Announcement

I have an important announcement to make... from today onwards, i won't use the computer anymore!!

Yes... its a huge decision... my life will be vastly affected... thank you thank you!! For all the encouragement...

By the way, on the same note, i won't use the computer any less either!

Moustache

I think my mustache grow longer and faster now that i use shaving cream. I suspect there's a conspiracy between the shaving cream and hair growing solution companies. :(

Maybe the hands of the hair growing solution has gone to the barber too. You know, every time you go cut your hair, they spray some water on you? Maybe that's hair growing solution. So you get to visit the barber more often. Maybe the barber did a good job, but the hair growing solution made your hair longer the next day.

... What if the teachers already know about this, and are also conspiring together with the barber and hair growing solution? This way teachers can get more students out to relief their daily stress on, and they won't get bored.

Come to think of it, what does hair got to do with discipline and manners etc etc? It suggests that MoE is also behid this conspiracy. Maybe MoE actually is the hair growing solution company, and they discovered a formula for the most effective hair growing solution. Then they created MoE...

No, i didn't just get caught for hair check. For the 1st time, i didn't lie in this blog.

...really

Superman misunderstanding

A few days i ago... i accused Superman of being a pervert. then he said that he wasn't one. I thought about it, and came up with something.

The reason why people thought his a pervert... is because what he wears really looks like underpants. What they haven't realized is that.

Those, were not underpants.

The red portion is actually integrated into the pants itself. The whole pants is red and blue in design. That Superman's 1st pants.

His 2nd pants is a bit more unique.
His supposed to wear the blue stuff 1st, then wear the red one. The blue one is actually the underwear, not the red one. The red one is actually the pants. So, when superman is wearing that 2nd pair, his not a pervert in red underwear. His a flying man in blue underwear and red pants that looks like red underpants.

Another reason why Superman isn't a pervert: Those (under)pants hold a great story.

Once upon a time, Superman and his grandpa who designs pantyhose lives in a faraway village that is not on krypton planet. There was a competition by the village chief to design the village's best pants, with a huge grand prize. Superman and his grandpa were poor, and needed the money badly. But his grandpa only knows how to design pantyhoses, and could not design anything for the pants competition. Superman was still a child and of course could not design pants. His grandpa was sad that he could not enter the competition, but Superman was determined. He entered the competition using his grandpa's finest pantyhose in the pants competition.

Despite the harsh judging, the pantyhose shone with such radiance that the pantyhose won the pants competition. The village chief asked Superman why he entered the pants competition using a pantyhose, but Superman told him about his story, and insisted that the pantyhose was actually pants. The judges were moved. Then on, the pantyhose that Superman wears is known as his pants, and it became the village icon and costume. Google Superman pantyhose village, I'm sure you will find it somewhere.

And that was, the sad story behind the Superman pants. No, you didn't hear that story from somewhere before regarding loincloths.

Just thought of something...

If i did'nt know who Superman was, and i saw a person flying around in red underpants with tight clothes and a big S on it, i would definitely think that his a pervert.

LOVELESS

for noeing wut my msn nick means... D:

Loveless


Poem
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Prologue, joshou:

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end,
The goddess descends from the sky

kemonotachi no tatakai ga yoni owari wo motarasu toki
kura ki sora yori megami ga maioriru

Wings of light and dark spread afar,
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting...

hikari to yami no tsubasa wo hiroge
shifuku he to michibiku okurimono to tomoni

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Act I daiisshou:

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take to the sky.
Ripples form on the water's surface s
The wandering soul knows no rest.

shien no nazo sore wa megami no okurimono
warera ha motome tobitanda
amayoitsuzukeru kokoro no minamo(?) ni
kasukana sazanami wo tattete
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Act II:


Generously you are blessed with the Goddess' love
To hate the world, even as heroes.

oshiminai shukufuku to tomoni
kimi ha megami ni aisareta
sekai wo iyasu eiyuu toshitemo

Dreams of the morrow hath shattered soul
Pride is Lost.
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

asu wo nozomi te chiru tamashii
hokori mo tsui e
tobita tou ni mo tsubasa ha horeta

Such is... the fate of a monster.

kore ga monsutta no matsuru da

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Act III:


You will take flight?
Even if the world hates us so
A painful tomorrow is all that waits for you
Even twirling winds will not stop their flow

kimi yo tobitatsu no ka?
warera ha mikumu sekai he to
machiukeru ha tada kakoku na asu
sakamaku kaze nomida toshitemo

My Friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess.

kimi yo koi negai e
inochi hagukumu megami no okurimono

Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
nothing shall forestall my return.

yakusoku no nai asu dearouto
kimi no tatsu basho ni kanarazu mai modorou

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Act IV:

My Friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honour remains.
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess.

kimi yo in ga nari
yume mo hokori mo sude ni ushinai
megami hiku yumi yori sudeni ya ha hanatarete

My Soul corrupted by vengeance,
Hath endures torment,
To find the end of the journey in my own salvation.
And Your eternal slumber.

fukushuu ni toritsukukareta waga tamashii
kunou no sue ni
tadoritsukitaru ganbou ha waga kyuusai to
kimi no yasura kanaru nemuri

Legend shall speak of sacrifice at worlds end.
The wind sails over the water's surface
Quietly, but surely...

iza katari tsugan kimi no gisei sekai no owari
hito shirezu minami owaru kaze no gotoku
yuruyaka ni tashika ni
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Act V:

Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
nothing shall forestall my return.
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice

yakusoku no nai ashita dearouto
kimi no tatsu basho ni kanarazu mai modorou
kono sekai ga ore no inochi obiyakasu nara
chi no hate sora no kanata haruka naru minami
hisokanaru sei to narou
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Interpretation

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Prologue joshou

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end,
The goddess descends from the sky

kemonotachi no tatakai ga yoni owari wo motarasu toki
kura ki sora yori megami ga maioriru

Wings of light and dark spread afar,
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting...

hikari to yami no tsubasa wo hiroge
shifuku he to michibiku okurimono to tomoni

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Act 1 isshou

The infinite mystery
The gift of the goddess is what the three men seek
But their fates are scattered by war
One becomes a hero, one wanders the land
And the last is taken prisoner
But the three are still bound by a solemn oath
To seek the answer together, once again

shien no nazo
megami no okurimono wo sagashi motome sannin no otoko
shikashi sen ga karera wo hikisai ta
hitori ha eiyuu hitori ha hourou
nokori no hitori ha horyo tonaru
soredemo nao san nin no kokoro ha musu ba reteita
futatabi tomoni nazo wo toku toiu yakusoku de
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Act II nishou
Though the prisoner escapes, he is gravely wounded
His life is saved, however
By a woman of the opposing nation

horyo ha dassou ni seikou suru mo
hinshi no juushou wo ou
shikashi kareha ichimei wo toritomeru
kare wo sukutta no ha
tekikoku no onna deatta

He begins a life of seclusion with her
Which seems to hold the promise of eternal bliss

kare ha mibun wo itsuwari onna to tomoni inton
seikatsu wo okuru
sono kurashi ha koufuku de eien ni tsuduku to omowa reta

But as happiness grows, so does guilt
Of not fulfilling the oath to his friends

shikashi koufuku de arebaaru hodo
tomo to no yakusoku ga kare wo kurushi meru
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Act III sanshou
As the war sends the world hurtling towards destruction
The prisoner departs with his newfound love
And embarks on a new journey

senran gekika shi sekai ha hametsu he tsuki susumu
horyo ha koibito to no koufuku na kurashi wo shatete
tabidatsu koto wo ketsui suru

He is guided by hope that the gift will bring bliss
And the oath that he swore to his friends

megami no okurimono ga shifuku he michibiku koto wo negai
tomo to yakusoku wo hatasu tame ni

Though no oath is shared between the lovers
In their hearts they know they will meet again

shikashi futari ha yakusoku nado nakutemo
kanarazu futatabi meguriaeruto shinji atteita



http://tieba.pchome.net/post-175077-1-1.html
that site helped alot, along with some ff7 wiki

the origin of sumo wrestling

this is the reason why sumo wrestlers wear that loincloth and only that loincloth ...

Once upon a time, in a far away some country which is not Japan, there was a kingdom. A competition was held by the king for entertainment. The rules of the competition was simple. 2 players stand in a square tile which is approximately 2m by 2m and compete to push each other out. it was such that those able to buy and wear armour had the advantage.

However, there was a boy, who was poor, but needed to join the competition for the prize. because he was poor, he could'nt afford any armour, but only one loincloth... Everyone laughed at him for not using any armour at the competition, but the results shocked everybody.

the boy emerged as champion, and the king questioned him, why he had to use a loincloth and nothing else.

The boy answered: My family was poor, but i had to win no matter what, so i just had to try my best.

The king was touched. He decided to change the rules to that players can only wear one cloth around the hips during the match, so that the poor had no disadvantage, and also to commemorate the determination of the boy. The cloth was then named after the boy, whose name was Royeen Kroff.

Education Efficiency Epic Fail

When we grow up, find a job, our jobs usually focus on specific topics/subjects.
This means that... 90 ~ 99% of the stuff we learn in school ( not poly/university) are useless.
I don't consider teachers here since we're looking at the failure of the education system. Even if we consider them, that's still 1/10~ 1/8 of the subjects. ple who go to poly, and 12 years X 90% = 10.8 years for people who go to JC. The rest of the world should have wasted about the same amount of time, since they just use a slightly different system for grades. Other than this, students also became the jack of all trades, but master of none. Also, schools don't really teach any life skills, so job experience = 0, life skill = about 0.

the education in most parts of the world assumes that we don't know what we want, then wastes our time in school. because the world demands that we master all, we become less efficient, reducing the mastery in one subject that would help the future job. school also assumes that everybody is a morning person, thus deal a great deal of damage to people who need

According to this, it means that we lost about 10 years x 90% = 9years for peo to wake up early for about 10 years. i dun believe that humans are meant to be morning people...

i think that many people have already discovered this... but yet nobody is doing anything about it. Which means.
1. they are powerless.
2. They dun care
Which means that we are being controlled by something or someone. D: Its the conspiracy of some organisation who wants to waste 10 years of everybody's life!

conclusion:
1.I want my 10.8 years of life back
2. why educate us on stuff we don;t want to learn?
3. i dun even know what im typing about anymore, but at least it makes sense to me.
4. my brain is rotting
5. being led around by some organisation, i now dunno wut i used to want to be. or maybe i lost interest.

Pandaman

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

i saw 2 advertisements
that advertises about chocolate
but
the stuff they do in the ad
has nth to do with chocolate.......
1.cadbury eyebrow chocolate
de eyebrow advertisement

2. hl new/improved chocolate flavour milk............ in the ad, chocolate ELEHPHANTS are dancing/ sprouting around/ wutever u call that behind the hl bottle.

why eyebrows and elephants?

Discovering conspiracies in science

i tot........
what if,
theres an unknown theory /law that hasnt been discovered by science that can screw up all of the laws and theories of science.
then...... i also realised that laws and theories are actually stuff that are approved by many scientists......................
then........
how can we trust them
what if those laws are actually part of a conspiracy
or what if all the scientist make one mistake.

Learning fake theories... discovering fake stuff... all leading the world towards destruction...
Or maybe its true, but its intended for us to use it... then science will lead us to global warming and world destruction...
as we thought science would discover new ways to stop warming, maybe it does'nt work at all.

All being played around by the conspiracy.

i jus wan to sleep eternally.... and never wake up .....


Until a millenium later, i shall rise from the dead still in my 16 year old look.
then someone will find out im a 1016 yr old freak who still has a body of a normal 16 yrs old.
then ill be studied and resrchd by scientists all over the world.
the occult will gather for the theory of vampires, undead and zombies.
ill be forced like a lab rat to demonstrate and check for vampiric powers
ill be known as the 1st real vampire ever discoverd by science...
the definition of vampire/zombie/undead/wutever will then be defined by my example insted of fiction

but.... a vampire is a sinful existense.
seeking out to destroy this millenium old evil guy, 5 people shall gather to fight the forces of evil.

AH! After 1016 years im free! Time to conquer Earth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8RWeKkCprc

........ and that was how the power rangers came about.

1st day of Conspiring

For some reason or another... i decided to open this blog and put crap...
Anw, the title of the blog is inspired by a visual novel/anime/manga calld Welcome to the NHK! ( NHK ni youkousou!) Lots of conspiracies are in it.

Btw, i like drinking ice lemon tea, so I always stock up enough on ice lemon tea. But... they were gone without a few days. for the sake of my health i also bought some veggie drinks. but no matter how much i drink, they dun seem to decrease. so i came up with a conclusion.

Someone must have refilled veggie juice into the bottle.

So... a week went by with my veggie drinks not decreasing in volume. Then, yesterday midnight, i felt thirsty and went to take something to drink. unexpectedly, i saw this suspicious person refilling the veggie juice. someone i have never seen before. my theory was correct.

Of course, i asked why is he doing this. The guy said.............................................................................

nvm, its a boring story. i think its better not to continue it.