I think my mustache grow longer and faster now that i use shaving cream. I suspect there's a conspiracy between the shaving cream and hair growing solution companies. :(
Maybe the hands of the hair growing solution has gone to the barber too. You know, every time you go cut your hair, they spray some water on you? Maybe that's hair growing solution. So you get to visit the barber more often. Maybe the barber did a good job, but the hair growing solution made your hair longer the next day.
... What if the teachers already know about this, and are also conspiring together with the barber and hair growing solution? This way teachers can get more students out to relief their daily stress on, and they won't get bored.
Come to think of it, what does hair got to do with discipline and manners etc etc? It suggests that MoE is also behid this conspiracy. Maybe MoE actually is the hair growing solution company, and they discovered a formula for the most effective hair growing solution. Then they created MoE...
No, i didn't just get caught for hair check. For the 1st time, i didn't lie in this blog.
...really
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