Conspiracy in the exam hall

It's the big day. It's the . You enter the exam hall boasting with confidence, having never studied as hard before. Inside your mind, you know the exam is going to be a piece of cake. 

This is your exam. Don't worry. The fur aren't real. Its chocolate chips. 

Yeah, the hard part about the exam is the chocolate chips part. It's about having to sit in that chair and table enduring 2 to 3 hours. But the question is going to be easy. As easy as cake. You wished your friends and classmates(notice the and, they are probably different) good luck...

Dammit! I knew ''good luck'' had another meaning!

...And sat down. You sit down, and see that its 1 minute before the cake gets delivered. You then called the pizza to deliver 2 sets to your home while you enjoy the air-con and television. Since, why not?

No wait, we were talking about exams. 

By the way, i want to eat this.

Back to the exam, you sit down and wait for the cake to deliver. The invigilator goes to you and...

GIVES YOU A GIANT COCKROACH!

Alright just fooling with you. Thats a cake. Probably. I searched cake on Google images. 

You were given the paper. The invigilator looks at the time, asks the hall to check the paper. Okay, no problems. All is good. One answer sheet, one question booklet. No printing errors, brain is clear. Not feeling hungry, not going for the toilet for any moment. The invigilator gives the signal to start! Time to dissect and eat the cake!!

NOO!! I DON'T WANNA EAT THIS!! SPARE ME...

See, i told you its a cake. 

Flip! The exam is easy! You have more trouble catching Pokemon than solving these!

You look to your left and right. HAH! People looked troubled. You're going to end up the top of your class...  

''Hmm... The catch rate of Moltres is about...''

Whoops. You quickly turn back to your paper. You don't want to be accused of cheating just because your looking left and right.

...

After that arduous 2 to 3 hours, you feel satisfied. Your friends and classmates were discussing... And you knew all the answers. Even the teacher joined in the conversation and confirmed your answers were all correct. You can proudly say to everyone that you aced the exams...

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The results were back. And you opened the result slip... WHAT! YOU FAILED!

Impossible! The question paper had all your workings, and they were all correct. There must be a mistake! You phoned the markers. You complained. Requested to see the marked paper. Miraculously, they allowed you to see your answers...

DUN DUN DUN!! WHY HAVE YOU FAILED? 

You answered the solution for question 1 on the rough paper page, Q2 on Q1, Q 3 on Q2.... etc etc...

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Haiz

Maybe because i don't sleep enough. Maybe because i matured. Maybe because i'm bored... I started to feel emotionless towards anything this eyes and body encounters. Strangely, this emotionless feeling is present even when i show any emotion on the face. How to say this... The feeling is just like that of just watching another person. I feel like i'm living in the wrong body. Every time i look at the mirror, i suspect if i am even looking at my own face. 


Even when i'm thinking to myself, i feel like a different person in my mind. But come to think of it, how am i to know if this is a sort of dissociative identity disorder? And of course, being the person i am, i searched the internet. and HOLY CRAP! Look at this and this! Look under symptoms of dissociative identity disorder. And the 2nd link ... if your lazy to click here it is:


Depersonalization (or depersonalisation) is a malfunction or anomaly of the mechanism by which an individual has self-awareness. It is a feeling of watching oneself act, while having no control over a situation.Sufferers feel they have changed, and the world has become less real, vague, dreamlike, or lacking in significance. It can be a disturbing experience, since many feel that, indeed, they are living in a "dream".


I am pretty scary... Being able to predict my own sickness before it gets worse...  Let's take another highlight to symptoms of dissociative identity disorder.

• Multiple mannerisms, attitudes and beliefs that are not similar to each other

This, i feel this all the time. This i suspect is the exact reason why i failed my GP. I think one idea and the next idea contradicts the 1st.

• unexplainable headaches and other body pains

I feel this time to time. But its not unexplainable. I need more sleep...

• distortion or loss of subjective time

This scary shit is happening to me this year. No, rather it happened since school started when i'm dunno how many years old. It worsened last year. And this year is worse than last. Whenever i reach home from school and slack around... i then look at the clock and realize its 11pm already. 

• depersonalization

Look at the 1st paragraph of this blog post

• derealization
Derealization (DR) is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems strange or unreal. Other symptoms include feeling as though one's environment is lacking in spontaneity, emotional colouring and depth.

Yep, exactly what i'm feeling. Look at the 1st paragraph again.

• severe memory loss

It's pretty severe. No matter how many times i look at my organic chemistry notes, i always seem to forget them. You can tell me something 5 seconds before and i will forget it. This forgetfulness is also part of the cause that this blog hasn't received much posts this year. I forget my inspirations.

• lack of intimacy and personal connections

• auditory hallucinations of the personalities inside their mind

Remember how i said about whenever i'm thinking to myself, how would i know its not a split personality? What if it is? Then congratulations to my other personality who never talks to me. You have dissociative identity disorder and so have i.

Conclusion: It's confirmed. I have dissociative identity disorder.