This happened 2 weeks ago

Just booked out, seating at the back of the bus with my earphones plugged in, all ready for home. Then 2 army men came to seat beside me. 1 wearing a smart 4 uniform, with the Sergeant rank. Another wearing the clerk black sleeved shirt and shorts.


''Do you know that you are not allowed to plug in your earphones while wearing your uniform?''

Because the volume was low enough, i was able to catch that. I plugged out the ear piece and gave a blank stare.
No, i do not know.

''Its a rule quite made quite long ago, because people like to take photos.''

As if people care about army men listening to music. I can totally imagine a headlines going ''BIG SHOCK! ARMY MEN LISTENING TO MUSIC ON BUS!!!!!''.

After a few unnecessary questions of which coy i'm from and those bullshit, they started to ignore me and started talking unimportant army stuff. 

''ASDWERTSADF   FUCK   ASDASDAF FUCKING ASDASAFASFAS!''

All the while i stared outside the window, listening to the pointless conversation going on with a swear word going in every sentence. At this point of time i really wanted to talk back.

Something like, '' Hey Sarge, if people actually cared about army men wearing headphones, they would plant microphones and spy cameras all around the bus just to capture your video swearing.''

NS is full of pointless stuff. Like this particular rule. Heh. Recalling back the Platoon commander(PC) interview, NS is either full of bullshit or stupid people.

''You know arh, exercise is a must one... Your swimming also. You might never know when you need these skills. When you left hanging on the cliff, then need to pull up how? Pull up still 0... Singapore whole island drown how? How can you survive when this island is surrounded by water?''

So bloody situational. By the same logic, everybody should take up flying lessons because god knows when we are the only person who can be the pilot of a plane. Everybody should go mountain rock climbing because god knows when we will need to climb down a mountain without help. Everybody should take up bomb studies because god knows when we will be beside a bomb. 

So many bloody irrational things. Why are the marching commands given in Malay? So we can waste time learning Malay? Why are recruits treated like shit? Once they are forced inside the army, the hierarchy system takes place. = No rights. I still remember they gave us a paper to sign, to let us acknowledge that we will join the army. AS IF WE HAVE A CHOICE. We don't.

Then, is the drawing and sending of arms(rifle). Before even drawing arms, you need to sign this crap, to acknowledge that you are responsible for the rifle. They claim that this paper, which is just one piece for the whole platoon, is bloody important. Furthermore, the space given for each signature is as small as the thickness of 2 10 cent coins stacking together. Then, when drawing and sending arms, there is a timing to meet, which ensures that everybody will rush like shit during the signing of the paper. 

If the paper was so bloody important, why give us so little space to sign? So that our signatures could be forged and other people can help us draw arm and lose our rifle? If the drawing and sending of arms was so bloody important, why the need to rush? Probably because it is not so bloody important. Look at the rifle. So bloody old, reeking of sweat and oil. God knows how old the rifle is and how many billion people have used it. Yet the army still finds a need to troll people, making it difficult for recruits and making the rifle seem more important that it should be.

The army system is old. The saying ''One for all, all for one'' is bullshit. After all we still follow the commands of the person at the top, which i imagine is just sitting at the chair smoking weed and drinking beer everyday. Its a bloody hierarchy. Once the person at the top falls, the people below have little authority to do things. 
It goes against the bloody logic of doing things by common sense and doing it for the benefit of all. 

Come to think of it... the world is the same...

100 reasons why Bleach(manga) sucks

Whether there really are 100 i have no idea. But let's just fill in slots as i go, and bull crap the rest, shall i?

100. The Title


What is this? BLEACH! Nice logo!

So... what does it stand for? We have absolutely no idea. 

It may be because Ichigo got 'bleached' of his powers. Maybe cause Ichigo 'bleached' his hair. Maybe cause Hollow Ichigo is a 'bleached' Ichigo. Maybe cause nearly all backgrounds are white. Maybe cause the volume cover is white.

Or maybe, the author just looked at the detergent near by. And thought : what name should i name this? 
Yes! Thats it! Bleach! English! Its a cool name!

Yeah! Totally cool for a manga!! Japanese are bad at English anyway!!!

99. What happened to the background?

Ok, there are many examples for this, but the biggest offender is obviously the Ulquiorra death chapter.

Yea! I like empty panels with nothing in the middle!! Save ink! Save Earth!

Copy paste + a bit erasing FTW. 

Because pictures speak a thousand words... oh wait... 
Let's repeat Ulquiorra's death, just this time change it to black!


And page 4 gladly shows us the next point.

98. Pointlessly BIG Chapter Titles/Page

WHAT IS THIS HALF-ASSED PAGE TITLE?! 
How to draw Ulquiorra: 1) Draw a Y. 2) Add a collarbone. 3) Now add some hair and shading. DONE!
And thank you for pointing out the heart at the wrong position.


Hurray for black ink taking up half the page.

''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper!'' 
''Wait a minute...''
''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''
*Draws a skull*


''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper again!'' 
''Wait a minute...''
''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''
*Draws wings and an insect head*
Imma fucking genius!

97. Every villain screams before their death

As title, everybody(well, except Ulquiorra and the females...) screams before dying. 

Insects! Say that to the next screaming person!
Oooooh you can see! 
Screaming detected.
*Writes Tousen on Death Note*
Even Aizen-sama screams before his Death-feat.
Yea.. Yea- Yeap. There it is... Aizen's dead.

Hmmm I see that your characters have very creative
dialogue before they die.
Just one more to prove my point...

How to be a Bleach villain:
1. Scream before you think you are about to die.
2. Scream even if you don't think you are about to die.
3. Things to scream include: 
   i) Bastard!
   ii) I am powerful!
   iii) You are weak!
   iv) You hurt me how could you!
   v)  You hurt me now pay!

96. Espada 0 =.=

Weakling Yami appeared in bleach alongside Ulquiorra. Then every time he appears he gets owned by somebody. But no!! Yami has his time to shine! Yami is just for some unknown reason somebody who likes to keep all his power to himself! His a humble character! 
Espada 0!!
''This is why its called BLEACH!!!!!!!''
*Hint lots of stuff disappear without any significant meaning. 
Like the background, storyline, numbers, and Bleach's fans*

But....

Turns out his a weak piece of shit.

In the 1st place, whats the point of turning him into Espada 0?

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5 should be enough for nw.....