Whether there really are 100 i have no idea. But let's just fill in slots as i go, and bull crap the rest, shall i?
100. The Title
What is this? BLEACH! Nice logo!
So... what does it stand for? We have absolutely no idea.
It may be because Ichigo got 'bleached' of his powers. Maybe cause Ichigo 'bleached' his hair. Maybe cause Hollow Ichigo is a 'bleached' Ichigo. Maybe cause nearly all backgrounds are white. Maybe cause the volume cover is white.
Or maybe, the author just looked at the detergent near by. And thought : what name should i name this?
Yes! Thats it! Bleach! English! Its a cool name!
Yeah! Totally cool for a manga!! Japanese are bad at English anyway!!!
99. What happened to the background?
Ok, there are many examples for this, but the biggest offender is obviously the Ulquiorra death chapter.
Yea! I like empty panels with nothing in the middle!! Save ink! Save Earth!
Copy paste + a bit erasing FTW.
Because pictures speak a thousand words... oh wait...
Let's repeat Ulquiorra's death, just this time change it to black!
And page 4 gladly shows us the next point.
98. Pointlessly BIG Chapter Titles/Page
WHAT IS THIS HALF-ASSED PAGE TITLE?!
How to draw Ulquiorra: 1) Draw a Y. 2) Add a collarbone. 3) Now add some hair and shading. DONE!
And thank you for pointing out the heart at the wrong position.
Hurray for black ink taking up half the page.
''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper!''
''Wait a minute...''
''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''
*Draws a skull*
''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper again!''
''Wait a minute...''
''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''
*Draws wings and an insect head*
Imma fucking genius!
97. Every villain screams before their death
As title, everybody(well, except Ulquiorra and the females...) screams before dying.
Insects! Say that to the next screaming person!
Oooooh you can see!
Screaming detected.
*Writes Tousen on Death Note*
Even Aizen-sama screams before his Death-feat.
Yea.. Yea- Yeap. There it is... Aizen's dead.
Hmmm I see that your characters have very creative
dialogue before they die.
Just one more to prove my point...
How to be a Bleach villain:
1. Scream before you think you are about to die.
2. Scream even if you don't think you are about to die.
3. Things to scream include:
i) Bastard!
ii) I am powerful!
iii) You are weak!
iv) You hurt me how could you!
v) You hurt me now pay!
96. Espada 0 =.=
Weakling Yami appeared in bleach alongside Ulquiorra. Then every time he appears he gets owned by somebody. But no!! Yami has his time to shine! Yami is just for some unknown reason somebody who likes to keep all his power to himself! His a humble character!
Espada 0!!
''This is why its called BLEACH!!!!!!!''
*Hint lots of stuff disappear without any significant meaning.
Like the background, storyline, numbers, and Bleach's fans*
But....
Turns out his a weak piece of shit.
In the 1st place, whats the point of turning him into Espada 0?
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5 should be enough for nw.....
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