Superman misunderstanding

A few days i ago... i accused Superman of being a pervert. then he said that he wasn't one. I thought about it, and came up with something.

The reason why people thought his a pervert... is because what he wears really looks like underpants. What they haven't realized is that.

Those, were not underpants.

The red portion is actually integrated into the pants itself. The whole pants is red and blue in design. That Superman's 1st pants.

His 2nd pants is a bit more unique.
His supposed to wear the blue stuff 1st, then wear the red one. The blue one is actually the underwear, not the red one. The red one is actually the pants. So, when superman is wearing that 2nd pair, his not a pervert in red underwear. His a flying man in blue underwear and red pants that looks like red underpants.

Another reason why Superman isn't a pervert: Those (under)pants hold a great story.

Once upon a time, Superman and his grandpa who designs pantyhose lives in a faraway village that is not on krypton planet. There was a competition by the village chief to design the village's best pants, with a huge grand prize. Superman and his grandpa were poor, and needed the money badly. But his grandpa only knows how to design pantyhoses, and could not design anything for the pants competition. Superman was still a child and of course could not design pants. His grandpa was sad that he could not enter the competition, but Superman was determined. He entered the competition using his grandpa's finest pantyhose in the pants competition.

Despite the harsh judging, the pantyhose shone with such radiance that the pantyhose won the pants competition. The village chief asked Superman why he entered the pants competition using a pantyhose, but Superman told him about his story, and insisted that the pantyhose was actually pants. The judges were moved. Then on, the pantyhose that Superman wears is known as his pants, and it became the village icon and costume. Google Superman pantyhose village, I'm sure you will find it somewhere.

And that was, the sad story behind the Superman pants. No, you didn't hear that story from somewhere before regarding loincloths.