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This happened 2 weeks ago

2011-05-01T02:25:00.000-07:00

Just booked out, seating at the back of the bus with my earphones plugged in, all ready for home. Then 2 army men came to seat beside me. 1 wearing a smart 4 uniform, with the Sergeant rank. Another wearing the clerk black sleeved shirt and shorts.

''Do you know that you are not allowed to plug in your earphones while wearing your uniform?''

Because the volume was low enough, i was able to catch that. I plugged out the ear piece and gave a blank stare.

No, i do not know.

''Its a rule quite made quite long ago, because people like to take photos.''

As if people care about army men listening to music. I can totally imagine a headlines going ''BIG SHOCK! ARMY MEN LISTENING TO MUSIC ON BUS!!!!!''.

After a few unnecessary questions of which coy i'm from and those bullshit, they started to ignore me and started talking unimportant army stuff.

''ASDWERTSADF FUCK ASDASDAF FUCKING ASDASAFASFAS!''

All the while i stared outside the window, listening to the pointless conversation going on with a swear word going in every sentence. At this point of time i really wanted to talk back.

Something like, '' Hey Sarge, if people actually cared about army men wearing headphones, they would plant microphones and spy cameras all around the bus just to capture your video swearing.''

NS is full of pointless stuff. Like this particular rule. Heh. Recalling back the Platoon commander(PC) interview, NS is either full of bullshit or stupid people.

''You know arh, exercise is a must one... Your swimming also. You might never know when you need these skills. When you left hanging on the cliff, then need to pull up how? Pull up still 0... Singapore whole island drown how? How can you survive when this island is surrounded by water?''

So bloody situational. By the same logic, everybody should take up flying lessons because god knows when we are the only person who can be the pilot of a plane. Everybody should go mountain rock climbing because god knows when we will need to climb down a mountain without help. Everybody should take up bomb studies because god knows when we will be beside a bomb.

So many bloody irrational things. Why are the marching commands given in Malay? So we can waste time learning Malay? Why are recruits treated like shit? Once they are forced inside the army, the hierarchy system takes place. = No rights. I still remember they gave us a paper to sign, to let us acknowledge that we will join the army. AS IF WE HAVE A CHOICE. We don't.

Then, is the drawing and sending of arms(rifle). Before even drawing arms, you need to sign this crap, to acknowledge that you are responsible for the rifle. They claim that this paper, which is just one piece for the whole platoon, is bloody important. Furthermore, the space given for each signature is as small as the thickness of 2 10 cent coins stacking together. Then, when drawing and sending arms, there is a timing to meet, which ensures that everybody will rush like shit during the signing of the paper.

If the paper was so bloody important, why give us so little space to sign? So that our signatures could be forged and other people can help us draw arm and lose our rifle? If the drawing and sending of arms was so bloody important, why the need to rush? Probably because it is not so bloody important. Look at the rifle. So bloody old, reeking of sweat and oil. God knows how old the rifle is and how many billion people have used it. Yet the army still finds a need to troll people, making it difficult for recruits and making the rifle seem more important that it should be.

The army system is old. The saying ''One for all, all for one'' is bullshit. After all we still follow the commands of the person at the top, which i imagine is just sitting at the chair smoking weed and drinking beer everyday. Its a bloody hierarchy. Once the person at the top falls, the people below have little authority to do things.

It goes against the bloody logic of doing things by common sense and doing it for the benefit of all.

Come to think of it... the world is the same...

100 reasons why Bleach(manga) sucks

2011-01-26T10:05:00.000-08:00

Whether there really are 100 i have no idea. But let's just fill in slots as i go, and bull crap the rest, shall i?

100. The Title

What is this? BLEACH! Nice logo!

So... what does it stand for? We have absolutely no idea.

It may be because Ichigo got 'bleached' of his powers. Maybe cause Ichigo 'bleached' his hair. Maybe cause Hollow Ichigo is a 'bleached' Ichigo. Maybe cause nearly all backgrounds are white. Maybe cause the volume cover is white.

Or maybe, the author just looked at the detergent near by. And thought : what name should i name this?

Yes! Thats it! Bleach! English! Its a cool name!

Yeah! Totally cool for a manga!! Japanese are bad at English anyway!!!

99. What happened to the background?

Ok, there are many examples for this, but the biggest offender is obviously the Ulquiorra death chapter.

Yea! I like empty panels with nothing in the middle!! Save ink! Save Earth!

Copy paste + a bit erasing FTW.

Because pictures speak a thousand words... oh wait...

Let's repeat Ulquiorra's death, just this time change it to black!

And page 4 gladly shows us the next point.

98. Pointlessly BIG Chapter Titles/Page

WHAT IS THIS HALF-ASSED PAGE TITLE?!

How to draw Ulquiorra: 1) Draw a Y. 2) Add a collarbone. 3) Now add some hair and shading. DONE!

And thank you for pointing out the heart at the wrong position.

Hurray for black ink taking up half the page.

''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper!''

''Wait a minute...''

''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''

*Draws a skull*

''Fuck! I spilled ink on my paper again!''

''Wait a minute...''

''Yeah this makes for an excellent title page.''

*Draws wings and an insect head*

Imma fucking genius!

97. Every villain screams before their death

As title, everybody(well, except Ulquiorra and the females...) screams before dying.

Insects! Say that to the next screaming person!

Oooooh you can see!

Screaming detected.

*Writes Tousen on Death Note*

Even Aizen-sama screams before his Death-feat.

Yea.. Yea- Yeap. There it is... Aizen's dead.

Hmmm I see that your characters have very creative

dialogue before they die.

Just one more to prove my point...

How to be a Bleach villain:

1. Scream before you think you are about to die.

2. Scream even if you don't think you are about to die.

3. Things to scream include:

i) Bastard!

ii) I am powerful!

iii) You are weak!

iv) You hurt me how could you!

v) You hurt me now pay!

96. Espada 0 =.=

Weakling Yami appeared in bleach alongside Ulquiorra. Then every time he appears he gets owned by somebody. But no!! Yami has his time to shine! Yami is just for some unknown reason somebody who likes to keep all his power to himself! His a humble character!

Espada 0!!

''This is why its called BLEACH!!!!!!!''

*Hint lots of stuff disappear without any significant meaning.

Like the background, storyline, numbers, and Bleach's fans*

But....

Turns out his a weak piece of shit.

In the 1st place, whats the point of turning him into Espada 0?

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5 should be enough for nw.....

Prediction! How i will die!

2010-12-09T22:36:00.000-08:00

I will go to NS and receive BMT. This is where i might probably die. I will kindly illustrate this using choose your adventure style.

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A) The main character, me, is going to NS(national service). To cut long story short, i am now running like hell. But I have never exercised my whole life, so i am breathless already. The commando or whoever that guy is, is now shouting: ''RUN! RUN LIKE HELL! WTF YOU DOING! DONT STOP!!''

And now I have a choice! I can:

1. Continue running like hell! Go to post B to continue my adventure!

2. Retaliate! I don't want to run! I'm too tired! Go to post C!

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B) I use my remaining strength to bring my leg muscles to work. The breathlessness will not stop me. I must run, for it is my mission. But god, what is this dizzyness? I start to slow down. ''1 thousand push ups for those who run slow! Because i know they can't do it! Hahaha!'', shouts the commando. I continue to run despite the dizzyness. I don't want to do 100 push ups. No wait, is that the number he said? My head feels weird...

''By the way, we are a team! Anybody who stop = whole team kena push up!''

''WTF?! Oi! Fatass! Run faster la! Only you run so slow!''

I struggle to catch up... but just when i was about to catch up, a strange feeling gush towards my head. I faint.

YOU ARE DEAD.

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C) ''Fuck you! I can't run anymore la! I continue will die!!''

The commando only stares at me. The runners stop to look at us. After a deadly silence, the commando opened his mouth. ''What is it you say? You can't run anymore?'' The commando is apparently a pro at this. The deathly look he gave you seems to hint that you will die if you don't run (SPOILER!: You will : SPOILER!) Now i have another choice!

1. Start to run! I don't want to die! Go to post B.

2. Continue to retaliate! Continue reading....

''Yes! I had enough! I will seriously die if i continue. There is something called rest and start small!''

''It seems like you don't understand. You are now opposing the state. Now will you run or not?''

''No!''

''I understand. Men! Take him!''

2 mysterious man who looks like Niu Tou Ma Mian grabs my sweaty arms and dragged me towards an unknown building. I couldn't retaliate because i spent all energy running. On the way i fell asleep. Lol.

When i wake up, i'm in prison. A small envelope is just beside my bed. Or whatever prisoners sleep on. Apparently i am being sued and fined $10,000, for not following the Enlistment Act, which i had never even agreed or heard of.

NO, I AM NOT DEAD. BUT I AM FUCKED FOR THE REST OF

MY LIFE. THE GOVERNMENT WILL ENSURE THIS. JUST TO

GET AN UNFIT SOLDIER INSIDE THEIR ARMY. DURING

PRISON, I'LL PROBABLY SUICIDE.

YOU ARE DIE!

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Now, lets say i am not dead by the 1st week. By then the A Level results would be out. Now for the start of another choose your(my) adventure!

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D) I go to school and take the laminated paper. The results of my tests... I do not dare to see. I rush to the MRT immediately and lock myself in the toilet. If i have to see my results, i have to at least do it alone. The results:

GP: U

PW: R( There is an ant crushed inside the lamination. It is actually a C)

Physics: D

Chem: E

Maths: A

Econs : D

HOLY SHIT! IT SPELLS '' U R DEAD''!! But that isn't the part i should be surprised about! I literally am dead! Now! I have a choice!!!

i) Cry. Then suicide. Go to post E.

ii) Try to look for somewhere you can actually go to. Like a university? A job? Go to post F.

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E) I cried in the toilet. It was a silent cry. I opened my mouth but no sound came out. Tears gush out like a waterfall. Then i drown in the waterfall and die. No wait, i decided to suicide because it is just so damn sad. There are again, choices!

i) Flush my head in the toilet bowl and drown. Go to post X.

ii) Bang my head against the wall. Go to post Y.

iii) Run outside, strip naked then jump off the highest building i can find. Go to post Z.

Did i mention those posts don't exist? It doesn't matter its all the same anyway.

YOU ARE DEAD.

What did you expect? ''YOU ARE ALIVE.''? This is a choose your adventure game for god's sake. There are no happy endings. You either complete the game and feel sad at your life for reading this. Or you reach 40 different endings on how you died, then feel sad for your life that you read the whole book. Now go eat a pie and waste your life watching TV.

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F) I firm up. I would never cry over such silly things. There is definitely somewhere this life can go. Duh, its a choice!

i) Go to a Polytechnic. Go to Post G.

ii) Find a job! Do i have to say ''Go to'' every time? Post H.

iii) Set up a business. Post I.

iv) University! Continue reading this post.

For 2 years in NS(assuming i'm not dead), i have been submitting to random universities for a slot. They all rejected me. Now go back and choose post G, H or I.

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G) I go to a polytechnic. Hurray! They accepted me! Then i go back home and laugh at my mother because i said i did not want to go to JC. Then i laugh at myself because i wasted 2 years of my life to prove this point.

BAD END.

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H) I go find a job! They all rejected me! I go become toilet cleaner! I became the best toilet cleaner! I stay as a toilet cleaner because i'm the best toilet cleaner! I receive awards! But i am still a toilet cleaner!

TOILET CLEANER END.

!LOL!

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I) I tired of writing already. Can i stop? I can't? Damn you.

I went along the streets, wondering about a business plan and what to sell.

That's when this happened! I spotted a person from the future! He accidentally drops something! Its an item from the future! But its useful and can be created using materials from now! I start a business revolving around this! I became successful! I am rich!

RICH MAN END!

...

NO REALLY! A HAPPY ENDING! AREN'T YOU HAPPY?

Note: The above will never happen in real life. Now go eat your pie and watch some TV.

And because you hate me, the time cops come to capture me and lock me up, then alter my history and put me back after 50 years. I go back as a poor dip who begs for money everyday and get kicked by people. On the bright side, beggars are quite rich because lol $1/people begged.

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Its the holiday!

2010-12-07T10:01:00.000-08:00

This is bad. I realized that even though this blog's name is VCT, there aren't (m)any conspiracy theories. So this is why, this blog post will have at least one! Finally! But not that anybody reads this blog so who cares?!

Anyway, i received this mail:
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Dear Students,

We believe that your exams are finally over and you might be looking out for holiday jobs by now. So this is the right time!

Our company is looking for JC leavers from JJC, MJC, NJC, RJC and SAJC to work with us from Dec 2010 onwards.

Basic + Attractive Commission + Incentives (Overall bring-back pay: $1000 to $2500!!!)
5-days work week
Training provided

If YOU

are open-minded and willing to learn
have (or would like to develop) good interpersonal, organizational, negotiation and presentation skills
are result-oriented, self-directed; takes initiative, and have a positive mindset and integrity
are able to work as a Team
can commit to work for at least 3 months

*Students leaders (OGL, CCA, and others) will be an advantage.

Interviews will be conducted from 8^th to 15^th Dec 2010 only.

For interested parties, please call Ms. Violet at 93883031 or Ms. Evelyn at 96577870 to arrange for an interview or for further enquiries.

The interview will be conducted at:

EmitAsia (S) Pte Ltd

791A North Bridge Road, Singapore 198759

* Our office is located at a row of shophouses facing North Bridge Road, between Jalan Sultan and Jalan Klapa. Our unit is just beside a Chocolate shop and we’re on the 2nd floor.

For location, please refer to http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?cid=2882025819323148059&q=emitasia

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I have no idea who sent this to me. But i can tell you this is a scam AKA a conspiracy, for the following reasons:

1. HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL?! SAY IT!! WHERE IN MY BATHROOM DID YOU PUT SPY CAMERAS?!

2. Not once, did they mention what sort of company they are.

3. The title sent to me was 'Temp Job for JC Leavers (Earn up to $2500!)'. It was obviously just to garner your attention because they later mentioned it was $1000 to $2500. In case you have no idea, this means that you will earn $1000.

4. The company involved, is obviously very biased. One they find members only from these 5 JCs. Two, they say that leadership positions will be an advantage. Bullshit because 'was a leader' =/= 'better for the job'.

5. This section:

If YOU

are open-minded and willing to learn
have (or would like to develop) good interpersonal, organizational, negotiation and presentation skills
are result-oriented, self-directed; takes initiative, and have a positive mindset and integrity
are able to work as a Team
can commit to work for at least 3 months

Now, tell me. From which motivational program did you get this from? This offers ABSOLUTE NO IDEA on what the job is. Every point is very vague because everybody has at least a bit of those qualities in them. Useless section is useless.

6. ''Our unit is just beside a Chocolate shop''. YAY CHOCOLATE. No, i would not be tempted by food.

Finally, i give a big fuck you to the sender of this email because:

For 18 years, i never once had a 3 months break. Its a damn 3 months break! After that 3 months i'll go into NS and be a slave to the government! Now you want me to practice being a slave, of a company whose origins are unknown?!

And just hold it. Don't start to argue that i never had any break from 0 years old to 7 years old. That logic is stupid as hell. You expect a kid to work like an adult? For that 7 years, i have just followed around what my parents said to do. And uh, my parents just follow what the government wants them to do somehow or another. In fact, at the ripe age of 18 i'm still doing the exact same thing.

Exams

2010-10-28T10:17:00.000-07:00

The exams of today, are not simply just a test of academic abilities. For one, it tests our ability to hold in our pee and shit and think. For 2, it tests our ability to shit and pee before the important things take place.

How does the exam test that? They restrict you from going out to the toilet 1 hr from the start of the exam and 1 hr before the exam ends. For your information, most examinations are less than 2 hours.

Now, i understand that they want to prevent cheating, but that is just stupid.

After a math mock, i remember a teacher went up to the front and said: ''You shouldn't go to the toilet 5 mins before the exam ends! We don't allow that! Also, you should use the time to do your exam! Don't waste time!''

Now, imagine you are going to shit your pants, but barely. Just imagine it, disgusting as it may sound. Now you frantically rush to the door, reaching for the toilet. But then, an invigilator stops you.

''Let me go to the toilet! Please! I'm shitting my pants!''
'' NO! ITS THE RULES!''
''Please! I'll be back in 5 to 10 minutes, just let me go and it will save a lot trouble!''
''NO! DO YOUR EXAM! DON'T WASTE TIME! ITS THE RULES!''
''No seriously, i need to relieve myself. ''
''NO''
''Alright, i know you want to prevent cheating. YOU CAN LOOK AT ME SHIT! HAPPY?! NOW LET ME GO!''
''NO! ITS THE RULES!!''

The exam is evil. 1st, you have to pay an exorbitant fee to stress yourself out. People pay the service industry for excellent service. For exams, you pay people to spit on you. Perhaps worse, is that you are FORCED to pay.

I don't get the reasoning behind ''not going to toilet = save time''. Seriously how is going to the toilet so i can refresh myself and think better a waste of time? This is exactly why this society is so fucked up. People grow up following the rules without understanding the reasoning behind the rules. Then they just follow, and enforce it on people who knows nothing, who then grow up to be like them...
''You have to go to school, and study every hour of the day and week until you grow up because apparently it makes you rich somehow''
''Don't stand up to that evil king, because he kills everybody, and apparently everybody hates him, but we don't know why we listen to his every commands''
''Cut your hair, because apparently the rules say that the less hair you have the more disciplined and the more you are a good person.''
''The iPhone 4 is the most popular phone, so it is the best phone. Everybody says so.''

I say bullshit. The people enforcing such rules are like batman in the following video:

Whose fault?

2010-10-19T21:13:00.000-07:00

A problem of food wastage... whose fault is it?

Lets say, there is a child who don't like to eat veggies. When he doesn't eat the veggies in his meal, whose fault is it? 'The child's fault!', you say?

You are wrong!

1st party at fault: The cook.

If a person doesn't like to eat veggies, it is because the food tastes bad. Why does it taste bad? Because the cook isn't able to deliver a dish that is of the consumer's taste. The cook sux.

A good cook will be able to cook any ingredient and make it delicious! (assuming the ingredients are edible in the 1st place, duh) A good cook also knows how to make full use of his ingredients. Feeding his recipe to a child who will throw away the food =/= good use of ingredient.

2nd party at fault: Parents, or whoever brought that kid up.

When kids don't eat a particular food, the parents blame them for being picky. Don't waste food!

In actuality, the parents are the ones wasting food. They totally know that the child hates the food. Why deliberately pick a food that the child hates and not other alternatives? There are so much types of food in this world.

2nd. Why does the kid hate the food? It's because the parents didn't give him/her the food that tastes good. For example, i love cabbage. But in actuality, most cai fan cabbage doesn't taste that good ;_; . The reason i still like cabbage is because the cabbage i have eaten the 1st time actually tastes good.

Which is to say, they are force feeding kids to hide the fact that they are incompetent in choosing food, or cooking them.

3rd party at fault: The restaurant/menu.

When you order western food, do you order the chicken chop for the chicken or for the salad? The chicken, for obvious reasons.

In short, if i order chicken chop and don't eat the salad, its not because i like wasting food. I didn't order it in the 1st place. So why did you serve me salad?! The menu is inflexible and the restaurant is in the wrong for setting the menu.

Of course you can say that i know salad is inside so why don't i switch it for beans? I still blame the restaurant. Because:
1. The menu didn't write the option of changing. (just look at KFC menu, they write we can switch mash potatoes for cheese fries... if we pay more)
2. For extensive customer service you could have asked.
3. I don't like any of the veggies so theres no dif. Menu is limited.
4. If i choose to remove the salad the price won't go down... I'm lazy to ask. Restaurant failure for not considering the customer's point of view.

Cheating in exam

2010-09-17T01:33:00.000-07:00

Estimated chem p2 : 40/72
estimated Phy p2: 45/72

uh......................................................

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2 days ago (during the maths exam), i thought. You know that people can make apps on the GC?

Everytime, those examiner just want to check whether you cleared, they just check whether your GC got the ''Cleared for Singapore'' thingy. So basically, if you make an app which shows that screen and just that screen, you can cheat!

During exams you can play super mario on your GC! Because the exam hall is so big unless you raise your hand nobody will notice! Not even students because they are doing their exam!

Oh American police...

2010-09-14T23:58:00.000-07:00

My prediction of my grades:

Econs: 19 + 15 + 9 = 43/85

Chem P3 : 44/80

Math P1 : ?/100 Not even time to estimate. I'll say a D.

We'll see how accurate they are...

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What happens when stupid people go on the internet? What happens when those stupid people also happen to be the ones enforcing the law?

THIS:

Hilarious shit considering that these people just mistook an internet meme for a real criminal. Now every bear mascots out there will be considered a pedophile ^^.

Seriously a pedophile doesn't have to be in a bear suit to be considered a pedophile.

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Because i don't feel like chionging for physics i'll make my post longer. =/

What should i write about? Lets see...

Even though assembly is pretty pointless, let's talk about my school's assembly. Everyday, the sun would be glaring towards us while having assembly, making sure that ultraviolet rays are there to spoil our eyes. Heres a diagram to show how the sun glares:

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| Ceiling |

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wall | | Sun | |

| | | |Wall

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Stairs/Steps/ Stadium seats

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Track/Us/Stupid people gathering for assembly

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''You know, you needn't draw a diagram just for this kind of stupid stuff.''

Yeah. Anyway, I dunno what many people are thinking, but i have no idea why these few days those people announcing stuff like to say ''Students you can try to get out of the sun.''

Just install a great human invention called the curtain. =/

....

Nobody thought about that? How clever am i! Even though that thing is pretty big installing a curtain shouldn't be too expensive. After all, our school has enough money to spend on making a TV in front of the General Office that display nothing except nothing ^o^. If their stingy(yeah a huge piece of cloth is more expensive than a flat screen LCD TV) we can just use old clothes(we're being environmentally friendly here. Seriously a flatscreen LCD TV that displays nothing but light saves us the trees used to make paper.) to hang there just to block the sun. How difficult is that?

Or maybe the teachers in our school wants us to ''see the light'' everyday. By seeing that light we are reminded of God who ensures that we ... i don't know. Ask a Christian. =/ Maybe the LCD flatscreen TV is also part of their scheme to make us see the light. Because, you know, that LCD flat screen TV does nothing but displays light...

Personality

2010-09-11T08:44:00.000-07:00

Today, i thought about my personality. My personality is one who is unsocial, dark, maybe shy, lazy. Hmmm...
Is that right? Something seems wrong. The me that i know isn't that negative. But why do i categorize my personality as such? Isn't it because that is how others see me as? Then, my personality should be different from people to people. My personality in front of my parents. In front of teachers. In front of classmates. In front of friends. In front of strangers. In the internet. On my blog. Talking to myself...

Persona, a mask in society.

If you think about it this way, no matter how i act differently from how you imagine, you shouldn't be surprised.

The me today is different from the me tomorrow and yesterday.

The me in front of you is different from the me in front of another person.

Bits and bits of impressions of me form my personality. But in the end, is this how i know myself? Hmph. Maybe the way i'm acting and thinking now is partly because of how others think of me but not what do i think of myself. I don't like this. Getting controlled by society... Not only my life but my personality as well..

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I'm dead for my prelims @_@. Not that i would normally really care but society has this much expectations...
Damn the old people who control society.

And damn it. Why does society equate results as one's worth. If you get good results you are a good boy. If you show likable personality you are a successful and impressionable young man. Damn the selfishness! They just wanted to see results that are good to themselves. In the end how much worth is the 3 stick figure 'A' worth to me? Naught! Zero! Nothing!

Surely, when i get good results i feel good. But that is only because they stop pressuring me. They stop bothering me. In the end... i feel so empty. The amount of time i spend on is just to get... this piece of shit? What do i hope to achieve by getting this laminated paper that, depending on how many stick figures there are on it, can make people think '' This is an impressionable young man with a bright future.'' or ''This is a stupid fool, i should leave him alone.'' No matter what they think of me, i don't care! Fools who judge base on sticks should remain fools. But why does my life have to be affected so?

Of course i know the answer to that question. Because i am poor and do not have social influence on people in the world. If only my parents had groomed me the proper way to earn money = power... instead of following stupid society... Oh. Just in case you misunderstand. It's not that i desire a lot of money. It is just that society desires money to remain, and that it is representative of power. What i want is power. Call me selfish for wanting to change society to suit myself... but what is wrong with that? In the end power prevails. those who don't have power are swallowed by those who have it...

Ahhh!!! Why won't the stupid people of this world start to become smarter?

As expected...

2010-08-28T23:10:00.000-07:00

I have wasted my saliva. Talking to my mother just proved that she indeed doesn't understand me.

She doesn't understand that her son doesn't work well under pressure.

She doesn't understand that her son is different from other people in what he likes.

She doesn't understand that her son is someone who doesn't like being forced.

She doesn't understand that her son, on being forced, likes to do the opposite of what is told to him.

She doesn't understand that her son thinks that there is no point in going to school.

She doesn't understand that her son has no aspirations.

I told my mother, ''I have no desire to go to the university.''

Big fuss.

''How can you say that?! That should be your dream! Your responsibility!''

Selfish! How can that be my dream if i have no desire to do that? How is that my responsibility when she's the one who pressured me into going to the university?!

Shortly after that, i asked her, why was i born then? Why did she give birth to me?

She smiled and tried to avoid the question, saying its a natural thing.

Pfft. She doesn't understand. She thought i was asking about sex education. What i want was to hear the purpose of my life. What was she thinking when she decided to give birth to me. Was her answer a selfish one? Or was it because she loved her own flesh?

She then continued, ''How can you give up?! This is your golden opportunity! Your only job now is to study!''

She doesn't understand. I wasn't giving up, and i repeatedly told her that. Having no desire to go to the university IS NOT the same as quitting school. Hahaha. How wonderful is school. I have no back road anyway. Once i quit i have no other skills that would help me live. So much for education. They force you to go through a grueling 10 (+2) years of it. Then you realize, if you quit, you have nothing. There is only one path to go.

Yet, why doesn't anybody understand that simple logic that what they teach at school is useless to helping us survive? Why doesn't my mother understand?

The conclusion was that my mother is an idiot.

I shouldn't have said anything to her in the first place. Now she is doing exactly everything that will make my life miserable and fail.

Pressure.

Forcing her own dreams on me.

Telling me what to do even when i have no desire to do so.

...

What's the use of such a life? The system made by humans can't be changed by humans, even when everybody realizes its uselessness. ... Everybody? Or is it just youths? The adults are useless. Once presented by a bigger power like the government, they become cowardly. They have no desire to protest. They have no desire to improve. ''Just follow the flow. Do what everybody else does.'' Thats what all adults do. Even when they have the power... The rich and powerful are like this as well. Just because they are already settled, they don't give a hoot. With the system being given to them, they abuse it and turn it into what is convenient for them. ''Just follow the flow. Do what everybody else does.'' Thats why the current system doesn't improve.

What i fear now is that i would grow up to be such useless adults. Or that i am the only one having such thoughts. What if even my friends doesn't understand this? Haiz... I can only blame the education system for being successful then, if i ever become such an adult. If they successfully turn everybody into having such thoughts. Not having aspiration. Just doing what everybody else does.

I want to fight the system. But what power do i have? Everybody, even i, think like this. ...but what can i do to persuade them? By destroying the government? Becoming a terrorist? Becoming the president? Going by the flow then changing it from within will never work. I will just be swallowed by the system. Even if i become the most powerful man in the political system, this will never work out well. If there is any God or Devil here, i don't mind giving my soul away if i can obtain power. This life is useless as it is, just going by the flow, anyway.

Singapore news + ''favorite food''?

2010-08-04T04:20:00.000-07:00

This has been bothering me for a while... but Singapore TV news is damn slow isn't it?

Last time, when they announced that people reported that there are reception problems with Iphone 4... i already knew about it. About few days ago.

Today, they reported about Japan's oldest person actually being dead for 30 years already, while collecting more than $100,000 of pensions.... I already knew about it 1 week ago.

Why is it called news if i already know about it? Haiz... In fact Singapore TV has nothing of interest to me. No interesting channels, repeated broadcasting, requiring a license just to watch TV... I wonder why people still watch TV in SG.

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This has been bothering me for a while also.

When people talk about their favorite food, i always wonder how people can give straight answers.

For example, lets say that someone says that his favorite food is Chicken Rice. Who cook that Chicken Rice? Which Chicken Rice stall? What mood were you in when you eat Chicken Rice?

In other words, the problem lies in that the answer isn't specific enough. One stall's chicken rice tastes differently from another stall's chicken rice. Also, what mood you were in when you ate that chicken rice and decided ''Chicken rice, i choose you!(as my favorite food)'' is also important.

Also, its also pretty inaccurate to just say a food name as your favorite food. When you choose what is your favorite food, there is definitely one time where you ate that food and thought that it was damn nice.

But if you think about it, what if the person whose favorite food is chicken rice 1st ate chicken rice at a chicken rice stall that sells the most disgusting chicken rice? He would then avoid eating chicken rice anymore because of the trauma.

So what made him make chicken rice his favorite food? He ate nice chicken rice the 1st time, then continued to eat it, because its nice, presumably from the same stall. Then any other chicken rice that is worse than that particular stall becomes bad chicken rice.

So, when you say what is your favorite food, please answer in this way:
''Chicken rice from XXXX. Btw, on XXXday its not that nice because XXXXXXX.''

The cursed boy and 2 lame-ass rules(among other lame-ass rules) of his school

2010-08-02T04:46:00.000-07:00

I am cursed. Or at least my umbrella is. I have no idea why but every umbrella i bought will break when it finally rains. Like on Friday, i finally left school, then swung my umbrella for a bit and woosh the handle went flying.

The umbrella broke into 2. OTL

Maybe its a signal. Maybe its telling me that i don't need umbrellas. Maybe its telling me that i should act romantic and sing in the rain.

No, not romantic at all.

OR maybe, its telling me that i shouldn't mind about the conventions of mankind. If it rains, it doesn't mean i have to use an umbrella. Similarly if theres school it doesn't mean i have to go. Its telling me to be different! To be unique! To create a revolution!

All just because my umbrella keep breaking? Okay maybe not really.

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School is lame-ass. Everybody knows that. But there are 2 even more lame-ass among the lame-ass rules among the school rules. I don't know about you, but the 2 lame-ass among the lame-ass rule exists within my school.

1. You are allowed to wear your PE-shirt to school, but only if its the 1st period.

Notice the 1st period in italics. Yes, they are pretty anal about that. They have no considerations whether your PE doesn't have any break before for you to change, they have no considerations whether your PE is after the 1 hour assembly on Thursdays.

It has to be the *1st* period of the day.

WTF? Then whats the point?

On Thursday, theres a 1 hour assembly. Right after that assembly is PE. So, i was in the assembly in my PE attire... Then came the teacher.

''Why are you in your PE attire?''
''We have PE right after assembly.''
''But is it the 1st period!!''
''No, but its RIGHT AFTER assembly.''
''I know, but is it the FIRST PERIOD!!!!!!!''
''No,'' *headaches* ''ITS RIGHT AFTER ASSEMBLY!!!!!''
''SO IS IT THE 1ST PERIOD!''
*blood bursts out of head*
''We have guests(the Watoto Choir) this morning. Don't embarrass yourself and change into your attire now.''

Seriously, i'm pretty sure people have no desire to see a school so inflexible and foolish.

And oh yeah, i swear that the guests don't really care. After the performance started, a lady in the choir started walking through the stage even though she has no role so far. She was totally like ''Oh yea i won't even bother looking for the backstage so i'll just walk the front stage muahahahah.''

2. You are not allowed to leave school before 1pm.

And they mean it. Even if all your teachers are miraculously sick for that day, even if your lesson ended before 1, even if your house is burning, even if the world is ending, school will not allow you out until 1pm. Just kidding about the last 2( but who knows maybe they will really do it).

Seriously, i was standing there at the side gate, waiting. And theres the security guard waiting for the exact time of 1pm to open the gate. I go to the main gate. Another security guard says ''Not yet 1pm''. What are they? Robots designed by society and the government? Of course they are!

And what is this?! Is school a prison?

OH-... What am i saying.

School is worse than prison.

The Observer

2010-08-02T04:06:00.000-07:00

This world is very different from where the observer came from. In his world, everything is perfect. There are no prejudice. No wars. No conflicts. People have complete trust for each other. There is no money as well, for its existence is unneeded.(even though it was considered for, but soon people realize that it's obsolete)

Paradise. That's what people would call the place the observer came from.

But this world the observer currently exist in now, is very different. People are foolish. Selfish. Unable to trust.

Being the polar opposite of Paradise, this place, called Reality, could be considered Hell.

Ever since the observer was born, that was what he thought.

The beginning of his life was simple, similar to Paradise. Life wasn't bad as a 1 to 6 years old. All the observer had to do was watch the world as it is. Most children don't know how to doubt. Life was like paradise.

Then came education. The observer soon forgot his purpose. His aspirations. The world, led by an unknown force, created many things. Money and education are but one of these mysterious objects that puzzles the observer.

People are forced to take education. Then forced to make a choice, even when they have no idea what to choose. People are unhappy about it, but nobody made complains. Everybody was led by the unknown force and the few powerful people that governs the Reality. They say its for the better, but the observer knows better. If it is truly for a better tomorrow, then why are people unhappy? Education is indeed a paradoxical existence. To make ourselves happy, we make ourselves suffer.

Why is the observer called the observer? Even he does not know. The only thing he knows is that this world is not for him. But there is nothing he can do. He is just an observer. Unless he obtains unlimited power, he can never change Reality to Paradise.

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School is a waste of time... But i wouldn't know how to use the time i saved. Maybe i forgot. Maybe i don't have it in the 1st place. I feel like this world doesn't really matter anymore...

How long more?

2010-07-28T06:05:00.000-07:00

... for do i have to continue this dead life? I feel dead at school. No thats wrong... i may be really dead at school. The only thing i sought for when at school. The only thing i long for... is home. Everything at school feels pointless. Everybody seems to be smiling and laughing. How much of these are forced? How much are faked? How much are to conceal their unhappiness?

For what, do we continue if all we have is pain...

Will be pointlessness continue until i complete my education...

No.

It will continue.

As long as i don't have money... these pointlessness cannot stop. Yet this pointlessness must continue. Because society demands it. Because society says that it brings us money. IF WE DO THIS POINTLESS CRAP, WE WILL BE RICH LIKE FUCK! Get a high paying job! Get high income!

BE RICH LIKE FUCK THEN USE YOUR MONEY TO GET YOURSELF A LIFE.

...What pointlessness... We do pointless things to continue doing pointless things.

For what then, have i started to do these pointless things? Why have i not stopped?

Do i like it?

What a foolish question... I HATE IT

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!

Thats right... I am already dead.

The only place and time i feel at ease... Is when i watch the illusory world of stories. Ahh... How beautiful... the dreams... the emotions... the characters not present in this world...

When will i join them?

...

Never... until i obtain unlimited power... money... or when someone with similar thoughts gain them.

The people in this world... the modern world... have little dreams. They say they want to do those things... but those are mere wishes. Mere wants. Admiration.

Definitely not a dream.

They find excuses to not pursue them. And yet even when it is obtained, their desire is not satisfied.

When given unlimited power, they give up their dream.

Right. What people wish for is money! And to obtain it, somebody else will have to lose it!

There is no turning back already. The world has wished for this... There is only 3 paths left for me to go.

Continue this pointlessness and die pointlessly.

Continue this pointlessness, become one of the rich like fuck, end my own pointlessness. Then restart my own pointlessness. Then die pointless.

Obtain unlimited power. Change the world. End this pointlessness.

Note: This is not a suicide note, despite all the hints that seems like it down there... I would rather end the world then kill myself. Suiciding because of the foolishness of other people is stupid.

I Hate School

2010-07-19T04:58:00.000-07:00

It is not that simple as the hate a delinquent harbors against his/her school. Of course, i hold the same hate towards school. School is pointless! Waste of time! Waste of childhood! Energy! Money! Resources! People!

Every time i see charities building schools, teaching the children of those poor nations. I think. What the fuck? Just give them decent jobs. Teach them the skills required for the jobs and just skip school. Keep the money for making the school, give them food or something.

But, what does it mean to hate school? Why does school exist in the 1st place? The answer is simple. To allocate jobs to people with relevant skills according to their results. People have no dreams! No aspirations! They don't know what they want to do, but are forced to do so, and choose anyway! Why do we need to take so many subjects and not just one? Why do we study subjects half-assed then discard them when we get jobs?

Looking at the non-academic side, its a bunch of bull-shit as well. Moral education? Just pushing their own beliefs on how we should live on us. Is this not a form of brainwashing?(not that it succeeded) Comments on your character from your teachers? Merely a bunch of words. Words can be beautified with sufficient skills of language. Easily. For example, what is an over-ly obsessed fan of a certain music group called? A pervert or retard. In other words, he is ''passionate about music'' and ''makes the time and effort to fervently pursue music''. What is CCA achievement? Leadership skills? You think your achievements on such a small scale actually matter?

Enough about schools. Then, why allocate jobs to people? Because the world has to progress with activity and people need to live. Why can't we just give jobs to people then? Why do we need to live? How are we going to live? Money.

Money.

Money!! Yes- the root of all problems lies here. And why did money exists? 1st, people shared. As they grew uglier, people want to keep something for themselves. It was no longer ''you need it, i give you la!''. Its ''you need it, you BETTER give me something i need.'' Then butter trade. Then stones as exchange. Then money.

Which means, my hatred for school is not to just the institution itself. It is to hate money - to hate mankind itself! Humans are ugly! Selfish! They weren't able to trust each other, giving birth to unnecessary conflicts and stuff.

Why waste resources on military forces? Why, when people are teaching and telling us that it is right to donate to the poor, money is NEVER eliminated? Because, the purpose of money reveals the truth! People inherently wants to be better, stronger than others. When donating, you never donate half your assets. You donate a fraction. Then, you go back home and waste more than you just donated. Why, i don't hear the most powerful people devoting at least half their assets but only a mere fraction to aid others? Why, do i get the feeling that the most generous people are poor? Because money, is less of a part of their live.

Why do people steal? Rob? Kill? Make meaningless conflicts in the name of religion! Territory?!

If only, i had unlimited power or money...

...

Foolish human beans...

Another Strange Dream

2010-07-17T00:16:00.000-07:00

In my dream, i was reading a novel in my bed. That is nothing special, but why does it feel like i was really reading the novel? I can remember that every word of the novel was read out. The sad thing is, like all dreams i forget more than half of them the moment i woke up. So i don't really remember the words! But it feels like a professional writing the words. At least in the dream. How can i think of professional words when i'm not professional? Is it because its only a feeling(no words are actually read out...)? Is it because i am pro?

Because i woke up, i forgot most of the story already. The only thing i remember about the story is that :
1. It is interesting. Enough for me not to want to wake up...
2. There are 10 creatures or 6 (i remember these 2 numbers appearing, with 6 appearing at the last page of the chapter). They are 10/6 different characters. Of which, 1 is a zombie. 1 is a vampire. The rest.... i don't remember. Waking up sucks. If only i can write out the novel as i dream.
3. The creatures are somehow linked together(duh, its a story). Could be a house, or whatever.
4. The creatures shouldn't exist in this world (anymore? i can't remember if its 'anymore' or 'in the 1st place').
5. The creatures are probably the only ones in the world?
6. They, somehow have 6 descendants who are about to be in the REAL story.
7. I was reading the prologue of the story.
8. Somehow, the prologue of the story seems to be a mix of a prologue AND the author's words, commenting on why the creatures were created by the author and etc stuff on why the author didn't do other stuff.
9. I don't remember the cover of the book nor the title...
10. I remember something about foolish Italian(actually, i don't really remember the country. It could be even somewhere that doesn't exist) women drinking wine to find that the wine contains something. (its a 2 word phrase that isn't in English. The me in my dream who was reading it thinks its a bomb, but later thought that it could be poison or drugs.)

Exactly when i finish reading the 1st chapter/prologue/author's words, close the book, and ready to sleep. I woke up. The timing was too perfect. It is as if someone planned this dream.

Then i woke up IRL, thinking what a dream! I must write that novel! But my memory doesn't allow me to do that because more than half of the dream is gone.

Who planned that dream? Is it my inner conscious wanting me to write a novel? Is it the ghost of a novelist possessing me to give a dream to write his novel? Is it the future me doing something to make my dream appear like this? Is it an inspiration some godly power gave me to ask me to write the novel?! All points to asking me to write it!!

I need to sleep! To read the continuation! To make this dream true! I'll post chapter 1/2 on this blog when i read it in my dream again!

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Like that could happen...

Rearranging my manga collection

2010-06-15T04:19:00.000-07:00

After starting this blog for so long... i've probably never said anything about myself except that i like ice lemon tea. By the way, the ice lemon tea i like must be Pokka brand. Other brand de ice lemon tea i don't like! Home made de depends... Hmmm...

NO!!

Yes!!

Anyway, I've arranged my manga, because theres no space in my room, and i had to move my cupboard upstairs to the attic. And i bought more manga(and planning to buy more)... So, pictures and a little description will do the job.

Behold my collection...

The cupboard containing my manga in my room. Only 2 levels are used... I'll zoom in now.

There you go, 57 volumes of One piece and 3 Data files(Red, Blue, Yellow).

But wait! If you notice carefully, looking through Data file Blue and Yellow, theres a blue book behind!

Because theres more!

Behind One Piece:

32 volumes of Shaman King(fin) below,

6 Volumes of To-Love-ru!(don't plan to continue buying this...)

2 volumes of Monster Soul(fin)

And one extra volume of Crayon Shin-chan.

Above that is 21 volumes of Full Metal Alchemist(FMA),

4 volumes of Haruhi Suzumiya Light Novels.

On to the other level.

If you notice now, theres 3 front-back levels.

Front most level:

Some One Piece poster from some magazine.

17th volume of FMA, because i'm stupid and bought an extra one.

Damn you if you agree i'm stupid.

Then, volume 2-10 of Rosario Vampire missing volume 4 =(.

Volume 1 to 5 of... some Pokemon manga. This Pokemon manga adaptation is full of fart

jokes, so i'm putting it in my room.

4 more volumes of the RS version of that Pokemon manga =).

Both are incomplete... and i lost my 6th volume of the non-RS version... T_T

Volume 1 to 13 of Death Note.

That ''something'' in between volume 12 and 13 is some Death Note post cards.

Behind Rosa-Poke-DN:

29 volumes of Mahou Sensei Negima! unopened... cause i just bought them.

1-10(fin) of MX0.

Behind the Magic-related manga:

1-40 of Dragon Ball on the bottom,

41 and 42 of DB on the right.

From the left now,

1-8(fin) Midori Days

1(fin) Aoi Destruction

1-9 Of Ai Kora

10-12 Ai Kora is with my friend...

1-3(fin) of some Pokemon G&S adaptation, which isn't too bad IMO.

Volume 19&20 of Naruto(Tong Li), bought from the same friend, because

he doesn't want Tong Li in his Chuang Yi.

I'm still regretting buying those 2 volumes... OTL

Volume 1-16 of Hayate! the Combat Butler.

Lets go to the attic now...

The top level contains nothing much. I'll zoom in the rest.

Starting from bottom.

1-26 Tsubasa Chronicles.

Theres nothing behind.

2nd from bottom level:

Volume 3 of Shaman King.

Because i'm stupid and did the same mistake of buying the same volume again.

Damn you again if you agreed.

Some volumes of Detective Conan. Was planning to complete, but the story dragged on too long.

Some volumes of Doraemon.

1-3 of Medabots. I do regret buying this.

More Doraemon on the top.

Volume 1-6(fin) of Kindaichi Case Files Special.

Nothing behind.

The last cubicle...

On the bottom is 1-27 of some Pokemon adaptation.

Called Pokemon adventures. (Pocket Monsters Special in Japan)

IMHO the best Pokemon Adaptation there ever is.

Hundred thousand times better than Ash and Pikachu.

2 Gazillion times better than Team Rocket who can't do anything.

If you need more convincing,

Satoshi Tajiri once stated that the Pocket Monsters Special series is closest to what he imagined the Pokémon world to be: "This is the comic that most resembles the world I was trying to convey."^[1] (僕が伝えたかった世界に最も近い漫画です。 Boku ga tsutaetakatta sekai ni mottomo chikai manga desu.^?)

Back to my manga. Behind Pocket Monsters Special theres more...

Volume 2-9(fin) Digimon V-Tamers.

I'm missing volume 1 =(.

Skipping 2 books, i have Rockman 1-8...

Some Conan Specials...

And the rest are stuff i regret buying like shit.

Including that 2 skipped volumes.

1 Pokemon Jiraichi movie... what...

Some Digimon manga adaptation that failed badly.

Volume 1-7 Beyblade. (my top regret...)

1-4(fin) The electric tales of Pikachu. Darn this :(.

1-13 Let's & Go. My top regret as well...

Bloody tamiya cars.

My Lessons learnt today:

1) My cupboard isn't suitable for putting manga. Seriously, front-back levels?! Top and bottom levels?!

I need to buy a room and cupboard just for fitting my manga collection.

Something like this!

Or this!

NOT THIS BELOW!!!!

How the hell am i supposed to get that volume in the middle oh what the hell lets take and the whole thing collapses mutton goes yay.

Thats not all though. I still need something more than just the wood.

I need sliding glass panels to block out air so they won't grow yellow as fast.

2) Don't buy what i don't need. Beyblade OTL. Lets and Go OTL. Sonic Gear Earphones OTL (they suck, even though the package looks good).

3) For companies. Don't give what we don't need. Do you have any idea how much space is wasted on stuff we don't need? We don't need extra large boxes. We just need the handphone or whatever is supposed to be inside. The box should be small and compact, just leaving enough space to contain all the accesories. Better yet, if we can take the box and eat it too. If you just bothered to design the box a little, the company will save costs, consumers will save space, together we save the Earth as well (or at least delay its death for a few seconds).

Those wrappers inside wrappers for chocolate and biscuits. Damn them as well. Just make them edible or something.

Bloody textbooks and notes. They are useless after our school years. Why the hell do we need quality paper for our textbooks anyway? Answer: To make our schoolbags heavier! duh!

Onward and beyond:

I now have about 350 volumes of manga above. So now, i need to calculate how much more i will add to my collection.

Oh shi- I forgot to add my Yugioh and Pretty Face inside. Its behind me.

Target: Build a manga library!

Manga i plan to buy(that i don't have yet):

Yotsuba&! ongg >10
Liar game ongg >10 +>10 ~ 40?
Hikaru no go 1-23 fin =23 +40? = 63?
Cromartie High school 1-17 fin? + 63? = 80?
Azumanga daioh = 4 volumes +80? = 84?
Onani master kurosawa, but its a doujin so i cant buy.
Bakuman!

Manga i plan to buy(that i have):

FMA Expected volume end: 26, 5 more volumes +84?=89?

One piece Its halfway through, so i expect about 100 volumes? Missing about 50. +89? = 139?

Haruhi light novels : >6 ~ 10? + 139? ~ 150?

Rosario vampire: missing 2, might as well complete. Not sure for season 2 tho. +> 2+ 6 ~ 12?
12? + 139? ~ 151?

Tsubasa chronicles: its just 2 volumes. 151? + 2 = 153?

Mahou Sensei Negima! : I have no idea ^^. Lets say its another 20 volumes. ~ 173?

+Pretty face + Yugioh = +6 + 38 + 5 = + 49 ~ 222?

Add together, Its 500+. Not enough to make a manga library. So...

Other Manga for considerations:

Naruto:
I don't like the presentation, even though the story is good. On watch for now.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!:
I dunno, just don't really feel like buying even though i like it.

Lock on!

Nurarihyon no Mago

Hayate the Combat Butler

Fairy Tail

Monster Because i saw 18 volumes for $9 at a manga bazaar. If its still available...

Chobits Same reason as above, except its 8 volumes for $6 i think.

Mahoraba

Wa! but i dunno if there will be even any

More to come...

Its still not enough =(

Toilet Talk: The aftermath of the bombings

2010-05-31T02:07:00.001-07:00

One day, at night, right after your CCA/lessons/whatever you suddenly had the urge for explosive toilet business. You rushed to the toilet and completed your task of creating a brown island in the middle of the Toilet Bowl sea. But now, you realized something important. There is no toilet paper! What should you do??

Conditions:
1. It is at night, a lot of people go home already. (you are not sure if that is ALL)
2. You spent a very long time completing your mission.
3. The only gadget you have is your hand phone and wallet.
4. You are alone in the toilet. (you are not sure if anybody will come in any moment)
5. Inside your wallet: 2 $50 notes, house keys, some coins, EZ link card, IC.
6. Your bag is not in the cubicle.
7. Alright, your pants is brown. If that is a clue...

Options:
1. Call 999 for help! Your friends shall not abandon you stranded on the island!
2. Use your underwear to wipe! Then throw away that underwear!
3. Use... the... $50...
4. Patiently wait for somebody to come in. And HOPE. HOPE!
5. Walk out of the cubicle bottomless, get some water from the basin. Wash.
Other (retarded) options:
6. Use your shirt to wipe.
7. Use your pants to wipe.
8. Use your house keys to wipe.
9. Use your coins to wipe.
10. Use your hand phone to wipe.
11. Use your wallet to wipe.
12. Use your IC/EZ link card to wipe.
13. Use your hands to wipe, then go wash your hands.
14. Wait for the brown stuff to harden, then go home.
15. Use the wall to wipe. Then wipe the wall later.
16. Don't wipe.
17. Others...

Sorry for coming up with such a topic(certainly not a good talk for around the coffee table)... was bored... But hey. At least i warned by stating Toilet Talk(and bombings). And not once have i said (the name of the brown). So what would you do?!

Cleaning a bit...

2010-05-30T04:22:00.000-07:00

Today, i was cleaning a bit of under my desk and behind my table. What i found was... my primary school drawing.

Thats a piece of drawing block (why do they call this hard piece of paper that is very hard to erase pencil from drawing block... i dunno). folded into halves. And it writes.

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CONFIDENTIAL

Except for ppl who wish to die.

PS. Warning on the other side

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And this is the other side...

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Warning!!!!

Please do not open this this is highly luffable and toxic. Many have been polluted and even luffed to death.
Please open this if you wish to die.

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You know what, lets open it.

What it writes:

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Villain A (boss) The enemy(greatest) of Pman!

The ^v^ man

''Arrow pointing length of head'' 80cm

Picture not drawn to scale

''Arrow pointing length of body'' 5cm

Stats

Str: I wonder how he holds his swords and even stand

Dex: None... look at below stats

Luk: Look at his face u know la!

Int: Big head small brains. Wait... none i mean

Age: 10+10+90

Powers: NOTHING... except stand there. Well at least he makes Pman laugh to death.

Height: 85cm

Weight: Half the Earth( the reason why Earth is heavy)

Head radius: 40cm

Body Height: 5cm

Status: A patient in a unknown mental hospital

By ^v^ ^v^ A*

24/5 Good picture.

Head big.

Description nice.

Very idiotic look.

Good Job!!

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What the... What is this i don't even-

Lesson learnt:

My phone camera sux, even though its supposed to be 5MP.

Stupid story

2010-05-11T06:00:00.000-07:00

Everybody knows that assembly is crap and should totally be cancelled... But yet we still do it. Why? We have absolutely no idea. Ok. Maybe because of the gahmen(government) and crap like that. but still, why the hell do we have to waste minutes waiting for assembly ( 10~20 for me) + assembly standing time? I could have gotten 40 minutes extra sleep...

Well. But i do listen to what the assembly says mainly because there's nothing else to do. The most i can do is play around with those dirt in your eye and dart around chasing it... Wikipedia tells me those are floaters and apparently people are bored enough to research on stuff like this...

So, today, the principal told a story of... What was the theme again? Oh, right. Forgiveness or something like that.

John was bored and had nothing to do, so he decided to kick rocks on the old grandma's(his neighbor) window instead of doing more constructive things like playing with his friends... If he had friends. He worked as a newspaper delivery boy, by the way. No idea why he was not working and kicking rocks, but yeah. So the window broke...

DAMN YOU WINDOW! DAMN YOU CLIPPY! DAMN YOU Blu..

Oh... Wait. Wrong Window.

So everyday John was guilty about it, and continued delivering newspapers to that Grandma. And so... he decided to save up money, and secretly slip in his money at night as an envelope into her letter box. So why did he wait until at night and not just pretending to slip into her letter box as part of the newspaper delivery? Probably cause his stupid. Thats why.

Not as dumb as this kid though...

So the next day, as John delivered the newspaper to the grandma, the grandma stopped him and gave him some cookies. John took the cookies and happily munched on it while walking. Whether or not he ditched his job to eat cookies is not of importance now.

NOW, HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY.

He ate the cookies and bit something strange... so he took it out and see what it is.

Then he fainted and died as he realized that it was actually a hidden poison needle meant to kill him. It was instant death...

Still, that was better than dying like this kid...

No just kidding.

He took it out and saw that it is an envelope with his money inside. The letter said something about... I can't remember, but you should know... its cliche stuff...

Hold a damn minute...

I don't know what year it is... but i'm pretty sure cookies are pretty small. No way money and envelope can fit inside! Unless you're probably evil and decide to tear the money up to tiny pieces and put them inside each cookie, so that the boy can watch as his money got torn away and cry as he ate them and die.

That grandma might have looked like this. If she was evil.

''EATh THISh! You Fugger!''

And why the hell does people like to do round about things like putting the envelope inside those cookies instead of just giving him back straight?! Why put it inside the cookie?!

But remember, the cookie is more important then the money.

I would like to think that the grandma is truly evil. The story ended where it seemed like it was fine. The truth is that those cookies were expired, hence explaining why she decided to suddenly give cookies. Later the boy got sent to the hospital for excessive and explosive diarrhea and got his body scanned. Traces of money were found inside his body, all torn up. If those were coins, it is still some pretty deep shit. Then the boy died of diarrhea.

Yeah, you can die of diarrhea.

I have a secret

2010-05-08T08:50:00.000-07:00

I am a robot.

Yes. That is not fake. You must be thinking that i am too human to be a robot. That is not true. That is what happens when people trusts the media too much. In actuality the news reports... news... that need to go through procedures before they get published. And before a new technology gets to the news it must get researched as well. In 2006, the news published several robots that are already very capable.

Now imagine what happens 3 years later. And note that being exposed in 2006 means that it was researched before that. It is not surprising that technology allowing robots to live inside modern society already exists.

There is absolutely no way to tell that i am a robot until you do a surgery on me. My skin is made of silicone skin that makes it seems like real human flesh, and sensors are all over my body to so that i react to things. If you cut me i'll scream and red liquid will flow out to stimulate real blood(because my creators are sick bastards who want to completely create a robot human replica). Sometimes they do malfunction though, which also explains why i sometimes react slower to things. The technology is developed, but it is not yet perfect. If you notice Jules above, he reacts slow to things as well. He requires time to think like a human.

Why i failed physical fitness tests:
The technology isn't perfect, like i said. I am not able to do things physically as well as the average human yet.
My creators are focusing more on the mental aspects of the humans to develop before going on to the physical aspects. Which means, my emotions, reactions and such.

But... I never see your expression change!
Guess my creators didn't make the motions at my face too well. The emotions are still there though, which means its quite a success already. I also do feel pain though, but its kind of slow so only pain that lasts for some time will affect me.

Come to think of it, i seldom see you at lunch
I'm a robot... What do you expect? I sometimes still do eat though. To make people believe i am a human i need to eat at least some time. The truth is theres a space somewhere inside my body. I hate eating though, the stuff churns in my body and its a mess to clean after i chew. The stuff i need to dig out literally looks like shit.

So you don't need to sleep?
I do. Even computers can't keep running all the time. They will overheat and explode. Its the same thing. But as the system gets older and older it is more prone to viruses. And remember that more information will get loaded as well. Because of these information, my system will start to slow down as well, explaining why i am getting slower and slower everyday.

What can you do? And what can't you do?
I can't do many things... but i can complete many basic human functions that is able to fool people that i meet everyday. I can get sick as well, but its due to a different kind of virus than those that resides in human bodies. I can't reproduce though, its still developing, or maybe they don't have such ideas yet. But just look at Jules above. Its learning to reproduce... even though it can't.

Oh. Are there other robots like you? Living with humans?
Sure, there are. I overheard my creators talking about some other robot. I don't know how many there are and who they are though. But the problem is... my creators are working on a new robot and is completely disregarding me now. They don't have the time and money to waste on replacing my parts. As new robots are created the old robots are often recycled for material and the such. I know that i am soon dying(so to speak)... which will happen when the other robot gets completed.

Wait a minute... Whats the motive of your creators?
I have no idea. Maybe to secretly fill in the world with robots, and one day take over it while nobody realizes. Oh, if this was their motive then maybe my answer to not being able to reproduce may be false.
Like tomorrow suddenly you realize 60% of your friends are robots... and then...

SHIT! This is a big scoop! Who are your creators?!
I don't know their name. I simply refer to them as ''Prof''. Which means to say that everybody that i know the name of isn't my creator. Thats the only clue i can give. If i see their faces or hear their voices, i can identify them for you though.

And whats YOUR motive!!
Nothing. I know i am dying(so to speak) and am simply leaving some sort of evidence for somebody to acknowledge my existence as a robot.

...

Note: The above is all fake... Reading it again it might sound like a suicide note disguised in a ''What if i am a robot?'' blog post, but its not... Its just a brain poop.

Long time never post

2010-05-02T06:48:00.000-07:00

And i talk about sex today. Today's post(after a very long time) is my feelings upon reading this article, a step by step illustration. Coloured in red.

Grandmother and grandson to have child togethe

HOLY SHT! Am i thinking what their thinking?

A 72-year-old grandmother is to have a child with her grandson.

By Roya Nikkhah
Published: 9:30AM BST 01 May 2010[/B]

Pearl Carter and Phil Bailey Photo: New Idea magazine

Okay, maybe i read wrongly somewhere. This is a picture of a loving grandson and his grandmother. They are a happy,normal family. I stress again to my brain that may have any sort of incest related thoughts corrupted by the internet that they are a NORMAL FAMILY.

Pearl Carter and Phil Bailey, 26, have paid a surrogate mother £20,000 to have Mr Bailey’s child, which the couple plan to bring up together.

Brain starts to collapse after seeing the word couple, confirming early suspicions.

Mrs Carter, from Indiana, met Mr Bailey four years ago after he tracked her down following the death of his mother, Lynette.

Mrs Carter fell pregnant with Lynette at 18, out of wedlock, and claims that she was forced to give her child up for adoption by her strict Catholic parents.

She went on to marry, but never had any more children.

The couple, who claim to be abused in public and could face prison for incest, say that they fell in love and became lovers soon after meeting.

F***!

In an interview with the New Zealand magazine, New Idea, Mrs Carter, said: “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion.

"I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”

Mr Bailey said: “I love Pearl with all my heart. I’ve always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I’m going to be a dad and I can’t wait.

“Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don’t care. You can’t help who you fall for.”

Mrs Carter said that she searched for her lost daughter for many years, finally giving up hope 15 years ago. After Mr Bailey’s mother died from cancer, he decided to find his grandmother, finally tracking down her address and writing to her.

Mrs Carter, who was then single, said: “I was stunned to get his letter. My heart jumped that I’d be re-united with a grandson.

"When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson. I wrote back immediately and included my phone number.

“From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship. For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.”

Brain starts to poop out intestines as the words ''sexually alive'' is registered into the brain.

Mr Bailey, a carpenter, said that he too felt instant attraction towards his grandmother. He said: “I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.”

After a night out during their first week of dating, Mrs Carter decided that she would no longer hide her feelings from her grandson.

She said: “I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him. I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.

“Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can’t keep our hands off each other.’

Brain begins to purify and cleans out everything related to sex. ''Make love'' + Grandmother + Grandson cannot be anything good for the mental health. Now that my brain is purified, make love does not mean anything to me...

A year ago, Mr Bailey announced that he wanted a child. Mrs Carter told him she was also desperate for a baby, but it was one wish that she could not fulfil as she had already gone through menopause.

The couple then decided to use Mrs Carter’s retirement money to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Mr Bailey’s sperm.

They placed an advertisement asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied.

“Initially I was shocked,” said Miss Campbell, on learning the couple were related. “But they’re a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too.”

My purified brain tells me that love is beautiful. Every human should have the right to love anyone and no one has the right to stop them. Yes, the couple will be happy.

The couple sees Miss Campbell, 30, once a month and accompany her for scans.

Mrs Carter said: “I am just so happy. I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child.

“Phil’s going to be a great dad. I never in a million years thought at 72 I’d be 'pregnant' and in love with my grandson. I make no apologies and I believe God’s given me a second chance."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7662232/Grandmother-and-grandson-to-have-child-together.html

Phew... *looks at the picture again*. Yes, this is the beautiful love story of a grandson who loves his grandmother. It is a beautifu....... f........ theres no way this could be right... OTL

Naruto 489

2010-04-01T07:26:00.000-07:00

Espada Resurrection... no wait what? Should have edited the text below...

Conspiracy in the exam hall

2010-03-17T07:12:00.000-07:00

It's the big day. It's the . You enter the exam hall boasting with confidence, having never studied as hard before. Inside your mind, you know the exam is going to be a piece of cake.

This is your exam. Don't worry. The fur aren't real. Its chocolate chips.

Yeah, the hard part about the exam is the chocolate chips part. It's about having to sit in that chair and table enduring 2 to 3 hours. But the question is going to be easy. As easy as cake. You wished your friends and classmates(notice the and, they are probably different) good luck...

Dammit! I knew ''good luck'' had another meaning!

...And sat down. You sit down, and see that its 1 minute before the cake gets delivered. You then called the pizza to deliver 2 sets to your home while you enjoy the air-con and television. Since, why not?

No wait, we were talking about exams.

By the way, i want to eat this.

Back to the exam, you sit down and wait for the cake to deliver. The invigilator goes to you and...

GIVES YOU A GIANT COCKROACH!

Alright just fooling with you. Thats a cake. Probably. I searched cake on Google images.

You were given the paper. The invigilator looks at the time, asks the hall to check the paper. Okay, no problems. All is good. One answer sheet, one question booklet. No printing errors, brain is clear. Not feeling hungry, not going for the toilet for any moment. The invigilator gives the signal to start! Time to dissect and eat the cake!!

NOO!! I DON'T WANNA EAT THIS!! SPARE ME...

See, i told you its a cake.

Flip! The exam is easy! You have more trouble catching Pokemon than solving these!

You look to your left and right. HAH! People looked troubled. You're going to end up the top of your class...

''Hmm... The catch rate of Moltres is about...''

Whoops. You quickly turn back to your paper. You don't want to be accused of cheating just because your looking left and right.

...

After that arduous 2 to 3 hours, you feel satisfied. Your friends and classmates were discussing... And you knew all the answers. Even the teacher joined in the conversation and confirmed your answers were all correct. You can proudly say to everyone that you aced the exams...

-----------------

The results were back. And you opened the result slip... WHAT! YOU FAILED!

Impossible! The question paper had all your workings, and they were all correct. There must be a mistake! You phoned the markers. You complained. Requested to see the marked paper. Miraculously, they allowed you to see your answers...

DUN DUN DUN!! WHY HAVE YOU FAILED?

You answered the solution for question 1 on the rough paper page, Q2 on Q1, Q 3 on Q2.... etc etc...

Wikinut

2010-03-15T06:08:00.000-07:00

Very short post. Just wanna say that my I transferred some of my blog articles to Wikinut. Visit it here:

http://www.wikinut.com/blending/t3a_st10/1aiq3ts9/

Why did i do that? Just testing out how much money i can earn using it. If a lot of people view that page, i can earn a lot of money. If you looking to earning through your random articles then here it is... http://www.wikinut.com/in/sqqi/

Haiz

2010-03-09T04:20:00.000-08:00

Maybe because i don't sleep enough. Maybe because i matured. Maybe because i'm bored... I started to feel emotionless towards anything this eyes and body encounters. Strangely, this emotionless feeling is present even when i show any emotion on the face. How to say this... The feeling is just like that of just watching another person. I feel like i'm living in the wrong body. Every time i look at the mirror, i suspect if i am even looking at my own face.

Even when i'm thinking to myself, i feel like a different person in my mind. But come to think of it, how am i to know if this is a sort of dissociative identity disorder? And of course, being the person i am, i searched the internet. and HOLY CRAP! Look at this and this! Look under symptoms of dissociative identity disorder. And the 2nd link ... if your lazy to click here it is:

Depersonalization (or depersonalisation) is a malfunction or anomaly of the mechanism by which an individual has self-awareness. It is a feeling of watching oneself act, while having no control over a situation.Sufferers feel they have changed, and the world has become less real, vague, dreamlike, or lacking in significance. It can be a disturbing experience, since many feel that, indeed, they are living in a "dream".

I am pretty scary... Being able to predict my own sickness before it gets worse... Let's take another highlight to symptoms of dissociative identity disorder.

Multiple mannerisms, attitudes and beliefs that are not similar to each other

This, i feel this all the time. This i suspect is the exact reason why i failed my GP. I think one idea and the next idea contradicts the 1st.

unexplainable headaches and other body pains

I feel this time to time. But its not unexplainable. I need more sleep...

distortion or loss of subjective time

This scary shit is happening to me this year. No, rather it happened since school started when i'm dunno how many years old. It worsened last year. And this year is worse than last. Whenever i reach home from school and slack around... i then look at the clock and realize its 11pm already.

depersonalization

Look at the 1st paragraph of this blog post

derealization

Derealization (DR) is an alteration in the perception or experience of the external world so that it seems strange or unreal. Other symptoms include feeling as though one's environment is lacking in spontaneity, emotional colouring and depth.

Yep, exactly what i'm feeling. Look at the 1st paragraph again.

severe memory loss

It's pretty severe. No matter how many times i look at my organic chemistry notes, i always seem to forget them. You can tell me something 5 seconds before and i will forget it. This forgetfulness is also part of the cause that this blog hasn't received much posts this year. I forget my inspirations.

lack of intimacy and personal connections

auditory hallucinations of the personalities inside their mind

Remember how i said about whenever i'm thinking to myself, how would i know its not a split personality? What if it is? Then congratulations to my other personality who never talks to me. You have dissociative identity disorder and so have i.

Conclusion: It's confirmed. I have dissociative identity disorder.

A normal day at school...

2010-02-23T04:17:00.000-08:00

It was, a normal day at school. You did the normal stuff you did at school, chatting with friends about stupid useless stuff, slept through lessons (or faking that you were paying attention), etc etc. Then at lunch time, you saw a person who caught your attention at the canteen. That person brought a lunch box.

Google search for lunch box. This is a lunch box?

Not that its very unusual. Lunch boxes just aren't that common... But you looked on anyway. Then the person opened the lunch box and... Took out a carrot. Raw carrot. At this time you were like ''?!''

Illustrated: Your face.

You thought: What in bugs bunny does a person bring out a carrot for?? But then thought again. Maybe this person really likes carrot. The school canteen doesn't sell those. So he brought one. You weren't entirely wrong. That person did ate some carrot. But more accurately, he...

Your face was like @_@ O_O o_O ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

But it hasn't ended... The person took the rest of the carrot and ate it. Next, he took out... a... big broccoli?!

This is not a broccoli... probably... ... i... i hope.......

You thought... Maybe the carrot thing wasn't that awesome. That person DID cheated by using parts that were not carrots. What do you know, that person now uses a knife... and...

Baffling!

That person then eats the rest of the broccoli. But you know that any meal is not complete without meat!! Meal and Meat only has 1 letter difference!! In writing its just a few mm or 1 strike difference!! You intensely waited for it... He took out an egg. You know the rest...

And i thought that being professional on the recorder is imba...

Humans

2010-02-21T03:37:00.000-08:00

I have always thought are the hell are humans. What defines them from any other robot? What makes them superior to other animals? What is their purpose? No matter how human a robot is made, it is still a robot, isn't it? Even if it becomes exactly like a human, except its a robot. It has emotion, it can give birth, it looks like a human, everything about it seems humans and acts human. Except it has a remote controller or shut down button somewhere. Imagine a human doraemon.

''FLURRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGgggggH#$%#$^!''

Anything that doesn't look human, is not human though.

If you think about it, a perfect robot that is created to be like human can be created. When it encounters situation that requires it to be happy, it can be programmed to act happy. Angry situation, act angry. Etc etc. So what defines people from robots? Humans are the same aren't they? In happy situations, they become happy. Angry situations, angry. In fact, you have people with autism and Asperger's Syndrome, who don't know how to become happy in happy situations nor angry in angry situations. This type of people are like dysfunctional robots or robots that aren't that developed yet.

''HELLO ALL! FUCK YOU ALL! YAY''

A kid with Asperger's may not know what the middle finger means,

nor understand people's reaction to it.

''WHAT YOU SAY!''

A normal ~~baby~~ person, however, knows how to react to that.

...Although Aspergers' may be the perfect excuse for insulting people.

(still holding middle finger) ''Why're you so angry? I only said 'hi'.''

But thats why i don't understand why people treat humans differently. They say humans have emotions... but aren't those controlled reactions created by chemical reactions?

What is imba?

2010-02-19T09:47:00.000-08:00

When you see guitar, piano, violin, etc etc players who play well, you think they are good. That was what i thought too. But then it came across my mind what is the true ''imba''. What is imba isn't a guitar or piano player who can play it well. Its a recorder player who can play sounds better than those players.

What i thought : Playing good music with kiddy instruments. THATS genius. But the recorder wasn't as kiddy as i thought. People have became professionals playing the recorder! Wikipedia source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Recorder_players

Not convinced?
Heres a starter....

Getting even better

I'm sorry for looking down on you... $3 piece of crap... ( at least i think its around $3?)

Professional recorder band....

So i thought to myself. There must be something even better. The recorder isn't that kiddy. (Although, it would be cool to go to your friends who play other instruments. Then when they ask around what instrument you play, you show them your $3 recorder. They laugh. Thats when you prove them wrong...)

You know when you press the phone, a tone comes out? Try playing music using that. That is the true imba. And obviously I'm not talking about playing stuff like baba black sheep on it.

People have tried it on youtube... but they weren't good enough. Thats why, if you can do it. Thats genius... OH SHIT

I have a theory...

2010-02-18T04:50:00.000-08:00

I can never get myself to get to sleep before 1 am. I know its bad for my health, my mental ability to do anything, and my physical ability to do anything. In short, without sleep, i get stupid. Its not my fault, its the system's fault, but thats another topic. On the personal scale, its obvious why this happens. I hate the mornings. I love the midnight.

On a larger scale of the human race. I think humans are migratory creatures. Think about it. If humans were meant to sleep at 12 am, but i sleep at 1 am, so, if i migrate to a country where it is 12 am, i will become normal. This phenomena of humans sleeping at such late times is not a hint that we are getting less sleep. It is a hint for us to move to another place where we can have more sleep. However, most humans don't get this hint... Even santa feels its impact.

From here i can go into the theory of globalisation and that humans are supposed to interact with each other or what crap. But i'm lazy.

Jump topic!

I have never been able to understand the purpose of feeling nervous or angry. We feel it, but we can't do anything about it. A google search of why we get nervous, the purpose of nervous, give me crap like ''because you fear this, fear that, anxiety, stress'' blah blah blah. Obviously those people mistook WHY for HOW. Fear, anxiety, stress CAUSES nervousness. ITS NOT WHY.

What i want to know, is for what do we feel nervous? It declines our performance, hinders judgment ability, clouds our ability to think. Its a useless emotion. Why does nervousness exist in the 1st place? To make us lousier beings?

Its the same thing with fats. The more we eat, the more we get fat. But for what do we gain that fat for? Surely, it allows us to survive longer in times of starvation.... Maybe. But considering that it creates other crap load of ill-effects, for what does our body want to keep those fats? Make us die easier?

....

Come to think of it. My blog posts are getting more and more serious. But not that it matters since almost nobody reads it anyway orz.

Its....bad.....

2010-02-16T05:42:00.000-08:00

The Chinese do lots of stuff that makes it seem like whatever happens during the CNY will signify what will happen in the rest of the year. I think its going to be a bad year for me.

1. My mouse spoil for no reason. Well, only the roller part.

2. I spilled my drink.

3. I lost my pencil.

4. I lost my ruler.

5. I got fatter?

Oh shit... All these small little stuff may be insignificant, but its still bad. If that Chinese belief is true, then my year ahead will be full of small mistakes and blunders.

But looking on the bright side,

1. I can get a new mouse.

2. The drink is water, and it spilled not on my laptop but on the floor.

3. Buy a new pencil

4. Buy a new ruler.

5. Food is not a problem... Probably. In case of starvation i'll survive longer. Maybe.

Or maybe its a signal to make me quit whatever i'm doing... and do something else that is NEW and BETTER.

CNY = Santa?!

2010-02-14T23:24:00.000-08:00

Since its CNY... Lets talk about Santa.

Its all red, so its all good.

If you think about it. Santa and CNY have stuff in common. This is especially true to the Cai Shen. Their red, they bring stuff to people (money vs presents).

What does this mean? Photoshop time!

....Sa...SAnta!

Ca....CAi Shen!

So what does this all mean? Its very simple. Cai Shen, according to wikipedia, '' vast majority of stories agree that Cai Shen lived during the early Qin Dynasty.'' Thats 221 BC–206 BC. And Santa, is created after that. Santa's origin, Sinter Klaas, lived during year 280 to 342. Of course this brings us to the conclusion.

Santa Claus = Cai Shen.

During the Qin Dynasty, Cai Shen had black beard. He gave out money, and helped the country to prosper. But he didn't think it was enough. Why should the Chinese be the only one who benefit? So he migrated to .... Wherever the Dutch were. Because his a deity, he can't die. But he took his time to walk there.

When he reached there, he realised that Chinese currency cannot work anymore. So instead, he brought over presents to give it to the children. Thats why Santa gave presents instead of money.

Now, After travelling so long, no matter his a deity or not, he is bound to get older. That explains his White beard!

Now you realise the costume is slightly different. Thats simple to explain too. There are 2 reasonings to this.
1. He keeps washing the same clothes, but the patterns fall out/ got washed.
2. His clothes were too old, and he needed a new red costume. There were no Chinese patterns in wherever the Dutch were, so he took any red costume.

But what about the reindeers?

That, is simple to explain too. Santa Claus's reindeer came from the 1823 poem, A Visit from St Nicholas. This means that:

1. Cai Shen obtained the reindeer while travelling to wherever the Dutch were. OR

2. Cai Shen got lazy of using his own leg, and got the reindeers soon after for his own convenience. This also explains why Santa is fatter.

Blending

2010-02-03T05:25:00.000-08:00

You had this inspiration to make the best blender ever. The idea was great, you know the blender will make it BIG. You set up a company, made a team of scientists to make your blender... made it the most user-friendly blender ever... And you made yourself as a well known company called Blendtec.

Steps to success for a blending machine company:
1. Make blending machine.
2. Make company.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Then, you decided that this isn't enough.

The blender was absolutely the best thing on Earth... It needs to do more.... MOAR!!!

Even your cat says so

Something like, being able to blend Cameras without much effort. Why? Because the blender is awesome, thats why.

That wasn't enough to satisfy you. You saw it... Your Iphone... is old. Time to upgrade. What to do with the old Iphone? Of course! You have your blender.

Of course, having the absolutely beast blender shouldn't stop at there. It should be able to turn diamond to dust within seconds. But diamonds are too expensive, so lets try Cubic zirconia, which has a rating of 8 on the hardness scale compared to 10 of diamond.

Time to come back to reality.

I would never want that blender in my kitchen.

Reasons:
1. Its dangerous. Obvious. I don't want to know what it can blend. It might be amusing to take your enemies' favorite game console or phone and toss it in, but why else would you need a blender this powerful for?
2. How much would this blender cost? $399.95 to $999.95. Of course it wouldn't be considered much if you are a blending expert much as this founder is.
3. Sure, the site said not to blend stuff like your Iphone and diamonds. But of course that might be because of legal issues, afterall what else can this blender do?
4. You have a company head which records videos and in everyone of them go:
   I have this item.
   The main question is: Will it blend?
   Blended -> Don't breathe this.
   Pour out blended crap.
   Show friendly face and say: YES! IT BLENDS!

5. Remember reason number 1. It is never fun to put anything you own inside. Of course that includes any children and animals in your home.

No wait, what?

OH MY GAH- !

The early bird catches the worm...

2010-01-25T08:19:00.000-08:00

...

But what about the worm? People always said these type of sentences and and famous quotes, but they never think too deep into it. They always assumed that waking up early is good. Just because, people say its good. Now lets delve into the reasons why this saying is bad, worse, evil, cruel, savage, etc etc.

1. It never say what you are.

So are you the bird? Or the worm? If you are the worm, you are stupid. People said to you this saying dunno how many gazillion times, but you insist in the mornings. I hate metaphors, but let's say that it's like seeing that a train is on the railway, and u happily jump on the railway, and WAVE! Ok maybe you didn't wave, but you jumped on the railway.

But it isn't much better being the bird. It's not worth it. Even if you wake up early to get the worm, it doesn't mean that late birds won't get food. In short, your waking up early to waste your time.

2. You have to eat a worm.(if your a bird)

This popular saying teaches us to stay up late, but people interpret it the other way. What most people don't realize is that this saying also teaches us about life and its cruelty. In order to save yourself, you have to eat somebody else. Its the same in this world. You have to be SELFISH.

I have to be a shellfish? Uh okay what kind?

For everything that you try to achieve, somebody else will lose out. It's that cruel. Whenever you savor your grilled chicken with cream mushroom sauce, you are depriving some poor people out there in the world of potential food. If you got a raise, somebody will get demoted. Lets not forget that humans raised animals just to eat them.

Another metaphor: You know those witches who raised children and kids just to eat them? Humans are like those witches. Instead we're more clever and cunning in that we brutally hunt those children down instead of waiting to prey on innocent lost kids.

Japan

2010-01-19T03:23:00.000-08:00

Its a known fact that Japanese are crazy perverts that are amazing at the same time. 1st, lets start with some amazing crap.

Next, some gameshows

Some commercials

Most disturbing commercial ever;

Have fun with the disturbing song and sauce.

AND THE WINNER!! JAPANESE IN THE INTERNET!!!
Explanation: They used random sounds found in videos and used it to make music...

Code geass + FF8...

Wow freakout kid become music....

VCT says:

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WAIT, WHAT? WTH WAS THAT?! WHATS WITH THAT DISTURBING POSE!! THAT PELVIC THRUST!! THAT HORSE!

Wet Dreams

2010-01-16T08:32:00.001-08:00

The last post was Dreams, so this has to be a continuation. Wet Dreams.

No this isn't about to turn into a porno blog.

Random picture because can't find ''relieved cat'' in Google.

Ok. So lets go back to the topic of Wet Dreams. One day, i thought. When humans 1st surfaced... did they have wet dreams? Then i thought: How far can the mayonnaise shoot? If it is quite far... Isn't it very disgusting? It would be unpleasant to find mayonnaise on your face in the mornings. Ah. It's not real mayonnaise. Don't think that the white stuff you eat with fish and chips or other food is human produced.

Then i thought... time to wikipedia. They haven't found the actual cause of Wet dreams. And apparently its called a disease in the 18th and 19th century... So i thought. What if Wet Dreams didn't exist back then? As humans become more and more civilized, they came to fantasize more and think more about porn. Then Wet Dreams came about as a result of evolution. But,no. this isn't going to turn into a scientific theory blog.

So lets talk about cats taking over the world.

''WTF? Damn random.'' Says the cat.

Alright, to explain, lets begin with the 6 adorable behaviors that cats do with evil explanations. If your lazy to read, lets just say that everything the cat does, it is doing it thinking that it is king and ruler of your house. Next, look at this video: The cat that generated $10 million bucks.

Currently, the gross budget for the funds required to take over the world is at least $10 million. How do i know..?

Ok. That was a few years ago i think. Well. It was a homeless cat. Then few years ago is a train master.
Now, it is the executive of Wakayama railway co. Holy shit.
Because that was gay, lets input the same face of the shocked cat.

Okay, i was just lazy to find another picture.

What would be next? A few years later, it won't be a surprise to see Wakayama gaining in shares and stocks.
Time to invest... Next, Wakayama will expand and take over other industries.
Then the only branded goods in the world will be Wakayama. By this time,
Tama will be at the top. After that, it's time for more. Tama will be revered God.
Thats when Tama will unleash his troops of cats. TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Mark my words. The internet is already full of cats. Just google lolcats.
Its no exaggeration that the internet almost belongs to cats now.

AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY TAKING OVER THIS BLOG TO-

Dreams

2010-01-04T22:37:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i had a dream. No, i should not say its yesterday. Technically its today, since i went to sleep at 4 am. Also, i'm pretty sure most of the dreams take place when your about to wake up. Or at least not right after you sleep... So it should be today. Anyway, me having a dream is rare. Usually i have a dreamless sleep. When i have dreams its usually senseless and i don't remember them. But this time, i remembered. And the dream actually has meaning... Or does it?

In the dream, i bought a bloody guitar for $75. I don't know why i know its $75. I just know after the guitar appeared in my hand. The problem is... That guitar is practically like a toy guitar. Its like some kid just took a chainsaw and carved the shape of a guitar from a tree. The strings were... entangled. When i strummed, the guitar produced sounds like those of a rubber band. Occasionally the sounds of a beautiful guitar is played.

Suddenly, like any other dream, the scene changed and i'm on some bloody island complaining about my broken kid guitar that cost $75.

Either there wasn't much, or i forgot, the scene changed again. I'm in a hall... playing Yugioh cards. o.0 In the dream i said that i never played for a long time. Which is true. But I forgot what happened in the duel ^^. I hope i won...

Wait, what? I remembered. Because i was in a hall, there was some announcement. But, i continued playing. Yet again, i'm sitting also. I'm watching myself playing, without knowing what happened.

Suddenly i'm at the canteen. Watching my friends eat. While their eating their playing a lame game. Which involves food... Then in my head i thought of a lame game idea!

Then i woke up.

If i'm a dream seer, it probably means that i will be buying a guitar, but failing to play it so badly, and it will spoil. And i got ripped off. Next, i'll be alone, crying about my guitar. Then when school starts, i'll sleep and dream about playing yugioh. Or maybe i will actually play Yugioh again. When i wake up in the hall, it will be a break. So i will probably go to the canteen... and watch people play lame games while i'm eating.

For some reason, i'm going to think that's a pretty accurate interpretation. If i'm a dream seer. But i sure do hope i'm not one looking at the contents of the dream...

Lockerz

2010-01-04T06:34:00.000-08:00

This blog has gained a new look. Because VCT just realised that making your blog nicer is very easy... Just copy and paste -.- ......... But anyway, the important thing is the title. Lockerz is a website that allows you to earn PTZ, then use those PTZ to earn prizes.

Some prizes i remember:

40 PTZ = 2GB Thumbdrive

325 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 8gb

600 PTZ = Ipod touch/itouch 32GB

dunno how many thousand PTZ = Mac Book

How to earn PTZ:

1. Log in everyday = 2 PTZ

2. Everyday got a stupid question answer it = 2 PTZ

3. Invite Friend = 2 PTZ ( up to 20)

4. When all 20 friend slots full = earnings double for 1 and 2.

5. When you just registered, PAY ATTENTION. A game will start, money will starting falling down, and you got this board then you need to move around USING YOUR MOUSE to catch those money. Get those money, you gain some PTZ. Catch more get more. Thats your starting PTZ and the only time you can get a lot of PTZ... I got 20 only ....

By now, you should have some questions. So i shall answer them...

Q: HOLY SHEEETZZ! How do i start?

You can only join by getting people to invite you. So let me invite you. Or else i wasted time on writing this. Just post your email at the tagboard saying lockerz, talk to me on msn, or send victory453@hotmail.com an email saying lockerz... i'll send you the invite.

Q: You stupid N00b! This is a !@#!#ing scam!

Go to www.youtube.com , search for Lockerz unboxing or lockerz proof. There are lots of them...

Q: HOLY MOLY! But how they earn $$Money$$?

They don't :O. They are doing this as a free service... Or not. Dunno starting when they will start selling stuff, but the PTZ system will still be there. So basicly, this PTZ thingy is an advertisement to get more people to join to get more potential buyers. ~~But of course cheapos like you and me are NEVER going to buy ANYTHING.~~

Q: You #^#@ N00bi$!! I check google and so many people say scam!!

If you google and see all the sites, you will notice that about 50/50 say its scam and not. For me i'd say why not, no harm trying. And if its a damn elaborate scam, they would have to spend a lot of money to hire people to type those proofs. And what would they gain by scamming? It if was a PTC scam, then they would earn from your clicks, but i don't see how they can scam you. Hmm... Maybe spam your inbox.

Also, they have a limited stock for stuff. So basicly you won't always get what you want. =(

Q: WAaaa@@@... Singapore have or not...

They ship internationally. It takes longer to reach Singapore though, for obvious reasons. About 2 to 3 weeks for shipping outside USA i think. And for obvious reasons put your real mailing address to receive the gifts.

Q: WAHAHAHAHA I saw some hax on youtube imma tryin them out.

Good luck... tell me the result :( ~~I might consider trying~~

REMEMBER LET ME INVITE YOU... If you decide to join.

New ear

2009-12-31T09:40:00.000-08:00

You would have noticed the slight difference in the title... ITS MISSING A LETTER Y! And... IT IS NO JOKE! I ... have underwent surgery for a new ear!!

My new look. Concentrate on the ears...

Nah just kidding.

2010 has arrived... and of cause in translation it just means another year and another day. But it is the day where people celebrate the Earth completing another revolution around the Sun... Wait. It isn't? Then whats the new year for?

Anyway, i don't see the point in celebrating New Year... If you think about it. It is the time when the Earth completes one round around the Sun. That translates to 365 and about 1/4 days. And 1 day is the time taken for the Earth to complete spinning one round. To illustrate how foolish is celebrating New year, it is like - or rather, IT IS celebrating a ball turning 365 times, and at 1/4 through the spin, you started screaming OMG ITS THE NEW YEAR! and set off fireworks to commemorate the event(?). Oh, and the ball goes exactly one round around a bigger ball while doing that. Come to think of it, its quite an accomplishment.

''You see that?! The ball spun 365 and 1/4 times!!''

365 and 1/4 times!!! CELEBRATE!!!

And there is a major flaw in these types of New year celebration events. You know all the time when people shout: ''10! 9! 8!......0!'' Whose clock were they using? It bothers me that when they bothered to be very precise about the new year's coming, there is a possibility of counting it being inaccurate. Its the same feeling you get when you try to build a record of 230894723946 dominoes falling down, only to have a prankster stick super glue or blue tack on the 230894723946th domino to stop you from getting the record. Hmmm.... WELL. Maybe not to that extend. But you get the idea. What if the clock they are using is inaccurate or something?

My image of that is that one single person on duty is supposed to check the clock. But feeling lazy or something, he decided that, ''ah heck it'' and followed the time on his watch which is 5 minutes early. Good way to ruin the mood eh.

CELEBRATE!!!... Wait, its 5 minutes early! SHIT!!

STOP THE FIREWORKS!!! STOP!!!

Anyway, on New year's eve, which is yesterday, my family had some cruise dinner celebrating the new year. How was it? It was quite fun. The PSP game i was playing inside. In summary, the experience was like eating in a restaurant at night, during a low magnitude earthquake, while the city has blackouts. In the ship, if you look out the window... I took no photos, but you see this.

VCT's illustration using a 10 second Paint job.

Genius. That makes it for the blackout part in the summary. And to add to the blackout part, the lighting in the ship is very dim. Imagine during a blackout, you would take out candles and yellow lighted lights. Its the same brightness. Now, for that earthquake part. You know, when there is a low magnitude earthquake, it feels... a bit shaky? Well. I'm on a ship. Thats where you get that. And the earthquake magnitude goes slightly up sometimes, but dies down quickly. (when the ship is rocking harder)

In short, its $68 for eating in a restaurant mysteriously surrounded by water, and having an earthquake. To make it worse, when we were getting on board, they gave us... party hats? And you need to take food across the 3 levels on the ship, while holding your food from rockiness? Wazzzaaat? Because they had karaoke you also need to endure the singing of people who can't in fact sing very well? And they are not singing songs that you like? After that, you see some fireworks at about 12 am, which is the only thing you can see during the whole trip. I didn't see or take any photos of course. But to illustrate again:

If you look from far its the same as the photos!

And when we finally reached Singapore again,we received a souvenir. A pen with a string for you to hoop around your neck. That string is like a zipper. Heres a photo to show:

My hand, a pen, and a zipper string.

A Pen. A Zipper. (Don't get it? What is 5 lettered, starts with pen, and would be found behind zippers most of the time? A penis!) Would be hilarious to find this on www.penisland.net. (PEN ISLAND!!! NOT PEN*S LAND DAMMIT YOU DIRTY MINDED FOOL!!) Now that i have made this point, the comment above looks obscene.

But come to think of it... I hope this is not an euphemism for ''Fuck you. Thanks for your $68! Suckers! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''

3 day Malaysia trip

2009-12-27T22:19:00.000-08:00

I don't get it... Why do people spend big bucks to go to places that aren't interesting, just to go to some place to visit some uninteresting scenery, spend long hours on the bus sleeping, eat the same food no matter where you go... The trip was 300+ / person... Its a boring trip. 1st and 3rd day spent largely on the bus. 2nd day is boring also. Btw i didn't want to go. Sort of forced.

1st day:

Woke up at 5 am. zzz... Reached golden mile complex. Then remembered that its a few hundred people tour. Haiz... Going to have long queues everywhere =((.Go up bus. Sleep. Can't remember very well. But went into a strawberry farm (i think?). Learnt that dried strawberry in chocolate is delicious. Hmmm... Rest of the day did nothing but stay on bus...

At the hotel, i learnt that all hotel rooms look the same. Also, it makes no sense that the air-con is on inside the bathroom. =( Sure, we need ventilation. But shouldn't the temperature be like higher? I like air-con temperature, but it's a different story when i'm wet after the shower.

2nd day:

Woke up at about 7 am. Z_Z... Sleep on bus... visited Rose Valley. Rose valley had a lot of stuff to talk about. Bad stuff. But unfortunately it doesn't work well without photos. So i shall skip that.

Then slept on bus. Went to some strawberry farm without strawberries.(all plucked). Later went to some Pasar malam. Learnt that the whole 300m of Pasar Malam stalls basically only have about 5 varieties of stalls. Walk a few meters and the rest of the stalls are just with different prices and people.

3rd day:

Today is the day where i learnt most stuff. But 1st i'll talk about how uninteresting today is. Went to San Poh Tong... some cave temple or something. I learnt that having large shoes or feet is bad for climbing down uneven stairs. You feel like you fall easily. I learnt that by climbing up some long stairs which lead to... under construction =.=, which was not the bad part. The bad part is climbing down while holding on to the railings, hoping i never climbed up. I consider the staircase railings a great invention of man kind now. Staring down uneven staircases is like staring into an endless abyss trying to pull you down... the only difference is that it will end and when you fall it will hurt or maybe you will die. If there are people other than you then maybe you will not die but they will die.

I remember the toilet down there. When i reached there, i saw a row of female queuing up. I saw lots of cubicles in front. Didn't think too much, just queue up and go in. Later i went to wash my hands... i saw the sign ''Male toilet'' in front of the basin. Btw, i'll draw something so you'll understand.

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| ..................................| | C

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<------------C----------> <----WB---->

C= cubicles

WB= washing basin.

Male ''toilet'' on the right side.

Female ''toilet'' left of WB.

Never mind the fact that i went into the toilet meant for females.( No wonder only got female queuing @#$@#%@#%) But then...Whats the point of calling it female and male toilet when their just cubicles?!?! And i remember the sign in front of the toilet cubicle door. It looks like a long haired.... something with sunglasses. The problem is we can't tell whether its a long haired man, woman, or Michael Jackson. (Again no pictures so... sorry. Comedic effect only at 10%.) Although, it doesn't really matter since ''Whats the point of calling it female and male toilet when their just cubicles?!?!''is the more important issue. Learnt that people who put the signs there has no common sense. Learnt that people will follow signs whether or not it is logical.

Also, i realized that the reason Singapore may be called a clean city is a lot due to the toilets. In Malaysia...No matter what kind of high class looking restaurant, once you enter the toilets... It all looks like a million people has shitted on the toilet bowl cover. The floor looks like the million people has accidentally stepped their own shit, then walked out... Only to realize that they left shit on the floor, but they did a bad job of cleaning the shit. Also, because there was a million people, the janitor was trampled on by the million people and died. The body was left unfound. Attempting to sit on any toilet bowl would be like asking for a million different types of diseases to be cared and shared around. Or rather, its not like. I think it is. Fortunately though, the hotel toilets aren't like that. If not i wouldn't be able to Poo in Peace for 3 days.

For some reason, the food in every tour is also the same. 10 people gather round a table, fish, chicken, veggies, soup, rice, cooked the same bloody way and served the same way. What happened to local food? Although, what local food does M'sia have?

Conclusion:

Tours are uninteresting. In fact, going overseas is often uninteresting with what people do. I don't want to go there to see the world's largest waterfall or climb it or whatever. Thats uninteresting when i can see professional photos over the net and when its just a larger waterfall. People say they want to see the world by travelling overseas. But i say thats narrow minded. The world pretty much looks the same everywhere with little variation anyway... What they should see, are those which really makes the world look different. For example... uh........oh shit. I can't seem to think of any real life examples that would be interesting. But visiting the 1st ever alien aircraft to land on Earth is probably one.

Drama~~

2009-12-24T01:57:00.000-08:00

Its your 21st birthday. You went home expecting a good christmas party with your family. Everything was fine. It was the happiest day of your life... You finally turned adult. Then came the announcement by your parents...

''Me and your father have discussed this a long time... But we decided to tell you only when you turned adult. You are not our real child...''

Your whole world crashed. Questions fill your head as the announcement slipped into your mind. Why haven't they told me? Who are my real parents? Why was i abandoned? Why did they pick me up? Why why why why why????????

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Shit this. It doesn't really matter to me. There are many stories out there about parents like real parents, suddenly adopted, want find real parents, maybe hate current parents....blablablabla...

But i don't get it. Why does it matter o_O. A lot of drama will be lost if the character doesn't react like that... but for some reason ALL will react like that. -.- And its really lame -.-

Lame enough for Komamura's diao face.

Translation:

=.=

Now imagine this scenario. Its like the character reacts like that because they have to create drama.

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''Me and your father have discussed this a long time... But we decided to tell you only when you turned adult. You are not our real child...''

''Uh... Okay... so?''

''No, wait. What? You aren't surprised?''

''........................................No................................................... what did you expect.''

''Nonono, your whole world is supposed to die. WE ARE NOT YOUR REAL PARENTS!! Thats important!! Be more agitated!!''

''For what?''

''Why uh... you are not our flesh and blood!!''

''Naw. Doesn't matter to me.''

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Well. It really doesn't matter. Those 'fake' parents were acting like real ones anyway. Unless...

Leopard: Child... The truth is... I am not your real dad.

But. For one, it doesn't really is going to affect their lives unless they go to find their parents on purpose. But hey, if there was any good reason they left you, they wouldn't find you until the right moment. If they were too poor, you going back would ruin their emotional and financial lives. If they are too famous, you going back will ruin their reputation.

If they were normal... depends on their reasons...

Btw, even when you go back, what happens next? Happy reunion with real family? Screw it. They left you with somebody else to leech off, then now tries to act like your real family as if they raised you all along. What happens to the leeched?

So, in the scenario where you didn't find your family, or decided that your real family are bastards(so much for flesh and blood relationships =.=), you go back to your family. Then... life continues as normal.

In the scenario where the adopted gets 2 families, its where the real fun begins. He/she has 2 moms and dads. Its double the pocket $$. When 1 family feels like a bastard, go to the other one for warmth. When your birthday arrives, you receive 2 more extra presents. Don't worry about providing for your real parents. They left you for 21 years. So you shall leave them for 21 years. Nah just kidding. But when you grow up, you sure are damned. You will need to provide for 2 families, excluding your own. Btw, its expected that in years to come you will need at least 7.5k per month on average to support your daily life. I assume this is ONE family? I heard this on some seminar. And of course, its true. Its just that sooner or later. Due to inflation and whatnots.

Now, i decided to add some more stuff to this fake parents thing. Look at this scenario.

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''MOM!!! DAD!!''

''Our child!!''

Happy reunion...

Fake parents: '' We're so glad he found his real parents...''

Ten years later...(that was fast) Child lives with both real and fake parents.

''Hey uh... actually... Our DNAs don't match.''

Door slams open.

''My child!!!''

Everybody:''What?!''

''A hospital mix up happened. WE are your REAL parents!!''

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There are much more possibilities to add to the drama. Of course it all doesn't work if it were me. This, in line, is the ultimate parent child drama.

Feral child raised by some animal.

> feral child finds out his/shes not an animal...

> finds parent pair number 1, becomes family

> for some reason parent pair number 1 did smth criminal and had to abandon child

> due to shock or some other reason child loses memories

> parent pair no. 2 adopt...

> at some age parent pair no. 2 confesses

> child goes to find parent pair 1

> solved criminal problems somehow

> happy end with parent pair 1 & 2

> NO!!!!!! not end yet....

> parent pair 3 appears. says its a hospital mix up.

> child stressd by families

> says ''shit this'' and goes back to being a feral child.

> finds out that animal parents are dead.

> killd by parent pair 3.

> how to continue writing????

> conspires to kill parent pair 3. his real parents.

> successfully killd parent pair 3.

> turns out to be a double mix up and theres a parent pair 4 who is his real real parents.

> the story goes on hiatus.

You were thinking about the ending weren't you?

Continuing from before...

2009-12-19T08:53:00.001-08:00

... the worse thing is that probably even teachers probably do not know why the education system is like this. As this goes on people will just keep following the system and doing nothing. You see, when people follow a system, its like going for a job if someone inspires you. And thats probably the reason why iPhone killers are actually inferior to the iPhone, and while those stupid other companies are coming up with better versions of the iPhone renamed, Apple is probably keeping about 20 years of stuff about to be released soon and own the market and other companies.

When someone inspires you, you try to recreate that experience. The problem is that you are not playing into your strength, but others'. As a result, you can only play up to 99% of what inspired you. And i assure you most don't go to 99%. Its the same thing for the education system. teachers are trying to push that star student into other students to model. As a result, even if assuming that everybody models at 99% efficiency, its still deteriorating.

The worst part is probably the stupidity of humans. A group of old people is controlling the whole country, but yet no one is complaining. Who are they to decide what we do? But no one does anything about it. We definitely have enough people on the against side. Its 4 million against the few geezers for this country. Its like in the cartoons you watched as a kid. You always thought. Why those bloody minions work for the villains?!? Stupid sia! They want destroy the whole earth including you, why work for them?! Just that this time, in real life, the old geezers do not have powers as imba as the villains.

Of course, this plunges society into further chaos. But think about it. In these times, humans are forced to work to their fullest potential. Its not like they like it. They HAVE to do it. Sure, it isn't comfortable, but it sure makes a lot more progress to humanity.

Looking back on what i typed, it sure looks like a step towards a new religion or becoming someone who wants to destroy the whole world. So...

DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG AND ITS AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS YOU WILL MAKE, INCLUDING WANTING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD FOR SOME REASON.

My inspirations for this blog seems to be dying...

Some maths questions

2009-12-08T09:29:00.000-08:00

QUESTION 1)

3 men went to a cafe and ordered.
The bill came to $30, being $10 each.
The men each gave the waiter $10.
After they had eaten, the owner realised he had overcharged them, so he gave the waiter $5 to give back to them.
The waiter, being smart, gave each man back $1 and kept $2 for himself.
($1 + $1 + $1 + $2 = $5)
So each man had ended up paying $9.
($9 x 3 = $27)
Plus, the $2 the waiter kept = $29.
Where did the other $1 go??

QUESTION 2)

There are three campers

Camper A has 400g of rice

Camper B has 200g of rice

Camper C has no rice, but has $6

How should the 6$ be distributed?

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Got the answers? Those were easy questions. The answers and explanation are as follow:

1) Its a calculation error in the question itself. You should be subtracting the 2 dollars from the assistant instead of adding it. $9 each were of money spent. $2 money gained. $5 from the owner, money given/spent.

2) All should be given to Camper A. So all have 200g rice. C buys from A.

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Alright kids. Those were the answers given on the answer sheet. Now for the REAL answers. REAL LOGICAL ANSWERS IN REAL LIFE.

1) Who cares where the $1 goes? That waiter should be fired for being dishonest. Those 3 men should check their bills and say ''Hey wheres our 2 dollars?!'' And if you think about it, those 3 men not knowing that they got scammed means that there is no freaking price tags on the menu. OR there is no menu... So the restaurant should add a proper menu. With price tags.

And theres another problem. If the 3 people ordered the same stuff, or stuff with the same price tag, shouldn't each receive the same amount of money back? Like, a number divisible by 3? The reason why i deduced that they should have same price tags is because hey, if i ordered a Full Spring chicken, and you ordered a HALF spring chicken, wouldn't you complain that... we have the same cost even though my share is much larger? If you don't, gimme half your lunch next time.

''Uh... Why are there only half left before i start eating?''

So, the question wasn't being specific enough. We should know what the hell did those 3 people order. Also, ''After they had eaten, the owner realized...'' is not good enough. You should add something that says ''They haven't left the restaurant.'' If not i'm going to say that those 3 men don't care about the $5, and the owner should just keep it because... if i found $5 on the floor, i'm not going to return it to the police unless i saw it drop from someone's wallet. I know you think i'm bastard... but wouldn't YOU do the same?

2) And this is the baddest and stupidest kind of question and answer. 3 people are camping... 2 of them have rice, 1 doesn't. Where should the $6 go from camper C? It obviously goes to the taxi driver.

Yeah. Him. Its mind blowing magic. Explanation below...

Why the taxi driver? Think about it. If you go camping, when is it of the camp that you have no rice? Of course! Its the end of the camp! the $6 goes to the taxi driver because camper C would go home next! Which idiot would bring just $6 to a camp?

The question simply wasn't specific enough. Do the campers know each other? Are they camping together? Did C ask A to bring the rice for him? Do all of them eat the same portion of food? Is other food types involved? Or is camper C really an idiot who brings $6 to a camp, expecting to buy 200g of rice at $3/100g from some stranger he didn't meet before or even KNOW will be there?

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Okay. Despite the low opinions you have of this blog... This is a frigging serious situation. If you saw the answer sheet answer and didn't question yourself, its damn serious. It means that people are using less logic and brains to think about academics. Its a serious problem of people not being able to think carefully. And whats worse is that these type of questions are being asked in primary schools, secondary schools, and a few percentage in JC.

We have always questioned why the hell did John choose to run a whole one round, but yet May just walked a cross straight to the same damned destination. That was in primary school. Yet after that, our answers became all illogical. John simply runs the whole one round because... It doesn't matter. We stopped questioning. Our process of thought stopped. Theres a question? Give the politically correct answer that is correct according to Mathematicians. Scientists. Teachers.

Look. When you are given an English essay to write. Do you seriously think and believe what you said? NO! They throw me whatever question, i give them answers they expect to hear. ( not of an A student though ) Arguments simply don't matter. Tell me of any argument you had that actually changed your mind about something. You hate chocolate? Who cares? No matter how much you argue about your hate for chocolate, i still like it.

This adds to the list of reasons why the education system is screwed. And remember, in real life, they don't throw you a random question for you to answer. You choose what questions to tackle depending on your profession. In real life, its not just how much John ran. John should stop, and walk the same path as May. Think global warming sucks? No use arguing for people to stop it. Actually show them why it sucks, and invent something if you have to stop it.

''All your chocolate will begin to melt, but not in your mouth. And thats bad. No more chocolate bars for me.''

Whats worse about the system is that... Argh this blog post is getting damn long i'll save it for the next post.

The bloody sad truth about millionaires

2009-12-07T10:02:00.001-08:00

Alright. The front part of the secrets of millionaire is just as i posted. About the 2nd quarter to the middle was okay... some points are good... Until i reached the middle.

For one, i learnt that being a millionaire really needs you to become a bastard. Or at least make a lot of people hate you. For example, if you saw this darn brilliant thing that could possibly be sold for damn lots of money. Such as Superman, MS-DOS, McDonalds... buy it at a reap off price then sell it as your own. DO NOT be business partners with them. Oh and you know about those random stuff you see on the internet? STEAL them and sell it off as your own! This is what the book wrote:''Even if you cannot find enough good information, you can keep enhancing your knowledge by acquiring tons of new ideas and knowledge for free from the internet!'' Which of course, seems to be a pretty long... elaboration of ''Steal if you are stupid!'' The above examples, 2 of which the book gave only served to say ''Steal if you are clever too!''

For 2, it seems that Adam Khoo seems to be a pretty big liar. Previously, he said that he was the top student of some school. As you know, writing a motivational book doesn't require pro english skills like some gay novel. English skills such as from this blog and maybe a little bit editing from the publisher is enough! A top student grade is totally enough for this kind of book writing! But what did Adam Khoo say? ''my standard of written English was 'not commercially viable' and he asked me to rewrite the manuscript 3 times.'' There we have it. Either Adam Khoo lied about his qualifications or he lied about rewriting 3 times.

When i 1st saw the words ''final millionaire habit'' twice in Millionaire habit 8 and 9, i thought it was a simple typo. But now i know. Combine AK is a big fat liar and millionaires steal ideas, i now suspect that Adam Khoo hired some unnamed guy and sucked out all his ideas. Next, he put all that guy's ideas into a book, paste his name on it. TADAH! What Adam Khoo really did was give it an excellent title for attracting idiots and reap profits from the book.

Now that we know the truth, its important that we know what the poor guy who got sucked from Adam khoo really wants to say. He kindly told us that AK is a big fat liar, and now he provided us an example that shows Only idiots buy books like this leading to bastards becoming millionaires. The example? Cindy Cashman's 'Everything Men Know About Women'.

Look at this video....

For your information, that is not a printing error. Look at this website.

''Everything Men Know About Women

The 20th Anniversary Edition of the world's most famous blank book (written under the pseudonym of Dr. Alan Francis). A profound message in its simplest form. Buy it as a motivator to inspire yourself and/or a friend.''

Seriously? And it was the best-selling book? And Cindy Cashman is a millionaire? And what do you mean ''written''?!?! Another of her best selling book is 'The book of smiles'. And it contains just and only the pictures of people smiling. Would be funny if i found all the pictures on Google Images, all which were uploaded before the book got published.

Who knows? Maybe a title named ''Only idiots buy this'' with a book inside with all pictures scolding the buyer is an idiot would sell... Or maybe an idea about ''The book full of crap'' or ''All about feces'', inside litterally stuffed with pictures of shit... or REAL SHIT!

A book review

2009-12-05T04:35:00.000-08:00

This is unlike last time, where i praised a truly good manga. This time, i'll criticize an existing best seller. Called ''Secrets of self- made millionaires''. I haven't read through the whole book, so i'll read and criticize at the same time.

Okay, 1st page of the book, ignoring those foreword and crap stuff that nobody reads anyway, already shows that this guy called Adam Khoo is ready to tell his life story. By boasting about it. ~~And probably by looking down on other people.~~ But anyway, i would laugh if he said that his million was made by selling this kind of books to ~~idiots~~ investors who were attracted by the title.

Read read read... this guy is not bad! He said that the mind is the greatest asset of anyone, and even though he was born in a rich family, he didn't get much extra pocket money and stuff. He got a few jobs, got inspired, then started to work hard for himself. From trash student to top student. It doesn't change the fact that he is born in a frigging rich family though. Rich family -> stupid son -> worried about inheritance -> send him for motivational camp. a good and probably frigging expensive one.

This is revealed in ''In sheer desperation to help me find some aim in life, my parents sent me to a motivational camp for teens when i had just turned 13.''

Anyway moving on, that AK(Adam Khoo) kid was actually pretty dam ~~bastard~~ smart. Disco was the 'in' thing, but there was none for weekend evenings. So he decided to charge students to go to his self made disco, and not sharing. Remember readers of VCT, next time you want to lend your pencil or a book, say ''$1 rent per hour.''

AK went on to earn a few grands for himself. And his 2nd business... is AK & Associates, that motivational program that some of us may have gone through, that did nothing but nothing. He got this idea because he was the top student and started giving tuition for $200/mth. So he decided to mass tutor people.

But look what he have here. The next page reveals that suspicion i had when i 1st picked up this book. ''But anyway, i would laugh if he said that his million was made by selling this kind of books to ~~idiots~~ investors who were attracted by the title.'' Thats what i said. Now for what AK said.

''What really got me tons of business was when i decided to compile all my knowledge into a book.'' & '' By the time i graduated from university, i had 2 profitable businesses going, a best-selling book and a growing investment account. At the age of 26, i had crossed the one million net worth mark.''

Seriously, dood? This bastard just admitted that we were all idiots. I didn't buy the book though. I am merely reading it. My mother bought it... =(

And the next page reveals that AK must not have many friends. ''The truth is 'everything is money'!''

Reading on further reveals that fact. He spent his university holidays honing his presentation skills and writing books and whatnots to earn money.

Also, his constantly boasting. ''They think nothing of squandering $3,000 on a ring but think twice before buying a good book for $30! No wonder they are poor!''

*checks the price of the book...* $32.51! TA-DAH!

And im starting to feel sad for AK now. He spends 364 days per year, 19 hours per day working, and he thinks it is fun. This person either is obsessed with money, or have no real friends. And his a real scrooge because he doesn't want to spend 800$ for a phone even though he earns $1000/hour. His reasoning? It doesn't generate more money.

Alright... time to conclude this post... Criticizing not likely to continue. Its painful to read and write at the same time.

About the last post...

2009-12-03T07:47:00.000-08:00

That Remi Gaillard guy, turns out he was an ex-member of the champion team. So, maybe this explains everything. Why he actually has fans, why the president went on TV with him as a member, why the team members bochup he down there extra extra.

But wait! I think its still too soon to conclude it like this... Yes, it will work out like above if Remi Gaillard was an ex-member, and quitted for some good reason. But what if, its for a bad reason? For example, if he was kicked out? If this is the case, then he shouldn't be welcomed by the present team members. AND another thing. How do you know if those present team members actually know Remi? In short, its still too soon to conclude this without further evidence.

2ndly! How much Remi Gaillard's presence in the team also affects how this will work out. Is he some noob member? Is he some ace? This, coupled with the above, determines how those team members would treat him.

3rd! The president DOES have some power. And the media is a strange thing. If you put this together, you can create strange news. What if, the president realized that Remi Gaillard was NOT a team member? To hide this embarrassment, manipulate the media! How? post Remi Gaillard as a member. In short, this point of argument is: Someone made Remi Gaillard a member.

Until Remi Gaillard and the team members of the champion team admits what really happened that day, we cannot know for sure what happened. But unfortunately or fortunately, reality and the masses work differently. When dealing with crowds, you have to treat them like pigs. No matter how much clever people are in the crowd, stupid people will lead the crowd mentality. Different opinions doesn't help much in making the masses more clever.

Combo the media and the masses together, you can make what is black, white. A google search of ''Remi Gaillard former player'', ''Remi Gaillard former member'', '' Remi Gaillard lorient'' etc etc...

shows that only Wikipedia says that Remi Gaillard is a former member. What this means is ... the masses has accepted that Remi Gaillard blended in due to pure skill, and not because the team members bochup.

Remember all the times...

2009-11-27T10:16:00.000-08:00

when u watched your favorite team of any game win the national cup, felt joy enough that you wanted to stand beside them, sharing the cup as if its also yours?

One man did it:

Don't worry if you don't understand Japanese. You can find a summary of what he did in wikipedia. This guy is Remi Gaillard. I don't have to tell you how amazing this prank is.

But i'll still tell you anyway.

1. He managed to fool some fools in the winning team...and more fools in the audience, without anyone going '' Who the hell are you?''

2. This one requires no censorship in the word, kids. Effie is not require here. He got the fucking

president to greet him, thinking his part of the winning team.

3. Fans of the team went to him for his signature. Despite not even knowing who he is.

4. When bringing up the winning cup in the audiences, still nobody identified him, as he pretended to be part of the team.

5. He ran with the team, around the field with the cup and towards the camera. Again, this requires no censorship. I like to think everybody holding the cup thought : '' Who are you? But who fucking cares?!'' Or maybe... ''Ah, his wearing the same shirt as i am. His in the same team.''

What all these said about them:

1 and 4,5. Players apparently don't spend much time remembering other people's faces. As long as your wearing the same shirt, your in the same team.

''Good work teammate.''

2. The French president doesn't give a hoot who is in the winning team. Little efforts such as remembering people's faces are unimportant once you are the president. Maybe.

3. Even Fans don't really remember faces well. This means that people are likely to remember only the more significant members in the team. But despite not knowing who the hell you are, people will still ask for your autograph as long as your part of the winning team.

Oh, and Gaillard is amazing for other things too. Just look at this.

Sure, you can do that 1 million times and get it to work like that at least once. But factor in that securities are present, forget doing it 1 million times without going into jail. In fact, you don't need the securities. Just remember that if the ball hits someone or something you shouldn't, someone or something else will be chasing you around with a chopper. Do i also need to remind you that the number of views for the video is (no censorship required again) 4 fucking million for stupid pranks.

Do you have the balls to do what he did? Or rather, do you have the money to buy the number of balls required to play this prank as everybody you pranked confiscates the ball? According to my accurate calculations, the money required is more if you don't have godly aiming skills.

Random jokes

2009-11-27T07:12:00.000-08:00

During midnight, a bus driver continues driving. The only passenger left was a woman with long hair and white clothes. The driver continues driving... and then he caught a glimpse of the mirror. The woman was no longer there. He stopped the bus immediately and turned back. The woman was still there... Then the bus driver continued driving.

Then he saw the mirror, again the woman disappeared! He stopped the car again, turn back, the woman was still there, continued driving. One last time, he looked the mirror, no woman, stopped, turn back, woman still there. The bus driver was afraid. He broke out in cold sweat and started driving the car at full speed. Then he saw the woman walking towards him... with messy hair and a face full of blood. The driver was frozen with fear.

The woman in white whispered in a deep voice: '' What have i wronged you...? Every time i squatted to tie my shoes, you stopped the car to knock my head......''

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有一天魔王把公主抓走，公主就一直叫。。。

魔王：你尽管叫破喉咙吧！没有人会来救你的~

公主：破喉咙~破喉咙~

没有人：公主~我来救你了！

魔王:说曹操曹操就到！

曹操：魔王！你叫我干嘛？

魔王：哇牢! 看到鬼！

鬼：糟！被发现了

糟：胡说！谁发现了我？

谁：关我屁事？

魔王：Oh my GOD!

上帝：谁叫我？

谁：没有人叫你啊！

没有人：我哪有？

从此．．．

魔王精神分裂．．．

很冷，

小心感冒

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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

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A little girl fell into the Singapore River and was drowning. Father was crying, everyone was crowding but no one helping.

Suddenly an ah beng jumped into the river and started drowning too. Police came and saved the both of them. Police commended the ah beng for being brave even though he couldn't swim.

Ah beng said: "KNN, who push me!"

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do not make phone calls in the toilets.

One day a man went into a cubicle in a men's toilet to do his business. Suddenly he heard a voice from next cubicle saying:"hi, how are u?"

the man felt weird about having a conversation in the toilet, but he answered, "i'm fine" and the other guy says "so what are you up to?" the man felt very bizarre and said " just travelling". At this point, the man was trying to leave the toilet as fast as he could when he heard the other guy asked " can i come over??"

The man got freaked out and hastily shouts, "no, i'm busy right now!" then the man heard the guy say nervously " hey, i'll call you back later. There's an idiot here who keeps answering me!"

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小牛从小鸡家哭着回来，老牛吃惊见了问为什么哭？

小牛哭诉说被鸡妈妈和全家的鸡追着打。

老牛又问为什么被打？

小牛说，我只是向他们道别，哪知道全村的鸡都很生气。

“小鸡Bye！老鸡Bye！全部鸡Bye！”

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小强明天就结婚了，好紧张，问妈妈该做什么？

妈妈说：“你把你身上最硬的地方，撞进女孩小便的地方就可以了。”

小强好像明白了，妈妈也不多解释。

当晚，小强就把自己的头撞进马桶。

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Copy pasted from somewhere =)

One day late but...

2009-11-23T20:33:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, the principal talked about the story of El Kapun ( thats what it sounds like to me) and somebody's old hair. Basically, its a story where El Kapun is an imba crime mastermind, and somebody's old hair is a defense attorney who helped El Kapun to escape punishment. One day, he decided that doing these, supporting an evil villain in the eyes of the world, just isn't right. And he has a son whom he don't want to corrupt,but wanted to teach integrity. So the plot went on like any cliche story and somebody's old hair decided to help the arrest of El Kapun instead.

What was going in my head was not how cliched that story is, though i can't blame it since its damn old, but rather ''wait a damn minute, you mean that bastard took El Kapun's money, acted like El Kapun can rely on him, then back stabbed El Kapun and got away with all the crap he helped.'' So didn't he like... benefitted the most? Money + no jail.

Not wanting to force a conclusion without further research, i Googled. And the results...

El Kapun -> Al Capone

somebody's old hair -> Easy Eddie, Edward J. O'Hare

According to wikipedia, ''O'Hare and Capone began collaborating in business and in law. O'Hare made a second fortune through his ties to Capone, but he grew tired of working with thugs.'' This means that O'Hare was even more of a bastard than i thought. Though to be fair, he was kind of forced to join a gang.

Now, according to another website.http://www.snopes.com/glurge/ohare.asp.

If you read it, its kind of pretty clear already. If you're lazy to read, just know that my thoughts were true. And ya, that integrity thing O'Hare wanted to teach? I don't see how it got linked. Maybe integrity has a different meaning at that time i dunno, but i'm pretty sure it doesn't involve receiving a large amount of money for doing dirty stuff, betraying the person who gave you those riches and escaping jail. A real good man would have thrown himself into jail and donated those riches. I'm also pretty sure thats what the most evil villains do; hide behind a weaker evil villain, then when the time comes, steal the spot light and take over as the REAL antagonist of the story. The best part? That main villain was publicized as a hero to the world.