eat. While their eating their playing a lame game. Which involves food... Then in my head i thought of a lame game idea! 


Then i woke up.


If i'm a dream seer, it probably means that i will be buying a guitar, but failing to play it so badly, and it will spoil. And i got ripped off. Next, i'll be alone, crying about my guitar. Then when school starts, i'll sleep and dream about playing yugioh. Or maybe i will actually play Yugioh again. When i wake up in the hall, it will be a break. So i will probably go to the canteen... and watch people play lame games while i'm eating. 


For some reason, i'm going to think that's a pretty accurate interpretation. If i'm a dream seer. But i sure do hope i'm not one looking at the contents of the dream...

Lockerz

This blog has gained a new look. Because VCT just realised that making your blog nicer is very easy... Just copy and paste -.- ......... But anyway, the important thing is the title. Lockerz is a website that allows you to earn PTZ, then use those PTZ to earn prizes. 

Some prizes i remember:

40 PTZ = 2GB Thumbdrive
325 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 8gb
600 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 32GB
dunno how many thousand PTZ = Mac Book

How to earn PTZ:

1. Log in everyday = 2 PTZ
2. Everyday got a stupid question answer it = 2 PTZ
3. Invite Friend = 2 PTZ ( up to 20)
4. When all 20 friend slots full = earnings double for 1 and 2.
5. When you just registered, PAY ATTENTION. A game will start, money will starting falling down, and you got this board then you need to move around USING YOUR MOUSE to catch those money. Get those money, you gain some PTZ. Catch more get more. Thats your starting PTZ and the only time you can get a lot of PTZ... I got 20 only .... 

By now, you should have some questions. So i shall answer them...

Q: HOLY SHEEETZZ! How do i start?
You can only join by getting people to invite you. So let me invite you. Or else i wasted time on writing this. Just post your email at the tagboard saying lockerz, talk to me on msn, or send victory453@hotmail.com an email saying lockerz... i'll send you the invite.

Q: You stupid N00b! This is a !@#!#ing scam!
Go to www.youtube.com , search for Lockerz unboxing or lockerz proof. There are lots of them... 

Q: HOLY MOLY! But how they earn $$Money$$?
They don't :O. They are doing this as a free service... Or not. Dunno starting when they will start selling stuff, but the PTZ system will still be there. So basicly, this PTZ thingy is an advertisement to get more people to join to get more potential buyers. But of course cheapos like you and me are NEVER going to buy ANYTHING.

Q: You #^#@ N00bi$!! I check google and so many people say scam!!
If you google and see all the sites, you will notice that about 50/50 say its scam and not. For me i'd say why not, no harm trying. And if its a damn elaborate scam, they would have to spend a lot of money to hire people to type those proofs. And what would they gain by scamming? It if was a PTC scam, then they would earn from your clicks, but i don't see how they can scam you. Hmm... Maybe spam your inbox.

Also, they have a limited stock for stuff. So basicly you won't always get what you want. =( 

Q: WAaaa@@@... Singapore have or not...
They ship internationally. It takes longer to reach Singapore though, for obvious reasons. About 2 to 3 weeks for shipping outside USA i think. And for obvious reasons put your real mailing address to receive the gifts. 

Q: WAHAHAHAHA I saw some hax on youtube imma tryin them out.
Good luck... tell me the result :( I might consider trying

REMEMBER LET ME INVITE YOU... If you decide to join.