Victor's Law of everything

''Everything exists for fun.'' - Victor Fong Hou Sing(October 25 2009), 1992 - present.

i created this law, and typed a thesis on it already. Its currently being sent to the World Association of Science to be appraised. 6 months later, i will be likely to know of whether it will be recognised as an official law. If you wanna read it, talk to me.

Why it is true:
Lets take why everything began as a start. Because christianity is the largest religion... lets take God.

So one day, God decided to create the universe, and man. Why? My theory is that he got really bored... and decided to do this out of fun. Why not other reasons? Hell, why would i work when i can play? Simple as that.

Your life is for fun:
Humans now exist to live as long as possible, get a job, earn money, eat, sleep, etc etc and die. No true purpose, but i say its for fun. Think about it... Why the hell do we work?
Work -> get money -> use money -> gain fun!
The basic idea behind unemployment and why people are scared. Its because without their job, they seriously can't have the requirements to have fun. Why do we study? To get a job. Thus, leading back to having fun.

The problem:
People are getting mislead by all the rules that we set. They failed to realise that humans are supposed to have fun. As such, humans are facing the problem of not getting enough fun.

what you should do, now that you know:
Go play. duh. unless you have fun doing work. then good job.

BulletBall

I have decided to take back my words from yesterday's post... The guy who invented bulletball is commendable!

Think about it. Which of you, are willing to dedicate 26 FRIGGING YEARS of your life to a dream? Which of you, will take a silly idea from which you thought and make it your dream? Are you really fit to laugh at him?! When you yourself live in a monotonous way and don't even have a dream?! Will you bet your whole life on the dream?! Are you laughing at a guy who bet his ENTIRE LIFE on his dream?!

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Actually. Yes. I AM laughing at this guy. I tried to convince myself that he was commendable... but... i just can't take it. At least not when 1 set costs 200 dollars and an extreme costs 2 times with nothing special. I can easily buy 2000 ping pong balls to play with those money... not that i would buy 2000 of them just to play that lame table game. MAH point!

Words can't describe this fail. Except Fail. Seriously

Today, i was surfing the net. And saw this article.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-ten-tv-audition-failures-finale/

And i highlight to you... NUMBER 1!!

At failing.

Watch the youtube video. if your lazy to scroll down just click this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk .

The video starts off with an impressive list of failures the guy did. then it proceeds to a nice introduction, which really is the only good thing about this.

The guy then proceeds to have a game with one of the judges... Without any rule explanation. Yes. That is all. All the game is about, is really just what a 3 year old kid can think about when there is a ball on a table. In 1 second. NOT 26 FRIGGING YEARS!! How did he improvise this idea thought in 1 second, or 26 years in his case? He added some patterns on the table, added 2 carboards by the side, made the table round, named it BulletBall, created an extreme version called BulletBall Extreme... Which doesnt have anything special except costing twice as much.

I can't really tell whether to laugh at him or sympathize with him when he said that all he had was... BulletBall.

Lets analyze what is wrong with BulletBall, in case you require 26 years to think of such a game.
- A 3 year old can think of it
- It costs $200+... for what can be bought for a few? wth?
- the patterns on the table serves no purposes. really. except to remind you of its ugly design
-Why the hell does it have so many ball when all you need is 1?
- what is preventing people from actually utilizing both hands and actually block the goal? nothing. =) except your conscious and pity for the person who ''invented'' this game.

Next time you want to sell everything you have to invent and use a game as your job... I don't know what to say, but good luck, congratulations. You have won the award for NUMBER 2!! At failing. if you insist on doing so... get some opinions first. Before you shame yourself on TV. or have the most glorious fail in TV history.

Exposing more conspiracies...

Today, i'm going to expose the plot behind advertisements. Ever read an ad, then thought : Wow! Sounds great...! ... So... what the hell does this funny looking thing does? The idea behind advertisements, is to attract people so they view it... Whether they actually use the product is another matter.

Look at the online ads for ebony. If your a pervert you probably clicked the ad already and signed up, just to disappoint yourself. ''Shit. Fake advertising.'' That isn't me, though. I find those a nuisance.

The problem:
Advertising is supposed to inform people of the product. It attracts people? Good. It says nothing? Bad. When i was searching ebay for a used ps2 the last time, i realised that the most important factor is missing in a lot of stuff that people sell.

Take a look at this sentence. '' Beautiful ps2 for sell. Modded can play many games.''

Dood. Anybody with a bird-brain and know what a ps2 is can tell you that it can play many games. The description fails to say what kind of games can be played, and what kind of package is included, whether the stuff are still functional, how to deal, and does not even leave any contacts. And actually, who cares whether your ps2 looks beautiful to you or not? Show a picture!

My advise :

Consumers - Ignore any advertisements that looks damn amazing, but really says nothing. Don't even buy the product. Their not telling you something for a reason. -> Scam.

Marketing agencies - The new age for advertisement is to critisize their own product. The new age is reverse psychology. People will think '' if its so bad why do people advertise it?'' and buy it. If you ever decide to use the conventional way of saying '' This is amazing! buy it!'' style, then include all and every single details that does not = your opinion. Even including the condition of every screw in the ps2 helps.

Today...

I flipped a coin a hundred times. I didn't for once landed on heads. No. Its not a cheat coin where both sides are tails. I didn't even land on tails. WHAT? Thats unpossible?

This was what the coin looked like:



''......'' ( He even went to the effort of taking a photo!)

Is that your thinking?
What i said was true. No matter how i flipped, it always lands on X-zone and the no value side. I can't land on heads or tails. Never mind the fact that i'm bored enough to take a photo of that.

Why is it even called heads or tails in the first place? The term must have first been called so by a scammer, and somehow managed to spread this. And why the hell can't people be specific which is heads or tails? Why not just '' I bet that it will land on the side with X-Zone instead of no value'', but '' This side ah, is heads. I bet the coin will land this side.'' As said before in previous blog posts, names really are getting more and more insignificant.

But seriously though, i don't really give a hoot whether your called makovnikov, newton, which order did you find out your laws, tom, dick, harry or potter. Unless your names happens to be Dick Assman or @.

The government...

Doesn't do any justification of their actions and policies. Or at least its not justified to normal citizens.

They didn't even do any justification for why should we be following stuff they made up. Why do we go to school? Why should we help contribute to the country? Why should we be forced to decide who to lead us when we don't want anybody to lead us? Why are you leading us? Why should we pay taxes because you say so?

They never explained anything.

Of everything, we can be certain that a lot of argument revolving the government are wrong in that the argument is useless to begin with. Don't question why the government did it. Question why the government exist. People say that this is life... live with it. Why should we? Because the government say so? WHAT? It feels like we all belong to the government.

Nowadays, even stuff we own aren't truly ours. Hey look! I own a Sony psp. I own an acer laptop. Anything we use have brands. And despite us paying for the items... we are paying for the brand which i don't really want. You produce an item, i like it, i buy it. I don't want your name on it! They say that we have more freedom now. Isn't it more like restricted since everything and anything we own are actually not own by ourselves? Even our names are not truly ours since we can't choose it.

It feels so screwed that everything seems wrong now. Certainly if a person rises as a revolutionary to overthrow the government system, i will support him. But it is likely that person will become a criminal just because the government says so. The government certainly has showed us that it doesn't really matter for what reasons you do things as long as you have power.

Transformation Zombie... 66.6% complete?

This blog, despite being called vicsconspiracytheory, doesn't really have a lot of conspiracy theories as i thought. Which lead me to remember one story.

One day... The 4 heavenly kings discovered that they have a major problem. They have FIVE people in their group. This, of course, is a problem, since they are known as the FOUR heavenly kings. Then they tried to come up with a solution.

They have to recruit more members to the 4 heavenly kings.

Yes, no typo. Yes, not ingrish. By adding more members... it solves the problem of 4 heavenly kings not being 4 heavenly kings.

Thats right. Names doesn't really matter anymore in this world. People have learnt... not to be deceived by names. Too much false advertisement is around in this world!

- this blog post has nothing to do with zombies
- ps3 slim isnt much slimmer
- Victor Fong Hou Sing doesnt own a housing estate
- Bleach(manga) isn't about detergent
- spybot isn't a tool for spying
-maplestory doesn't has anything to do with maple except the maple tree at its front page

Yes. Names hold no true value anymore... Just look at this!
http://wiki.name.com/en/10_Weirdest_Names
Who really cares about your name when there are names like Dick Assman and Brffffxxcllsmthsmth?

Next time you go out, never trust any names. A name like FairPrice will not guarantee any fair price. A japanese brand like Toshiba does not guarantee that the goods are Made in Jp...

maybe it would be amusing if i actually grow up to be a housing estate agent/ boss.